Is it true that Americans are scared of washing their butts with a bidet...

Is it true that Americans are scared of washing their butts with a bidet? There's nothing more disgusting than wiping your poop with toilet paper.

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Fuck,i hate being a wh*toid.Why can`t we have fucking bidets.You never get 100% clean using toilet paper.I hate having shit between my ass,the whole day.
Southrons,please annex us!

bidets wasnt really to wash your parts after taking a shit tho, more to wash your parts at a time when taking showers was expensive.

This.

Finns clean Swedish assholes with their tongues

If you are at home, just drop you pants and jump in the tub/shower. If in public/at work, carry wet wipes with you.

>washing their butts with a bidet?
Tell me how the fuck do you proceed, step by step

This
It sounds messy

Germany has a shitload of scat fetishists. I'm sure you could easily find someone to lick your arsehole clean on a regular basis.

You can even sit backwards.

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1. Poop your heart out in the bowl
2. Activate bidel nozzle
3. Water comes out of nozzle situated directly under the seat
4. Adjust your asshole as necessary so as to completely wipe out all traces
5. Wipe wet asshole with TP(optional, the water dries in your underpants otherwise, saves time)
Its faster, cleaner and more efficient
You should be ashamed when even Indians have it.

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Soaking your butthole isn't enough to clean it, especially after a messy poop
How do you wipe it afterwards?

>poop on the street
>go home
>wash your ass in the toilet
got it

Is it possible that these will happen?

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No, otherwise Germans would all use a bidet.

why not just shower

>Is it true that Americans are scared of washing their butts with a bidet?
No, we just don't have them. Are Europeans "scared" of American things like peanut butter? Of course not.

it was expensive back then to take daily showers or baths, bidets is a thing of the past, only in italy its widely spread.

Water pressure is pretty strong. You also put soap on your hand and you know the rest. Are we really discussing the finer points of ass washing ?

Just buy wet wipes or worst case scenario just get your paper wet.

wet wipes will clog your pipes and the sewer system in your town, you idiot

Lebs don't have sewer systems, they just throw everything on the streets

Then keep a trash can in your bathroom, here we can't even through regular toiletpaper or otherwise it will clog.

>through
throw*
nah we just dumb everything in the sea

>not keeping paper towels in your pocket and soaking them for ass wiping
>not spaghetti'ing the fuck out whenever you shit and diving into the shower

Americans cut off their butt hole so that they don't have wash it.

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1.Poop
2.Wipe your asshole with toilet paper until it's no more shit stained
3.Wash your butthole with soap using the bidet
4.Dry it with a towel

>Hahaajaj le german are into scat amirite xd
Grow up, incels

It's not just americans

All wh*toids are scared by the thought of actually washing themselves. They feel more comfortable knowing their natsy pigskin ass is full of crusty shit

One hand rubbing, one hand aiming the water, you'll be as clean as after a shower in no time. Then you use a towel to dry

t. cleanliness pro

>Is it true that Americans are scared of washing their butts with a bidet? There's nothing more disgusting than wiping your poop with toilet paper.
No, we just dont have bidets.

Your toilets literally have a shit shelf so you can examine your shit before flushing it.
I'm not buying it. Who even does that if they're not really into shit?

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throw the paper into the trash bin

I use bathtub. Also in Russia toilet and bathroom are two different rooms mostly.

also don't understand the people which wash, but don't use toilet paper

you should make it clean at first

Wrong
Thats my toilet pic related

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This toilet is much better, the water doesn't splash your cheeks.

inb4 put some toilet paper
Yes, I know about that, ty.

i like this kind of toilet. and actually, i do inspect it sometimes. sometimes my shits are huge and i get impressed. and it lays there elegantly on the pearly-white porcelain

Not the newer ones, they're now designed to dissolve too

This, I wish I had one like that, but they've become rare since the 70s or so

It is. I have heard one elderly woman to call that thing as an "infection shower".

As a dictator I would forbid the use of bidet from 99.5 % of world's total population by law.