32 year old virgin

>32 year old virgin

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just HOW?

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so what wizard powers did you get

he's not really hungry

they make fun nw, little they know how fat years pas

>Be a V-I-R-G-I-N in/near by a country which is famous for porn.

You have NO excuses, PAL.

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cuz you're porn addict

>19 year old virgin

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I'm having sex tonight AMA

>Catholic
>Virgin after 8 years old

Fucking lmao

dude just be yourself lmao seriously it's not that hard

27

21

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30

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Just go to a brothel you pathetic pussies.

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21 and the only thing that can prevent me from becoming a wizard is suicide

7,561 days as a virgin.

Learn to not take everything srsly so people enjoy talking with you.

Even then I have no topic to talk about

>tfw 19 year old virgin
it'll get better, r-right lads?

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I'm an ugly bastard. Even my mom is ashamed of the way I look.

Just be natural, anything that doesnt make you look forced and agitated
For example search youtube when poeple having political argument, she/he must look tense or agitated. Can you give me example of people talk it with relaxed attitude? If there are he/she must be look robotic.
Girl unconfortable of that attitude.

fuck women

yeah that would fix it

a n g e r y

Not him but my main new power is the ability to be relentlessly cynical about any conceivable topic. Unfortunately this makes me even less likely to pick up girls.

I'm too lazy and apathetic to even do that.

I'm virgin since March. Damn I need to get my Willy wet.

What people?

I'm 27 and have 0 (zero) friends

Well-paying job, not fat and go to the gym

this. I didn't fucked any girl since last month and I'm getting crazy

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>21 year old virgin

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>19
>never even had a gf

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At least ur white

Dam thats pretty bad even for a pole

>21 year old cock got chopped off in lawn mowing accident

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What is the "you will lose your virginity" cut off? I'm 23 and I reckon I got 2 more years.

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*you will never

holy fuck, imagine being forced to mow the lawn and get your dick chopped. JUSTugal