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Edition: The 1 KG Pizza

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pizza by the pound

hope you die, lad.

Vile slop

Pizza has always made me sad

>Anarcho-capitalism

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Just dont have faith in most blacks doing the right thing anymore
Honestly

Would eat

love the taste, even the cheap garbage but it's definitely horrendous for you

feel like absolute hell after eating it from all the nitrates or whatever

>Rectangular pizza

Why is this a thing?

runt slop for runts

what did societies do with people like this in ancient times

it's good for like 2 years then necessary for the rest but i feel it stole a lot of joy out of my life. Turns you a bit cold and awkward, used to be cool but fuck it now i'm successful

Chad eats pizza and bangs your oneitis

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from sicily
t. proud siciliani

easier to bake

yanks are consistently the worst fucking posters by far

saw the type of pizza people eat in norway
dire
that tesco pie would be like a luxury authentic one there

Easier to shape

norway LOVES pizza because its the only cheap food available

Exposure at birth

Pizza is NOT a pie

same
hate faggots who act like they are some kind of patricians who only eat pizza cooked by genuine Italian chef
give me 3 liters of irn bru and that pizza would be gone in a hour

just know these lads are boring cunts IRL

we have it here too, we call it pizza al metro (pizza by the meter) because it's usually made in 1m^2 pans

You've got a problem with Anarcho-Capitalism, kid? Now it's personnel.

*teleports behind you, slashes your fucking throt*

I have cut a worthless thing.

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They loves tacos and sausage too

Dont need to be smart or good looking to look down on other people

I have never ever laughed at a 'teleports behind you' post

Saw chip pizza in Rome and the locals were gobbling that shit down. Nothing is sacred.

Vote Corbyn

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all me

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cope

might knock up a british girl
but I guess that can't happen anymore because white women are sterile

Not feeling well today but I’m hungry and NOBODY delivers here.

Yep, I'm a 7/10 (according to okcupid among other places) woman and I destroy incels like you with style and grace all the time.

pizza is not native to r*mans

What was the last thing you laughed at?

Too hot to sit out

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>Apply Loss Prevention Partner
>Salary: Competitive

>It's Security Guard
>Barely above minimum wage

Christ

genuinely do not care

I mean when the competition is also shit that’s what happens

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>oil, beef and rotting teeth

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she still hasn't replied

she's definitely found a guy
I'm too late. fucking idiot I want to die

Don't live in his constituency, soz m8

wops love frankfurter n chips on their pizza
shruuuug
naples is about the only place they are purists

What's the appeal of places like Magaluf to normies? What do they enjoy about binge drinking till your kidneys are damaged?

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'for me it's Liverpool and wank' post

Any Ellie Goulding man in?

Tell her if she doesn’t respond you’re going to come to her house and sort it out

i'm not middle class at all, i was born on a council estate
having principles isn't a class thing
and i'm not a moral relativist, i think child slavery is objectively bad, that's why i refuse to fund it
if you think you're doing those kids a favour by funding their sweatshop then go ahead, but if there's another company that offers better working conditions, wouldn't it be better for those kids if that company prospered instead of the sweatshop? then the kids could work there instead, if they have to work, if there aren't even better programs that offer schooling etc
companies advertise ethical practices because they know some people would rather buy ethically sourced products
in order to advertise them, they have to actually meet those fair trade standards, which is better for workers on the plantation or wherever
so boycotting unethical companies does make a difference
but more than that, it's a simple matter of principle to not be a hypocrite and complain about something that you're (partially) causing.

think the girl I'm seeing has another lad on the hook

theyre told to like it, so they do, like most things they "like"

Love for beer and orgies is in the blood of every good Saxon

we are after all brutes

finna bouta go to tesco

it's called fun mate

If you want a woman to love you just learn to cook

Girls love a good meal

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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with these people?

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because everyone, and I mean everyone is looking to get fucked, take drugs and drink cheaply, pretty easy, good concept bad crowd

what company on earth is going to jump up and down to advertise the fact they employ 8 year old children and try to spin it as a positive because it's not as bad as a sweatshop, you fucking mentalist

Just havin a giggle

writing as-level maths tomorrow
not prepared

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Arse

>pan frying broccoli

ummmmm x

I don't understand how this supposed to be "fun".

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Was on a date a few years ago and a guy that looked like like your picture walked past our table. He was clearly gay, and my date said "What a waste!". What did she mean by this? Haven't been able to get an erection ever since.

but its nowhere near the cheapest or best place to drink or take drugs

Any good newer adventure/post-apocalyptic/war/horror movies out lately?

You mean, "what the hell is wrong with white women?"

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best way to do it quick m8
few florets, bit of water, high temperature, move it around lots
instasteamed

yeh

A few.

it's pretty cheap by a beach and it's all packaged up so there's literally no thought required

women are evil

Yeah, my life

I come to this place of my ancestors, and I remember. Like these blossoms, we are all dying. To know life in every breath, every cup of tea, every life we take. The way of the warrior....

that's why its a containment zone for stupid cunts

wouldn't expect a virgin freak to understand

Diversity is our strength.

Islam is a religion of peace.

People should be imprisoned for bad words.

Now repeat after me. I am free.

ever been to a free party lads
deeply uncomfortable experience

girls say I'm intense

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companies advertise the fact that their workers are adults who are paid properly all the time
that's exactly what this logo means
>Fairtrade changes the way trade works through better prices, decent working conditions and a fairer deal for farmers and workers in developing countries
if you have a choice between that product and another product, one that doesn't meet those standards, and you choose the one that exploits children, you can't then turn around and complain that children are being exploited

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The left is eating itself

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Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

gay

Another acid attack in L*ndon

Whens the best time to list an ebay item lads?

I wanna be this man when I grow up

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Mfw watching a little insect get trapped in my leg hair and being unable to escape

Gottem

rorke utterly btfo

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In his sleevies?

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I read that earlier, seemed very childish and unpleasant tbph

it's called intersectionality, shitlord.

This is really embarrassing. I bet the Spanish hate Brits for coming to their country and doing this.

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cant tell if turtle is a painter or just wears shitty dirty clothing on purpose

god i wish that were me

the thing i like about comedians is how literally none of them except the absolute shittest of the shittest of the shit are rorkes. really makes you think.