Be French

>be French
>act like an insufferable cunt to everyone who doesn't speak French

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>be American
>act like an insufferable cunt to everyone who doesn't speak English

>Who don't speak English
Redundant

That's entirely different bub. You'd feel the same way if somehow a more denigrated race of shitskins appeared at your borders and invaded you en masse in your most (or in your case, only) prosperous provinces.

ouais et alors ? nique ta mère l'amerloque

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Everyone (most people anyway) is proud of their language. Everyone thinks his or her native language is beautiful. But the French’s opinion regarding their own language borders religious observance. That is the French treat the integrity of their language in the same way religious right-wingers defend the orthodoxy of their faith — a linguistic catechism. IMO, this approach toward the national language is the key reason why both the French language and culture face constant declines.

Unwillingness to accept foreign influence on its language has rendered the French language a fragile edifice. The French language has fewer sounds than other languages because of this, and it makes French sounds boring to some people. As a rule, languages which are more open to borrowing from other linguistic pools have a richer phonetic variety. But the Regulator of the French language would have none of it. As a result French has not evolved for hundreds of years. You thus get a language that tends to break when you try to bend it. For most people, learning French is not fun because everything is way too serious. Grammar is serious, pronunciation is serious; nothing is forgiving or lightheartedness. Even some of the French have confessed: why speak good French when you can speak bad English?

The linguistic poverty of the French language is aggravated by the fact that France rejects and dismisses the importance of regional dialects. Whereas every English speaking country has their own dialect(s). Even within the UK, you have probably over a dozen dialects, some of these are very charming and fascinating (like the Scottish and Irish dialects). But there is no comparable intellectual charms to be experienced in the land where French is spoken. Weird accents and uncommon grammatical uses are ridiculed. As one of my friends says: You can’t be a Yoda in French.

>cunt
>who doesn't speak French
See, you know why you are an insufferable uncultured fat swine.
Get lost, AIDS-ridden nigger lover faggot

Until recently the French has had no interest in other dialects (i.e. cajun) of French spoken around the world. They think these bastard tongues do not deserve attention. One of the reasons French has declined as a world language is because the speaking populations in the colonies were neglected. English is extremely successful because people in the colonies, even non-white colonies, are allowed to speak in a way they are comfortable with. Linguists in America had studied and documented various dialects of cajun French spoken in former French communities, such as Louisiana, at least a hundred years before French linguists started to turn their attention to these forgotten dialects (in the 1970s). By then it was too late: there was almost no French speakers left in the US. The same is true in the Indochina, on one speaks French there anymore.

The inward-looking tendency of France and its complete disinterestedness of other people who speak its language, albeit in a non-standard way, have consigned the French language into a second class lingua franca. The French language is often boasted as the language of “literati”. That’s a good fantasy. Latin is a literati language too. But language, a living language, belongs to normal people.

énorme ramassis de conneries, je me demande vraiment où cet obèse est allé chercher ça

P*ris only destroys cultures, that’s why you wiped out the Bretons and Occitans and their millenia of cultural achievement and replaced it with your centralized Masonic autism. Now naturally millions of Algerians pour in instead. Thanks P*ris!

>he reasons French has declined as a world language is because the speaking populations in the colonies were neglected
lmao, those american brainlet ayyyyyyyy

>it would be better if those hundreeds of occitan dialects were still there
no lol

>The linguistic poverty of the French language

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dictionaries_by_number_of_words

French 270,000
English 171,476

Based on dictionaries alone. So as you said yourself, French i even more rich.

BITES

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MDRRRRŔ

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Our elite used to speak it. Now we have one journalist which is native in French, but he was born in France.

I can say that French is easier to understand by hearing rather than English.

Used to learn it, but dropped, but the language is cool.

>énorme ramassis de conneries, je me demande vraiment où cet obèse est allé chercher ça
This is exactly what I'm talking about. I don't go up to people who can't speak english and start insulting them like pigs.

Thank God I don't live in Europe. I've played online games with the French and they were all insufferable assholes too. French don't even create shit, they just cook snails, draw a flower around it and call it cuisine.

Well now you get to enjoy a country with hundreds of Arab dialects instead of dialects of a rich and ancient European culture :^)

>i don't like the french because they were rude when i played my manchild games
poor (You)

ne pas parler français = être inférieur, il va falloir t'y faire gros tas

>t. mohamerde

>people getting mad at you for not speaking their language in their country
No shit

>Well now you get to enjoy a country with hundreds of spanniards dialects instead of dialects of a rich and ancient European culture :^)

Guarantee you a French didn't make this meme. French are incapable of creating. All they do is destroy.

Papal corruption spearheaded by Italian bankers>>The Reformation>>Edict of Nantes>> LIBERTÉ, ÉGALITÉ, FRATERNITÉ>>French Revolution>>Liberalism>>Communism>>Today

French literally destroyed the Western World and then act high and pompous when their capital city of Paris literally has more non-whites than whites.

>t. Jean-Pierre Abdelkader Cohen

Good thing all the West Africans niggers taking over your country speak perfect P*risian then

>Be Swedish
>Force Finnish people to learn Swedish

>French are incapable of creating
posting under your own flag prooves we can tho

>insinuant que je suis un sale youtron
C'est ça, ferme ta gueule, sale bougnoule.

pur TAUREAU NOIR > la créature d'outre-Atlantique blanche à 56%

>west africans are smarter on average than mutts on Jow Forums who can't learn other languages
lmao

Tu l'es clairement étant donné que tu cherches à semer la division dans nos rangs, sémite de merde.

I live in Jew York. All the French people here think they're some kind of sex gods because they speak French. They constantly make rapey remarks towards women and are overtly sexual. They love cheese and think all American cuisine is crap.

If you love France so much go back to your own fucking country.

speak for yourself

French is interesting for us, Poles, because French is the only european language that shares many ''sounds'' with Polish


en in ensamble sounds like "ą"
je sounds like "ż"
u in suis sounds like " ł "
ge in rouge sounds like "rz"

no other european language shares these sounds with us

Le seul sémite ici c'est toi avec ta réthorique youpinoïde, ta dichotomie probougnoule vs proyoude. Sous race.

did a french slaped your gf ass and you were too beta to say a thing ? cuck

>les bougnoule cé mé ami
Salut Alain, ça va ?

They speak perfect Parisian because they are the Parisians now you brainlets.

Et voilà, maintenant Jacob fait semblant de ne pas savoir lire....

they don't live in Paris tho, they live in ghettos dozens of miles away of Paris brainlet

>mfw the only P*risian native speaking countries are all in Africa whereas English native countries are actual first world like Australia and New Zealand

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Anglos act just the same to those who don't speak their franco-german creole language.

I've heard chinks do the same in their country.

What can I say? Hating on others is only natural.

Aucune dichotomie dans mes propos, j'essayais de mettre en évidence que tu fais partie des deux sous races(d'où 'Abdelkader Cohen').
Double sous humain. Suicide-toi, cacapeau.

Oh, et malgré ses airs de suce-bougnoule, Sourale est un shabbot goy du youp Cohen. Faut l'savoir, hein.

>did a french slaped your gf ass and you were too beta to say a thing ? cuck
You are on an english imageboard and can't even speak english. Fuck off.

>>>/jvc/

C'est ça, ta gueule.

>Anglos act just the same to those who don't speak their franco-german creole language.
The only English word in that sentence that wasn’t Germanic was “language”, creole is a borrowed word.

but France is way more relevavt than Australia or New Zealand tho

Ferme ta gueule

i would like to remind you that french liberated your joke-of-a-country
show some respect

my airport english is enough to make you seeth cuck lmao

>89273502
Me réponds pas, congoïde.

America was a mistake. Everything the French has ever done has been terrible.

Name a single good thing the French have done for the world unironically.

>P*ris
>Relevant
You’re just another EU puppet. All you do that’s “relevant” is try to compete with the US in destabilizing former colonies. You’re less “relevant” than the UK alone.

'Act', 'just', and 'creole' too.

Bon, les Jow Forumstardés, vous pouvez pas retourner sur /fr/ si c'est pour poster de la merde ?

napoleon
stopping the germanic autists during world war 1
renault FT - the most important tank in history ; the first of its kind

just to name a few

Ferme ta gueule toi

>You’re less “relevant” than the UK alone.
France gdp is higher than UK gdp and our soft power is better too, stay deluded Demarcus

Daily reminder that Slavs btfo Napoleon. The same Napoleon that was a freemason traitor and caused the deaths of millions across Europe even though you're so proud of him. I bet he needed someone large to lift him onto his horse being as short as he was.

>Slavs btfo Napoleon
snow btfo napoleon, slavs burned their cities and hided

>napoleon
You're unironically retarded if you think a single thing he did was good cuck.

>stopping the germanic autists during world war You mean surrendering to the German autists?

>renault FT - the most important tank in history ; the first of its kind
Inventing a major weapon of war is not a good thing you cuck. What's next, you gonna say nukes are good too?

>Daily reminder that Slavs btfo Napoleon.
yeah
russians ""btfo'd""" napoleon by running away and burning their own cities and starving their own population to death
yey, go russia!

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>being this deluded

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Your point being...?

>per capita
so Qatar is better than you dumb moneky lol

“Just” as an adverb doesn’t have a definite etymological source.

bon post

Am I supposed to be impressed by this? Bitch I conquered the entire Earth in Eu4 using the Byzanboos and Florence.

Fais moi, mon garçon

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>>stopping the germanic autists during world war
>You mean surrendering to the German autists?
I beg you
please tell me that you are being sarcastic right now
Spoiler : The Battle of Verdun is an eternal symbol of courage

>You're unironically retarded if you think a single thing he did was good cuck.
let me put it like this
A foreigner in Napoleon's France had more personal freedoms than a native in Prussia
let that sink in

>so Qatar is better than you dumb moneky lol
If you think your country is better because your people have a lower standard of living and a higher population thereby resulting in a higher GDP you are inoperably retarded.

A creole language mostly adopts the sentence structure of the language being learned. English is still entirely Germanic in structure, with Latin derived words only filling the lexicon.

blobbing is boring
at least for me

I prefer Cucking-England-Out-Of-Its-Existance
try it
It is always fun

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if you think youre country is better because it's fatter and poorer than Qatar then you are inoperably retarded.

Should've made us learn arabic seeing as how things are proceeding

>A foreigner in Napoleon's France had more personal freedoms than a native in Prussia, let that sink in
>implying this isn’t code for “set the stage for a Masonic Jewish takeover”

Truly typical of a creole

most bullshistest map that I seen in my life, France is above 40 000 already.
I don't know why anglo always lower France, that's crazy.

I don’t think you’ve met rich oil state Arabs, they’re all very obese

Please. You don't like "blobbing" because you are too stupid to efficiently blob slavcuck.

I don’t think you’ve met rich oil state Arabs they are richer than you and fuck 10/10 qts while you fuck redneck meth addicts

It’s likely because English isn’t a slurred corruption of Latin like P*risian is.

>t. buttblasted c*ltoid

>t. butthurted 1/64 whatever country

oh yeah
living under a heavy censorship in prusia was "le redpilled XD"

you would be surprised
Try forming Chinese empire as Muscovy, "cuck"

More like get cucked all day because they’re too hazed out on opium to notice

Anglo news are literally fake news about France, even RT or Sputnik are better for infomations on this

>LIES! RUSSIA WEAK!

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>you would be surprised
>Try forming Chinese empire as Muscovy, "cuck"
I can see I've hit a deep pocket of insecurity.

opium is an anglo thing

Why wouldn’t it be? They had to stop you Polski subhumans from chimping out all the time.

Yeah you're fucking weak.
>"Within ten years, we shall have the means to kill 80 million Russians. I truly believe that one does not light-heartedly attack people who are able to kill 80 million Russians, even if one can kill 800 million French, that is if there were 800 million French." - Charles de Gaulle

you are the one who keeps using ad hominem

and that's pitiful

No, it’s a gulf state and rural Iran thing, y’know, the countries closest to the number 1 opium producer on Earth?

it's the anglo who pushed production of opium tho

So true lmao, when i went to france literally nobody spoke english nor did it have any signs/translations even the MENUS didnt have english wtf