France won both World Wars

>France won both World Wars
>Germany lost both World Wars
really makes one think about who truly is a surrender monkey...

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Fuck an*Me

ILS NE PASSERONT PAS

>he writes in a Japanese owned anime website
perhaps you should try r*ddit

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France changed sides during WW2, and as usual was btfo by the British Empire (with the help of some minor allies and French traitors).

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Does it count as winning if in the second world war they got btfo and had to wait for Britain to bail them out

Poilus were absolute Chads and gave the krauts the business in Verdun

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good post

the germans started ww2 just to expose how shit the french were and to give them the worldwide chunky surrender monkey reputation

based Portuguese
FUCK KRAUTS

>France waited for the brits
Do you unironically believe this?

No you actively fought against them on the side of Germany. Even Italy changed teams less.

>Even Italy changed teams less
We 'switched sides' during the same war, though

I just want to see a timeline where France was involved in the WW2 arms race and got to properly play catch up.

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Yea, you switched sides twice and they did it once.

same

>tfw the French uniform is my favorite WW1 uniform

mine too user
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Poilus were the best lads of the Great War

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Based. It might be one of the most brutal wars of all time but everything looks comfy

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>"Anyone who has not seen these fields of carnage will never be able to imagine it. When one arrives here the shells are raining down everywhere with each step one takes but in spite of this it is necessary for everyone to go forward. One has to go out of one's way not to pass over a corpse lying at the bottom of the communication trench. Farther on, there are many wounded to tend, others who are carried back on stretchers to the rear. Some are screaming, others are pleading. One sees some who don't have legs, others without any heads, who have been left for several weeks on the ground..."

> Letter from a soldier of the 65th Infantry Division, July 1916.

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But will they win World War 3?

No one ever won a WW.

ouah la première fois que j'ai vu un bon poste albanais

mais non l'amérique en a gagné deux

Never conquered reporting in.

It was us who Waterloo'd Napoleon.

They won nothing the first time but they did lost a lot of good men and a lot of money.

They lost even more on the 2nd and their country stopped being the comfiest place on the planet to become a dystopia.

This is called loosing.

At least we put up a decent fight and didn't surrender after 46 (!) days of foreplay like pathetic dogs

But you are pathetic, Hans

HUP HOLLAND HUP

I've only learned from the best, crosscuck

>nous avons perdu l'argent
Bien au contraire, nous sommes devenus l'état créancier du monde après la première guerre. La duexième guerre un peu plus a été dépénsé mais bien moins que nos chers alliés à l'autre côté de l'atlantique donc on a gagné une fois de plus.
>pertes des hommes
Jamais des pertes importantes.
>dystopie
C'est à cause des changements internes

Too bad the debt was nver paid because "it was part of the war effort".

You still lost people and the American people got nothing in return.

>A French lieutenant at Verdun, who would be killed by a shell, wrote in his diary on 23 May 1916, "Humanity is mad. It must be mad to do what it is doing. What a massacre! What scenes of horror and carnage! I cannot find words to translate my impressions. Hell cannot be so terrible. Men are mad!"

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