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you could try growing up?

any Mao Zedong man in?

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Make a rumor that the place is haunted and just camp out in your old home dressed like a ghost to scare away would-be buyers.

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how's your OUN granddad

parents never owned my childhood home and were kicked out when i was 19
get a grip m8

That must be a horrible feeling, lad. Like someone else fucking your ex gf.

*squints at you*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Jow Forums is basically Mos Eisely cantina. It's full of borderline schizo autists and scoundrels that lack empathy. I love this place. I fit right in here. It's actually improved my life. I became pretty redpilled and saw the world for what it really is.

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Any Heathen man in?

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>kicked out at 19

are you a yank? such a yank thing to do

>ah yes, let's kick my child out before he's even had his first real job, that'll be great for his financial future!

Awful idea

How would I disseminate the rumour to the would-be buyers?

Not my fault that you're a poortherner

Thank you for the sympathy

ye

no as in the private landlord wanted to sell the house
so he kicked my parents out

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people actually romanticize getting the tube
like it isnt small dirty smelly box full of degenerates who you have to stare at for 15 mins

hey

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Don't you have tenant laws about that?

some proper dodgy shite on xhamster

hate hate hate
being a commuter student, absolute runt life

>benders are base-...

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stockholm syndrome of a shit civilization

a plane crashes on the border of texas and oklahoma, where do they bury the survivors?

nah l*ndlords can kick tenents out with proper notice if they intend to sell the propetry

Jow Forums is basically Mos Eisely cantina. It's full of borderline schizo autists and outcast scoundrels that lack empathy. We're all sick of this authoritarian crap forced on us by the media and we just want to hang out in a place where we aren't annoyed. I love this place. I fit right in here.

I too live at home whilst going to uni

when i'm king by divine right i will make it a legal requirement for girls to post pictures of their feet on social media
and they won't get away with just doing pic related, i'm gonna need at least 3 pictures from 3 different angles with the foot fully exposed. no more cock teasing, every bodies happy.

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bed toil in one hour

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Lads I need a survey. Injecting prepubescent kids with hormones to make them grow boobs or what not is perverted child abuse:

Yes or No?

source?

landlords deserve a slow, agonizing death

excellent post

yeh

Why? They own the house.

genuinely sick to death of mentally ill dutch freaks now

man that's so easy.

just go to your local pub and pretend to get shitfaced.

then just blab about how you came across a house with your mates the other day and while walking past it you saw a scary face looking back at you from one of the windows.

willing to bet one of the patrons of the pub will fall victim to his/her curiosity and go check it out later that night.

then all you gotta do is just dress up and lie in wait for them to show up so you can scare the shit out of them.

once you scare them, the seed of the rumor has already been planted.

they'll tell their friends etc.....and people will think your house is haunted.

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Have you ever told anyone in real life about Jow Forums?

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on the train today red hot sweating my tits off and this unreal girl sits right opposite me with a high skirt and tights. If I looked out the window the sun was blinding me but I couldn't just stare at her the whole way

>alarm toil
>morning prep toil
>commute toil
>toil
>lunch toil
>toil
>commute toil
>post toil toil
>barely any free time and too tired to do anything toil
>sleep toil
>rinse and repeat

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I approve of this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_of_landlords_under_Mao_Zedong

landlords did nothing wrong

Anyone been to the Pizza Express in Warwick?

I love how superior we are to degenerate normies. Right guys?

i dont think i fit in at all you guys are all way too neruotypical talking about girls etc
in your tenancy agreement you should have a break clause which is the minimum amount of time each party needs to give before termination of the lease. Either the tenants are so undesirable that part of the condition of the lease was a minimum (probably 1 month) break clause or they are complete incompetents who don't know their own rights

honestly lads

I share a lot of similar traits with you all

HOWEVER

my mind can not contemplate why you would not use a trip

honestly does not compute

Well apparently that's a controversial opinion. Fucking state of the world.

>Why? They own the house.

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feel like britain should've gone through a communist phase in the 20th century. it's just something we need to get out our system

yeah talked to my mum about it

talk to my nanna about the funniest posts I read all week when I see her every sunday

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no fucking social life and it's like going on an expedition to go to uni, have to anticipate everything I need and bring provisions

most of the school are commuters too and rush off after classes are over, so even if I'm talking to someone there's rarely a chance to become more than passing acquaintances

yeah lad

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If I seized power I would hang draw and quarter every politician

would it be pathetic to take a 4hr train journey to shag a prostitute?

>Why? They own the house.

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Reminder:
>China will have Communism in 20 years
>UK will have a Black British PM

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We talk about fucking girls like any red blooded male does. Except we know what women are really like and aren't totally blinded by their beauty.

so fucking based

is it really though? I feel like it's only controversial to l*ftists on the internet

if oy seez'd powerr oy wud hangg drraw n quarterr ev'ry politishn

Nazis think they're superior because they don't have tribes anymore
>Haha remember when whites were tribal cavemen that lived in mudhuts? So BASED.
The so called master race.

>In Zhangzhuangcun, in the more thoroughly reformed north of the country, most "landlords" and "rich peasants" had lost all their land and often their lives or had fled. All formerly landless workers had received land, which eliminated this category altogether. As a result, "middling peasants," who now accounted for 90 percent of the village population, owned 90.8 percent of the land, as close to perfect equality as one could possibly hope for

unironically based

Nope. It's a secret I like to keep to feel special.

when you are talking about getting with girls your gf etc you are neurotypical lol. I obviously have no issue with people posting girls but don't pretend that's all that happens. It's incredibly neurotypical to talk about your past/future conquests.

I don't live locally anymore, and there's a good chance that the house will be marketed to people in different cities anyway (it's a 6-bed semi-detached house in a nice but cheap part of the country, so you could trade it for some 2-bed terrace in a shit part of London)

if i'd seize power i'd make all high school girls wear nothing but panties and bras to school

got home 3 hours ago and lied down on my bed. Have not been able to get up since

maybe reddit is more your style

baffling post

Not hot where I am any more

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where's the turkey?

>having to paraphrase the content of an image macro because you don't have it saved

ah yes
the irish

fuck off cunt
me except all day

what song would you like to die to?

>maybe reddit is more your style

JEJ

Imagine the north, if not for thatcher...
sad

>oh look that guy owns a house
>must be a Jew!
>how do normal people even own houses
>*spends a quarter of his paycheck on drugs*
>I mean, capitalism is so unfair
>*buys latest iPhone on credit*
>I mean I spend 8 hours a day toiling at toilberg
>*spends 100 quid a week on smokes*
>and I barely got enough to eat

lad in 20 years china will have gone back to being a monarchy with robot Jinping as god emperor

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>girls
>oanties
>high school
>bras
yank posting has hit a new low

it's pathetic to shag a prostitute regardless.

it's not hard to approach a girl, talk to her for like 5 minutes, get her snapchat and then shag her after a week of grind

honestly how can you not do this?

lads what are some good youtube channels to subscribe to?

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>>oh look that guy owns a house
>>must be a Jew!
>>how do normal people even own houses
>>*spends a quarter of his paycheck on drugs*
>>I mean, capitalism is so unfair
>>*buys latest iPhone on credit*
>>I mean I spend 8 hours a day toiling at toilberg
>>*spends 100 quid a week on smokes*
>>and I barely got enough to eat

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why is it always middle class people who admire communism? it's like jewish nazism, absolutely mental concept

fuck off you lecherous toad

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hope you get obliterated from the face of the earth

is jej making a comeback?

sargon of akkad
paul joseph watson

190cm has perked up

guilt