/brit/

worst part is all the billionaires etc will survive and we'll all perish

It's only acceptable to read fiction which is of historical importance such as the Iliad. Modern fiction is pure cancer.

Any gringo/gweilo man in?

So I take it you've never watched a hollywood film or watched TV, you know they aren't real, they are actors pretending to be the characters they are portraying

grim can't even imagine being that thick

Do you roleplay slave fantasies?

She's a big fat cutie patootie

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it's literally, literally me

Is she wearing her tights over her shoes? She's very qt but this is really bugging me

Same face

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absolute vile disgusting bunch of animals that's what you are fucking brits with your teeth half fallen out

any /devon/ lad in

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not if you don't let them

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amazing post

i voted labour

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honestly think China might be a little based tbf lads

no you absolute virgin

Idk famalamadingdong she looks more Swedish to me

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Shagged her in the toilet of Fabric one night after we did a bomb of Mandy

>It's only acceptable to read fiction which is of historical importance such as the Iliad. Modern fiction is pure cancer.

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Heh, not exactly. But if we're in the right mood we'll do a bit of raceplay. But it has to be the exact right mood or it's really awkward and not sexy at all.

*looks closer*
what the FUCK

What kind of church are you getting married in? She could be laying the groundwork to having the ceremony there whilst Father Patrick Mbuntu-Bokaliwali shakes his magic crucifix and chants in pig latin

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knob smells like fish and chips

inbred island monkeys with alcohol fetal syndrome

absolute state

>No I don't read fiction, I'm too busy reading something worthwhile like Stephen Gerrards autobiography

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china will rule the world

litterally impossible as you would know if you've been to fabric fucking such open plan toliets with attendants banging on the door after 2 minutes

youtube.com/watch?v=GWZ8yTQyqoA

chang is mad

went to a black church once
desu it was fun and had the atmosphere of a footie match , but its not really what a church should be

*dollops a teaspoon of tartare sauce on it*

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webm creates mustard gas DO NOT EMBED

omg you are living the dream

I really don't like blurry photos

that is very clearly a slut mate

>fiction, I love fiction!
>Harry Potter is my favourite book

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I was informed this morning that I passed my assessment centre

I don't mean to mock, I just want to encourage you
If I'm capable of passing a fucking assessment centre that involved an interview, written assessment and a group task and the while being a freak - YOU CAN DO IT TOO

Reach for the stars

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You throw the attendants 50 quid to leave you alone you utter virgin

WARNING:
Ongoing /sino/ raid
Estimated 2-3 slant eyed virgins in their pajamas

appreciate you mate xx

haha did you also watch the adv china video

youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

any brother hao man in?

You want to take this outside?

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>Shagged her in the toilet of Fabric one night after we did a bomb of Mandy

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gf is doing a difficult poo and I'm sending her encouraging words through the bathroom door. I think all the shouting she's doing means its working.

Ginger tom = me

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It's in a large, traditional, very old church and the ceremony is going to be mostly catholic (the priest is someone I knew from years ago). Her family is from Zim though and they always get really over-excited and extroverted and dancey/singy at things like weddings and there's going to be way more of them than my family (who are very reserved) so it's going to be odd.

Yeah I see why people like them but it's just not my thing at all. I find it's too undignified for my tastes.

no?

dont care

Can't take you seriously if you've not read Moby Dick

some girl actually told me rowling was her favourite author a few weeks ago when I asked her, trying to make conversation because she said she was into literature

was dire, don't know why we pretend females are full adults

I've filtered literally ten different trips of yours in less than a month

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look at that big shiny knob

good post

as a proud feminist I make up my own words aint no DICKtionary holding me down

Clean your room

>uhh I don't read fiction!!

boring twat
*pushes you*
*steals your lunch money*

>the priest is someone I knew from years ago

Did he nonce you?

Almost no women read decent literature. We're talking 0.1%

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It's over

Britain has fallen

bbc.co.uk/sport/baseball/44038752

would love to just chill on my side and get my cat tits sucked

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mum didnt give me any dinner money haha

where the footfags at?

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actually a great book
melville's easily one of the greatest american authors

any cannibal cafe deepweb lads in? looking for a munch.

LOVE neoliberalism I do
Would wipe the floor with any communist in intellectual debate

litterally spoke to a girl last week about contemporary fiction and she had read stuff like alan hollinghurst

nowt wrong with a bit of rounders lad

>The Brothers Karamazov? Waste of time, fuck off
>Katie Price's autobiography? Now that's worth reading!

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Based, now we just need the NBA

>dude whales lmao!

hard pass

when will we get over the political correctness and admit that rich people are just better?

Read it and enjoyed it very much and I completely understand why it's considered one of the best books ever written. But my god do some of the chapters drag and seem absurdly out of place. Like, I don't care about thirty different kinds of knots and Melville's musings on cetology.

youtube.com/watch?v=AnYTtpYYRw4
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9 MINS LEFT LADS GET IN HERE

>fiction

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it's one of those books that is only famous because it is long and old. it's shit by modern standards

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they aren't always though

footballers and people like donald trump are awful people who spend their money on stupid and ugly shit

brothers karamazov is unironically shit

honestly read any american prose authors beyond melville, steinbeck and faulkner is unnecessary

is jane austen worth reading?

>books
virgin freaks, the lot of you

>eurovision

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