>Americans think they have the best musicians
>they never won the Eurovision Song Contest
>(keep in mind that even Canada won once)
Americans think they have the best musicians
has germany ever won?
>we'll never, EVER be this good...
dang...
Germany won 2 times.
By comparison:
Sweden 6 times, the Netherlands 4 times, USA 0 times
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No way we can compete with that
everything i will ever need to know about Europeans I've learned from watching a Eurovision
>watching the eurovision
Thank you for your service.
>Implying the best musicians win
Eastern Euroshits vote for themselves
Scandinavians vote for themselves
France has only Belgium, Switzerland and Luxembourg
Belgium has only France, Luxembourg and the Netherlands
Switzerland has only France, Italy and Germany
A country like for example Slovakia has the Czech Republic, Poland, Hungary and all the Eastern bloc.
That's why the Eurovision is shit, otherwise if the countries didn't vote for their friend countries we would send Daft Punk instead of an unknown French "artist".
You forgot that 5 countries pay themselves into the finale.
Which means people hear their songs only once (so they are less likely to be fan favorites).
And people refuse to vote for them for cheating.
>WORLD series
>won by americans every year
hmmmm REALLY makes ya think
>Americans think they have the best musicians
Except we do
>Canada
>Eurovision
What?
>Baseball WORLD series
>Only American teams
>NATIONAL basketball association
>NATIONAL hockey league
>Has Canadian franchises
Shits all messed up
The last baseball world cup was actually won by the Netherlands*.
*some Carribean islands. We didn't even know it existed.
>we haven't won once for 30 years
Feels pretty good actually
>Switzerland 1956, 1988
ever heard of Celine Dion?
>can't just ignore my counting mistake and has to point it out
This is why everyone hates Dutch people
Is that some kind of mustard?
>eurovision
>good music
>not knowing about Lena
>Eurovision Song Contest
>At all relevant
Seriously nigger?
I wanted to marry Levina desu.
She respresented Switzerland not Canada, dumb Krautfaggot
Good post
2015 a transvestite won to protest Russia's anti-gay policy
2016 Ukraine won to show Russia that Europe stands with them
2018 Germany wins, because Europe wants to honor us for accepting so many refugees.
...right?
Sweden and Malta are by far the European countries that accept the most refugees, the rest doesn't even accept that many, actually Europe is behind Africa in refugees per capita.
African countries don't take part and i was counting the total number.
>African countries don't take part
Racist.
But there's a black guy!
Canada is European
How the fuck did she represent Switzerland? She's not even from Europe let alone Switzerland.
Dios mio...
youtu.be
Why does this nigger dance like a homo?
the blue jays have won a world series, maybe two.
Not really, Dion went under Switzerland.
92-93 Blue Jays won in a row
It's airing this saturday on Logo Tv in US.
so.. everyone has equal chance?
generalizing eastern europe like that is ridiculous. We only get votes from ex-yu, and never the top points because croatia hates us and the remaining ex-yu barely know we exist, so they only give us "courtesy pts" 1-6.
Eurovision 2019 in Sofia. Mark my words, faggots.
Also i would like to wife the shit out of the Portuguese girl.
how can white contestants even compete?
shit taste
>can't send your best so culturally irrelevant countries can have a chance to a contest about who has the best artists
For me, it's Austria and Bulgaria.
And its still better than anything Finland's ever put out.