/brit/

would like an east german gf

why use barbells when machines are better for toning?

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I pay 20 bucks a month so I don't have to you virgin freak

Are shrooms that different to LSD?

worth the buy?

any lonely man in?

'

h-hello?

Thought it was Venus?

hi

Wish i had mates like /brit/ in real life

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>buy
they grow on the ground retard

But David, we wonder
We wonder if the thunder
Is ever really gonna begin

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youtube.com/watch?v=WfpmJ9psiSk

alone but not lonely

theres a video going around of some lad from dublin who did a load of acid and stripped naked and was walking around till the police arrested him then he did a poo in the police car

toning is a meme

i'll be your friend in dublin on thursday
have a few bevvies

lads, are my wrists too small?

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alri otakula

love listening to music with lyrics on trippers
every line feels like the most important and original piece of writing ever
love it

love are morrissey

How do I know you guys are real and not just part of my imagination?

wouldn’t mind going to London and hanging round with the coloured youth and seeing what they are actually like. reckon we could be mates

no

Lads, thinking of getting my first dog. Had dogs growing up my whole life (7 adult working English Springers at one point) so I can handle energy, just want a dog that will love being by my side all day and can be my best bud. What's the best breed for that in /brit/'s opinion.

don't care about success and status
don't want a big house or a nice car

just want a cozy 1 bed apartment and a 50+mbps fibre internet connection and to be left alone

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alri trippyla
*smacks you*
heh

No you don't

why would yanks be in your imagination?

Business idea: fleshlight on the outside, pencil sharpener on the inside

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what is that
looks like mushrooms

fuck off bender, hate when people post this type of cringe shit. You don't fucking know any of us and we don't know you. FUCK OFF with this love you lads shit.

Embarrassing

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imagination can still cause physical harm to the self, not proof

can probably get that plus enough money to live on if you just claim you're mental

went to an inner city london school ama

Yanks are bloody everywhere of course they'd be in my imagination.

How many girls have you kissed?

this to be honest.

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dont pretend there isnt a connection

ass clappin dick suckin lock the door to the baffroom quick fuckin

same

5

Are mine?

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40ish

Same

Which school?

>muh gender identity

Fuck off you boring attention-seeking twats

are they welcoming to white people

Don't make cry. I'll give you a blowie.

which one?

0

you seem like an angry person. is everything okay at home?

youtube.com/watch?v=FUrwmPnL-ec

Something wrong with this pic but I can't put my finger on it

Ayy lmao

'round 20

wish I wasn’t so pissed when I kissed her so I could remember it better because it’ll never happen again :(

It's intriguing how they're mostly untalented, uninteresting, unskilled, completely dull and boring nobodies, washed-up has-beens etc.

holy.... epic

I don't love everyone who uses the same toilet as me, nor do I love everyone who goes to the same pub as I do.

Absolute state

i go through phases of feeling very lonely and melancholic then i feel good for another few months and then back again
i'm always alone but only sometimes it affects me

4

alri donnatello lmao

dont care

severely doxxable
what borough

yeah, I left a few years ago things might be a little different now with the race baiting going on recently but you're only bullied if you're an irritating autist

toil on the morrow

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yeh same 2bh

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real paki hours at Tesco load of them just came out wearing paki clothes

any women?

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why, my peanus weanus, of course :)

take your tablets rorke

It's not doxxable you retard. And Hackney for me.

foy, see this cringey shit too often. We're not fucking m8s, we don't know anything about each other.

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Should be sleeping now so I can get up for 6:30

So we'll march day and night
By the big cooling tower
They have the plant
But we have the power

Do you own one of these?

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they always come round late night and buy all the reduced shit to resell at their paki shops the dirty pakis

How is this allowed on YouTube? Hmmm?

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Get help lad. We love you.

ultimately our bitterness is the main cause of our troubles, never act to spite someone lads

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About 14-16

now do classical gas

why would i kiss a place where loads of dicks have been?

don't look down on anybody just want an ethno state simple as

20, give or take

I'll pray for you

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Who is really behind multiculturalism in Europe lads? Something like that does not just happen extraneous to deliberate design

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