The moment of truth edition
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Can someone explains OP's pic?
Malaysian election day today
So I guess Jibby's gonna win again?
Wakey wagecucks
not working today, not going to vote, im going back to bed adios
probably
if malaysians start posting this, then pak jib lost
name better women than Chinese Malaysians
you can't
What about Thais?
>don't want bn to win in kelantan
>but if bn wins i will have 2 of my relatives as state assemblymen
no
Thailand is a brothel for whiteys
Malaysia is the best country in the world
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Soon
hari mengundi kira cuti umum ke tak?
Yeah, Pakatan Harapan are too inconsistent. Imagine having a corrupt 92 year old as your PM candidate like what the fuck?
Can't be as bad as the Peso's depreciation desu.
Apparently though the plan is to make Anwar PM.
MOROKET BOYS......
Man does The Guardian hate Jibby so much.
HAHAHAHA
Does anybody actually look at all these party flags clogging up the town and think "yes I will vote for this party because they have so many flags"?
how to get a malaysian gf (no golddigger)
Jibby likes China
Probably not
I'm dissapointed that this year's meme game is rather weak desu
So The Guardian hates China?
Just finished voting. Went at 7.30 am. Gates open at 8.00am. Finished at 8.20 am. Everyone was nice and jovial. The EC staff were friendly and helped invalids. Policemen were unarmed and very polite. Everyone queued like civilised people and waited their turn. 10/10 will vote again.
1. Be good looking
2. Don't be ugly
Poor Daud Joesoef must be crying from his grave.
Yes. It's a public holiday. It is also an offence for employers to prevent employees from voting.
WE STAND WITH PAKATAN AND WE WILL BTFO THE SHILLS
EXTRA HOLIDAYYYYY
I mean do i need Tinder or interpals or do i just go up to her and ask her out
I saw a qt at a Chinese market but once I talked to her she was like wtf do you want from me
Did he realize his program won't work for neets?
Nobody likes China, until...
Conservative, homely white woman is better.
Are you looking for a life partner or a moist hole? If the later, then just hire a Malaysian prostitute. If the former, you need some context to frame the possible relationship e.g. being a friend of a friend, same social group/club/team, work acquitance. Malaysians are just like any other people. If you want sluts, you'll get sluts.
Done voting lads, guess who I voted for?
just a nice girl to go on a date and eat together with when staying in one city
i'm not really looking for sexu
>Chinese Malaysians
plis stop marrying psycopath
The patrician option
Maybe he's the type wanting to have his balls crushed
i didn't mean best wifes
just the cutest and best cooks
i would never marry an asian
i wanted to post a picture of my finger here with that shitty blue ink but nah exif data
i voted for (insert whatever you want here).
So when will we get the result lads?
if you are rich that qt chinese will love you, remember if you got the cash, chink will always pick you
>i wanted to post a picture of my finger here with that shitty blue ink but nah exif data
kek same, I'm too paranoid.
that's what i don't want
i don't want to be liked because of money or my race
i just want a qt honest chinku gf
Jow Forums is supposed to strip exif data
no way man, chinese will always be golddigger they will never change man, some of them are even mad psychotic, maybe try a mixed malay chinese, those girls are hot phewittt
>i would never marry an asian
I'm not sure about other race but I've heard that chinese women biggest fear is losing their white partner. Losing their white partner means that they suck at being a wife and they will usually prevent this by forcing white boiis to have babies with them to make it hard for divorce.
Also, they can leave their partner if he start going bankrupt / poor
I really like malay girls but not with that stupid hijab. too bad
lol. i meant it would just make me look desperate and like a yellow fever guy (which i kinda am i guess)
and make my asian bros hate me and get jealous
> make my asian bros hate me and get jealous
im not jelly at all bro. Plis take all the chink women. I can't bear seeing them here.
Also your banter skill is not great. Sad!
Just my civic duty. Shitloads of people queueing ourside the station who didn't know they can go straight in to get their ticket if they already know their saluran and that the queue they're in is for checking saluran. Hope the volunteer poll watchers fix that
nice i will rape all the chink sluts i can find and make many hafu babies while spreading my stds
(is that good banter)
I guess it's the same everywhere huh?
Yeah, maybe people just see a queue and instinctively join, or they are used to previous years when not everyone had a computer or handphone so they need to find out at the station
I voted this morning and just came in Singapore.
Feels good fellas. AMA.
What are you doing in Singapore?
I hope you dont end up like tagalogs
I have a family, house, car and work here silly. I just went to my hometown 2 days ago to vote.
wat
Do you like anime though?
Not anymore.
But are anime conventions well known in Singapore, or do only weebs know about them? Like, if you ask the average Singaporean off the street if they know or have at least heard of AFA, would they say yes?
At least you dont live in the slum shithole bisayaland and end up eating pagpag like bisayans
Most young people would know about AFA but most of its visitors are chinkweebs which is the worst type of weeb. I sometimes have dreams about setting fire to the place and locking all exits.
Well known, but no one cares about them.
this, but unironically.
>but no one cares about them
Please explain.
>most of its visitors are chinkweebs
Really?
Chinks are ugly but they still want to cosplay.. :puke: every time AFA is going on I would know because I would see furries on the subway home..
A little victory amidst all the bisayan/Illocano and Duterte incompetence and failures
2 types of people:
Normal people who watch anime for fun
Actual weebs
Normal people don't go to these conventions because the cosplays are horrendously appalling and everything costs double. Also 80% are guys and some girls who cosplay are guys as well.
I don't give a fuck about them. I went there once and stopped going ever since. No real nip is there anyway, just hundreds of ugly nerds and weebs.
Any new election news? It seems that Islamist party might be in trouble given that they might win very few seats.
That's weird, here about half of cosplayers are female.
>not appreciating AFA
Because your women are sluts. No surprise there. I bet any waito piggu or chink can go to a cosplay, shower her money and get laid easily while pinoy manlets watch like cucks.
>taking the MRT
Well someone is poor.
Not my fault nigger chinks discriminate against Malays.
> chinks discriminate against Malays
>This is what low IQ ITE mats and minahs actually believe
>implying there are no rich Malays
>implying most of my Malay Singaporean friends aren't filthy rich
How can poorfag low income ITE educated Melayu living in 2 room rented flats even compete with rich NUS educated Malay living in 8 room landed bungalow?
Based.
For every one rich malay there is a thousand more rich chinks. Chinks have no soul and is driven by money.
Because there's only 15% of us in Singapore you dumbfuck. If you don't like it here you are welcome to emigrate to Bolehland like a gibmedats cuckold you are.
So, what's on the bullshit menu PH will come up today?
>Blackout
>Fake messages
>Bangladesh
>Ghost voters
Tagalogs
Bisayans
> bullshit menu PH
What's the bullshit menu BN will come up with today?
Chinese Tsunami 2 electric jigaboo?
Why would BN need to bullshit when they're going to win by a landslide? Mahathir will probably be dead by tonight after getting BTFO'd that badly.
THEY GONNA REPORT TO DADDY OBAMA
Already done my part. Keeping a low expectation for the results. Pic of my painted dick related.
>when they're going to win by a landslide?
I'm going back to Malaysia tomorrow for a celebration with my family members when Najib gets lynched like Saddam.
Thanks for the exif data buddy, I'm going to your house right now.
>implying
5 more years
I don't get why people hate Najib so much, he's the best leader we've ever had.
Just look at the singapore president.. Malay minah who still lives in public housing. If that doesn't prove discrimination nothing will.
>5 more years of Rosmah
>5 more years of planes missing
>5 more years of GST
>5 more years of corruption
>5 more years of mainland chinks destroying our country
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
BN bribed filp-bangla phantom voters from the slums with pagpag and promise of tok tok bang bang for not voting.
She's a public servant and it's her choice to live modestly because as an MP she earns $10,000 a month with extra allowances for being speaker of parliament. Don't take everything at face value you fucking idiot.
Way better than 20 more years with that vampire Mahathir.
Took the pic at some restaurant that serves pork rice. My treat if do find me here.
You fucking idiot. Anwar will take over once he's out of jail after being pardoned by the Agong. Stop with your BN shilling you dumbfuck rural and suburban retard.
Damn which state? Ipoh Char Siew rice is the best.
Why would Mahathir let him take his throne? He'll just send him back to prison for sodomy again.
>Why would Mahathir let him take his throne?
He already has 22 years. If he did that it'll be a major strife. Therefore he won't.
That's what his son is for, with his family in charge he won't be thrown into prison for what he did.
“Safe deposit” @ Sabah KK. There’s better shop then the one I’m at though but I just wanted a quick lunch while waiting for the rest of my family done with the polls.
He stepped down after 22 years because he thought that he could run the country from the shadows, and he did until a brave warrior named Najib stepped up and told him to go fuck himself.
JAGUH KAMPONG STRONK