/brit/

died in a grease fire

God I wish that were me

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told the 'der date about cultural marxism and how we have to smash it, now she's not rsponding

moot works for google and made them remove legacy captcha as a way to sell passes (this was part of the contract when he sold to hiro)

hulk hogan, brothers

Probably the best one

i'm here alive and well

got a girlfriend and moved on

sue

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Would you kill yourself if you were Aidan?

doing maths lads
preparing for an exam tomorrow

What does vagina feel like on your willy lads?

horrid wispy beard, elon musk is a virgin chad

lies, you killed yourself in a shed

Rate my beard, lads.

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disgusting little goblin wish you'd stop posting her

begone impostor

bags of sandy milk

that was not caralad(me) that was just some other random dude

don't like the dogmatism of marxists

don't trust anyone who sees the world in such clear cut fashion

this

me in the pic

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fatcel is volcel

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always knew you were black

Since when did 'cismale' become a thing?

the plot thickens

any rollie man in

spliff's getting rolled

no one cares you twatcel

hmm
want to try huevos rancheros
*looks up recipes on youtube*
>people not frying their spices/aromatics correctly
>people using way too much oil
>americans substituting coriander with parsley
>UH-REG-AN-OH
ah yes I always forget that most people on youtube can't actually cook

Got a job as an ubre driver. He's now too busy to carry the banner

Thought being raised in a house full of women would have made you good with them. Turns out thats not the case if they gang up and pick on you.

Prefer the left, low self esteem would make her nicer and more loyal

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where have you been we were worried x

the sauce reduces

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pics

doing a wank
youtu.be/DkeiKbqa02g

Is respect deserved or earned, lads?

manlet here

how do you tall people lie down in a bed? surely your legs are going to stick out at the end? or do you just fold yourself up in the bed? that seems really uncomfortable

nah just a joke im clog cunt

when i look in the mirror i sometimes think im handsome

have had girls say to me "youre so hot" non-ironically on more than one occasion, once during sexual activity

have pulled foreign girl with no english which would imply it was done with looks

have overheard girls doing a 'yes/no' game and i was a yes

look utterly vile in photos. genuinely look ugly. not average; ugly

am 24 and never had a gf

never get looks from girls when out and about

what to make of it???????

you have to leave RIGHT NOW

would stamp on your neck until you're drowning in blood you HIV riddled cunt

parents have a photo of my indian grandfather and my white brother like this
classic

I hate women

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take speed and benzos

but clearly caralad is not dead he post here regularly

earned and deserved

unironically 6'6 here
my toes stick out the end of the quilt and i need to lie diagonally if i was lying straight
just fold myself slightly, can still get comfy

might host a pozparty

you're an attractive Jow Forums sperg

we could be brothers

bet you've never had a confrontation in your life you sheltered little v*rgin freak

Black women are ugly

not only women also mangina's like you

ain't the original caralad, it's someone else who has taken his gimmique

might buy this on the 'zon
amazon.com/dp/B07CXYGYV3/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1525820128&sr=8-2&keywords=ball crusher adult toy

This but with Emma Watson.

Squire for hire

Dear sex havers,

Fuck off.

Sincerely yours,

/brit/

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I want to put a gas mask on Emma's face, attach a hose to it, then shove the other side of the hose right on my shitehole. Before that I'll have a burrito, boneless banquet, and a 3 scoop protein shake so that I'll have the grimiest, dirtiest, most rancid farts being blown into that tube linked to Emma's gas mask. She'll have no choice but to breathe it in. The stench will permeate the mask, burning her senses and rotting her from the inside out. At the end of it, all that will be left is a rotting, lifeless, withered husk of a washed-up androgynous actress.

>upload your video

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>claims he is /brit/
>posting under an american flag

fuck off cunt

prove it

oWo

gotta love that musky post sex stank innit la

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>the truths that incels speak is so dangerous, we were immediately branded a terrorist group

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Brimful of Asha on the
FORTY FIVE

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I love making abhorrent posts, makes feel apart of the crew.

drank 'til I chunned already tonight, came back to finish my drink after chunning and cleaning
haven't got any alcohol left
what's a lad to do on a tuesday night

Brit on vacation here

let's have another shot lads

reckon tis what brings us all in here la

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>vacation
>brit

foy

alri lads

grim

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alri

going to bed

g'night sleep tight etc

literally just turned 23 lads

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>female goes to uni
>sticks up christmas lights in her room

Why are they so derivative lads?

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hope you die in your sleep

*wafts that musky post sex stank towards you*

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actually

it's just americans who can't cook mexican food
british and mexicans know what they're doing

kisses yer bumbum xx

hey fuck you