Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them. Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?
I started by sending lewd but not nude images with the internet bf. Maybe selfies/outfits, then teasing pics without nudity, then wait for them to beg/ask to see you naked. USUALLY if they're actually interested in you as a person (instead of just for lewds), they will send their lewds to you as well.
Basically, take it one step at a time with your main qt.
Having side qts just for lewds is degenerate.
Jordan Stewart
It helps if you say they have a nice/cute/pretty body, and if they feel comfortable with it maybe they will initiate it first.
The milkers will be here for a while man, just fap and go to bed maybe. Orgasm makes you sleepy, anyways.
Jose Murphy
Whenever. Say something like "I can't help but notice that you have quite sizeable breasts, would you so kind as to let me have a better look at them?"
Colton Sullivan
Are CP girls really autistic? How thirsty are they?
Jason Howard
>USUALLY if they're actually interested in you as a person (instead of just for lewds), they will send their lewds to you as well. The way I see it, if they send you lewds back, it means they're just horny and want a fuckbuddy/casual relationship. I never sent lewds before
Jonathan Long
I really start to doubt why I come to these threads when you start posting 'nudes' of women you have spoken to on interpals. The women on interpals are some of the sweetest, most intelligent, funny, and nice in the entire world. They are trusting and loyal often coming from poor countries where loyalty and trust is all they have, the only currency in their wallet.
Maybe its because I come from a country where I actually have to talk to women and get to know them because showing my white skin or anglosphere passport isn't enough to get their attention. Maybe its because I don't manipulate them with the opposable thumbs of english teaching and first world income. Maybe its because I am just a fucking good person raised to be as polite to women as possible. Whatever it is, it makes me sick to share threads where you post womens images freely.
Haven't seen any thirsty one lately. They're usually cool. Ofc they're autistic, they're like us
Ayden Sanders
>Average breast cup in China is A size >countries with D+ breast cup size: russia, finland, sweden, norway hmmmmm thanks for the milkies genetics grandma
see "having sexual relations with your partner means they just want you for sex, even when you can't touch them and they could just go fuck some slut in their area"
imho if they DON'T send lewds back, it's a one-sided relationship and a pretty clear indication they aren't interested in reciprocating.
it's like if a girl didn't put in work during real sex, or if a guy only wanted a girl to ride/suck him and he didn't do anything.
if they send lewds back, it means they're interested and they're showing their interest as well.
i'm posting really old pictures of myself. i'm a chinese-american woman who likes posting 2 year old lewds.
yes, after whatsapp/skype/discord/whatever. in my relationship we did not send lewds until 2-3 months in, and it was really fun to take photos for one another. it's very special to have someone take photos just for your enjoyment or to take photos of yourself for someone else.
Leo King
Fucking skank
Justin Gonzalez
>implying it‘s actually her Thought you knew better erik
Jordan Edwards
This thot is making our original femanons look like saints kek
Leo Thompson
Actually, if I was in a serious relationship, I would prefer if my gf didn't send nudes at all. Nudes are nice and fun when you're not too deep into it, when the relationship is not about substance. One day when you grow up, you will know this.
There are 2 kinds of relationships: not serious/casual ones, and serious ones. If you are just dating someone for their looks, just for sex or any other physical of superficial aspect, it's not really a serious relationship: you just enjoy the moment and the fun times that the relationship has to give you and don't think about building a future together. A bond that will last.
When you find your soulmate, even if he/she's an average looking person, She will seem like the most beautiful to me and the only one I care about because she's the one I chose to be my life partner. She doesn't need to be naked to be beautiful and I love her just the way she is with all her flaws. We are now co-dependent and as such we shuld support take care of each other. And if I'm serious with someone, I would prefer her to be well behaved and not the kind of girl to easily send her body pictures on the internet. I don't give a fuck about who sends nudes/lewds first. when and how many
When I was in my early 20s I also thought like you but there's much more to it. I wish I could go back to the simpler times
Do you really believe in love user ? My condolences.
>hmmmmm thanks for the milkies genetics grandma
Your grandma is from Finland ?
Elijah Sanders
Toddy no thotty
David Stewart
Woccy no succy
Jaxson Stewart
I wish I could find the one. This coming from a guy who fucked around a lot in his late teens/early 20s
Alexander Bell
>argie guy says he took some pics while he was in Patagonia >sends imgur link instead of actual image Cp has taught me to be scared of imgur.
Jack Baker
I am convinced that love is about self discipline. It's about a lifelong effort to listen, understand, look after, seduce the person you love. Of course it doesn't with everyone, but once you've found someone you think deserve it and might be willing to reciprocate it, I think you just have to put in the work. Maybe I'll change my mind after getting my heart shattered to pieces, but for now at least that's what I stand by.
John Thomas
that thot was a fake profile
Samuel Perez
You're weird but I guess I get it. My bf wasn't into asians and I didn't find him very attractive in the beginning, but over time we started to like each other just from messaging and we had a period of sending lewds and it tapered off.
>I would prefer her to be well-behaved He knows I post these old lewds online, he hasn't asked me to stop or continue. I don't go behind his back or his wishes. It's just something I like to do. :^)
Say you like her a lot and would like to be able to message her more often, and a messaging client like skype/whatsapp would be nice.
My grandma is from China but she's a genetic freak with giant tits and giant ass.
>he fucked around a lot >trying to shame me nice
Nicholas Flores
>tfw I send the bf special food packages from America and always make sure to ask about his day and his studies >he lets me know when he will be busy or away from internet and overcompensates on weekends with long voice calls and movie marathons feels good when both people reciprocate
Benjamin Murphy
I heard her talking
Landon Moore
>scared of imgur It's just a image hosting site. Probably the biggest image hosting site.
>I am convinced that love is about self discipline. U zivotu je vazna samo jedna stvar, a to su dve stvari, red, rad i i disciplina. kek Balkan saying. In life only one thing is important, and those two things are, work, order and discipline
>My grandma is from China but she's a genetic freak with giant tits and giant ass.
I figured you grandma was Asian too, so I guessed Finland.
Let me ask you this: how long have you been together? Any plans to move together yet? Who's going to relacate? how you're going to adapt to the new country? who's gonna leave it all behind? Didn't think so. You're just living the moment and that's nice. I hope you'll have many good memories but if you don't think about the future, it will not work out
>he fucked around a lot >trying to shame me What I'm saying is, it's normal to do it in your age. I'm not shaming you, I also did it in the past and I know what it's like. But one day, it won't be funny anymore. I've been there and done that
>In life only one thing is important, and those two things are, work, order and discipline I like that, thank you for sharing.
>Did you inherit the ass too ? ;^) Yes
>how long have you been together? 2 years >Any plans to move together yet? the plan is for him to come and meet me. We talked and decided it doesn't look good to my parents if I'm the one to fly there to meet him. >Who's going to relocate? I'm learning German to be nice and in case one day I need it. :^) >how you're going to adapt to the new country? The same way my parents adapted to America??? ?????????? >who's gonna leave it all behind? It's not like I can't visit America or he can't visit Germany??? What if we both move somewhere else in the world altogether????? ???????????????????????
>But one day, it won't be funny anymore. As soon as I get bf with functioning penis I'm going to make amateur porn with him. I'm pretty sure it will still be funny. :)
Nicholas Morris
And he already knows English. It certainly isn't a serious relationship with marriage or moving to be together in mind, but it's been talked about.
We've been together 2 years without ever seeing each other, holding hands, hugging, cuddling, or having sex. We like each other for who we are.
Stop being RUDE, portubro
Jack Adams
It's pika and not randy. Randy is super doper cool
Grayson Jackson
One of you will have to leave it all behind, family, friends, relatives come to a new country. >hat if we both move somewhere else in the world altogether? Then you both have to do it. But wait, you're from Jow Forums it's not like you have friends who would miss you both anyway so it should be a realtively easy thing to do.
>I learned a language therefore I can find ajob there That's not how it works. It's a lot of paperwork and you'll spend afternoons in the immigration office.
>the plan is for him to come and meet me. We talked and decided it doesn't look good to my parents if I'm the one to fly there to meet him. That's nice but it didn't answer my question.
>As soon as I get bf with functioning penis I'm going to make amateur porn with him. I'm pretty sure it will still be funny. :) Go ahead. Do it anve have fun
>my parents are chinese immigrants >he assumes i don't know about the struggles of being in a foreign country don't EVER talk to ME or my milkies EVER AGAIN >:(
David Stewart
I want to marry my qt and make her a loving housewife and take her to japan
Caleb Ross
>I like that, thank you for sharing. Serbian wisdom, best wisdom
>Yes A chinese girl with tits and ass ? I don't believe you :)
I remember yesterday that vocaroo of you doing pikachu impression and laughed my ass off
>But wait, you're from Jow Forums it's not like you have friends who would miss you both anyway so it should be a realtively easy thing to do. To be fair I have people who'd miss me and given a chance to move somewhere I'd like to, I'd take it in a heartbeat
Owen Richardson
Wouldn't want to. I have my own milkies to worry about now. Anyway, have fun.
That vocaroo was yonks ago lmao.
Samuel Reyes
watch it get removed again
I do really like those kinds of poems or sayings from other countries. The ones from China are kind of retarded. Here's one from Finland I like: >"Every child of Northland, listen, >Whether poor, or fortune-favored: >Never bow before an image >Born of molten gold and silver: >Never while the sunlight brightens, >Never while the moonlight glimmers, >Choose a maiden of the metals, >Choose a bride from gold created >Cold the lips of golden maiden, >Silver breathes the breath of sorrow." There's more but I didn't wanna shit up the thread TOO much.
>given a chance to move somewhere I'd like to, I'd take it in a heartbeat Where'd you like to move? I love America, but I'd definitely take somewhere comfy in China/U.S./Europe (it has to be a colder climate)
FUCK pika, FUCK that Norwegian guy, FUCK one of the brits, FUCK one of the amis
Yeah I know, I remembered* it yesterday again, laughed my ass off. pokemon were on TV. Funny thing is I actually hate that fucking show
From the Kalevala, nice. Although I know it mostly because of connections to Silmarillion
Serbian epic poetry is really hard to translate though, so won't even attempt it.
Here's some Bosnian poetry though
>The wind is blowing >The plums are falling >Rotten plums are attacked by flies >I really like your fucking eyes.
Jason Collins
tfw, 1 minute latter you realise the pic chance of
>The wind is blowing >The plums are falling >Rotten plums are attacked by flies >I really like your giant ass
I should become a poet.
Parker James
Why Japan? Just go to China. ;^) (Don't, the cities suck and the countryside is pretty but it's countryside)
>that poem wow
There was this Albanian refugee at my university who I think really wanted to date me. He was nice but he kept trying to hang out with be alone or at night so I kept declining.
He'd also walk me back to my college dorm and do that beta-hug thing. (i.e. stand there with arms open and it's really awkward and if you turn around and leave it's really weird)
Why is Serbian epic poetry hard to translate? Can you not translate meaning, or is it like translating Russian/Chinese where you will lose the rhythm, wordplay, structure, etc. if you translate for meaning?
Here's a bit from a poem written by a movie director I don't like: >The Drunken Driver Has the Right Of Way >The loudest have the final say, >The wanton win, the rash hold sway, >The realist's rules of order say >The drunken driver has the right of way.
I want a french qt but they're all asiaboos wtf m8s
>white worshipping attentionwhore asian girl posting lewds on a thai basketweaving forum Think your son will beat the high score?
Robert Nguyen
I told my qt that I masturbated to her pictures and she blushed
Joseph Martin
I'm in the same situation leafbro
Hudson Green
>is it like translating Russian/Chinese where you will lose the rhythm, wordplay, structure, etc. if you translate for meaning?
Pretty much yeah. We're a slavic language like Russian.
>There was this Albanian refugee at my university who I think really wanted to date me. He was nice but he kept trying to hang out with be alone or at night so I kept declining. He'd also walk me back to my college dorm and do that beta-hug thing. (i.e. stand there with arms open and it's really awkward and if you turn around and leave it's really weird) That's albanians for you. I wonder of our local Albo is in the thread.
Jeremiah Bell
I don't worship whites, leaf.
Just take down all your pics and pretend you're Chinese-Canadian.
Noah Bailey
Is this you?
Liam Roberts
Post your caligraphy and signature
Jacob Gutierrez
Some are ameriboos but >tfw leaf Canada is practically a chinese colony, do you have any idea how many white worshipping azn girls with mental issues live here? You have no idea how alike you all are, I can practically smell it at this point
Dominic Kelly
Also what did you mean by functioning dick? Is your Krautboi limpdicked? Bost more bls, need to cum to this
>Women lose interest if you openly flirt with them >If you play nice for too long they will lose interest >If you're not single and just want to be friends they will have zero interest There's just no way to win with these bitches
>If you're not single and just want to be friends they will have zero interest if a married woman who happens to be hot wants to be friends with you, what would you think?
Isaiah Parker
That it's great and that I need more friends? I'm literally messaging everyone now, from fat to married to cute to koreaboos to thai, even Americans. Maybe I just need to go back to having an interesting profile, they would do half the work for me. Now that I only put the whole Lord of The Rings book on my about me, nobody messages me anymore
Benjamin Ortiz
He was really cute though. I really like that look of men from that area of the world. He was just really strange and I was seeing someone (german bf).
I don't worship whites. But yeah, I'm aware of the amount of white-worshipping azn girls there are.
It doesn't function the way it's meant to (penis in vagoo) when we're separated by an ocean. But no, he's fully functional. ;)
pretty sure that is a troll
people usually message people with similar interests, because they can say "hey! tell me about XYZ" or "hey! i like XYZ, too."
otherwise what will they message you with? "hey, how's it going, what do you like?"
I never got message from people with similar interests, they just messaged me because I'm good looking or funny on my About Me. Their comments are mostly commenting how funny my profile is or saying "how how are you". Now that my profile is shit they could just say how how are you but not even that I'm getting now, it's the red flag of "in a relationship" But thing is, I message people with stuff based on their profiles and most of them are ignoring me, after looking at my profile.
she's cute but a little freaky >white women >disciplined by parents
Anthony Myers
I could bet her parents are like anyone from a video of Boo Boo Child
Brayden Morris
I-is there something on my face?
Joshua Lewis
>from fat to married to cute to koreaboos to thai, even Americans. :)) very inclusive. How about those who tell you about Allah's love?
I messaged a japanese woman wearing a nice coat, i really want to be friends, but she stopped replying. :(
>pretty sure that is a troll but he told me about The Cramps.. but yeah. still a troll.
Luis Gonzalez
Tfw only people replying to me are fake asians who want me to join their scam website
Well, just so you can see I was going to message this burca girl but she had literally nothing on her profile and now she visited me back but didnt message me either.
