1. you are a dumb stupid fucking cunt

1. you are a dumb stupid fucking cunt
2. does ananas belong to a taco?
mexico yes

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Fucking mexicans ruining tacos... You need to taste a real taco, Juan.

1. USA
2. OMG, a POC has shown me a way of preparing a dish I wasn't familiar with! I will now tell everyone I know that their versions of that dish are "inauthentic" and that REAL people from that country prepare it the way I saw an anonymous poster from that country doing it on the internet

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THE swedANUS: DURING HIS
CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO MILK
SOMALIS..SYRIANS... RAISE THEIR BASTARDS
``THE swedANUS``EATS`` ROTTEN FISH`` HE DOES`` MANUAL``
JOBS!!..the swedANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY swedANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``SWIDEOPENUS TRAMP``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN swediANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE PALE , LIKE CORPSES, OR SICKLY MONKEYS
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE ALBINO GOBLINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF EATING TOXIC CALLED ``SURSTROMMING`` AND ``ROTTEN FISH``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE A TREMENDOUS NOSE, LIKE THAT OF A SHARK OR PUFFIN
7- THEY HAVE BIG EARED, EVEN THE RUSSIANS SAID SO
9- THEY HAVE PROTRUDING CHEEK BONES
10- THEY HAVE A ROUND AND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCK FINNS

thats the correct way

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>steal our national dish
>proceed to ruin it with fucking pineapple
Fucking Mexicans, man.

we improved it

Tacos are Norwegian national dish?

Yes, tacos were invented by a Norwegian and have a long history here. The earliest records of "tacofredag", the tradition of eating tacos on Fridays, mentioned in literature in Norway date back to the 16th century. Eventually it made its way to Mexico and they took all the credit for it.

>internet
what

this is why i love Jow Forums

was that when norway belonged to denmark or when denmark belonged to norway, or when both belonged to sweden?

Almost believable.

>tacofredag
oh no, dear god no...
this IS an actual thing...
not invented by >you

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How does it feel when people think grounded beef tacos are authentically mexican?

Ground beef, a can of refried beans, grated cheddar cheese, raw onions, and salsa

das it mane

>bananas
>tacos
Why would Mexicans suicide themselves like this

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Ananas is what communists call pineapple

He's trolling, that's a Norwegian tex-mex taco.

I'm really fucking sure Norwegians don't think they are eating authentic mexican food, so don't mind, dorito's ""taco"" shells on the other side.

Stop ruining Norwegian food Juao

tacos de banana... uma delicia

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>mexico
>yes

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impeccable post

Why don't you people ever wear gloves? Don't you have health inspectors in Mexico?

you just need to wash your hands

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Indeed, behold, grorious swedish tacos.

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pineapple tacos are good, pizza is better with pineapples, and so are pineapple hamburgers.

pineapples make everything better

1. Yes
2. Everything belongs to ananas

They have tacos in bulgaria?

4 digit IQ posts

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While I find my sickly monkey-dwarf mind found this post particularly amusing, I can't help to see that you missed out swedANUS fact #8 and I'm very curious.

Pineapple on tortilla is great, the fresh sweetness really comes through if you've got hot or sour elements aswell. I once tried with bananas, but they weren't as tangy.

I've never eaten a taco.

Curious, are you drunk?

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>Americans can't tell the difference between bananas and ananas

What am I looking at here

Nigga, dats kebab.

A pineapple is the fruit of a pine tree.

Pic related, which we call a pijnappel in Dutch.

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I might aswell be, I'm fresh out off bed

I noticed the rambling start of my comment in hindsight. Might aswell add swedANUS fact #11 CONSTANTLY DRUNK to the list

visit sweden, they dedicate an entire friday to it and they somehow made them taste as bland as possible.

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Another great one. An eekhoorn.

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Worse thing in that pic is that fucking coke zero.

Well the average swede is very bland in himself. You gotta go nuts with the sauces and seasoning, I get a local jamaican jerk-bbq-sauce (inb4 #swedANUS FACT they JERK jamaicans for SAUcE) and smother the bastard in it, with parsley, basil, koriander or whatever I've got on hand in the meat, beans are nice too.

8: THE swedANUS ```LANGUAGE`` ONLY
USES ONE WORD... BORK!..BORK!!
a trompo
no u

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ours eat pizzas, not pineapple pizzas though.

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>(inb4 #swedANUS FACT they JERK jamaicans for SAUcE)
curious, is this sort of autism common among your people?

No the disgusting store-bought guac is the biggest offender, it's so fucking easy to do, experiment with, and make your own, but they went with the tex mex factory-produced lukewarm option

>that meat quality
maybe clenelo WAS clean after all

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Smart acorn.

No, I'm a wild card

BÖRK BORK ÄCKLIGA BÖRKING MEXIKÅN BORRO BÖRK BÄRK

I remember going to a mexican restaurant where they drove a little cart and you could pick the ingredients of your sauce and they made it right there.

so that is considering being wild on sweden?

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No

That's the shit

Honestly just fuck around with diced avocado, (some sort of creme fraiche or sour milk if you're a filthy sw*Doid like me), garlic and spices of your choice, maybe even some very finely diced tomatoes and then squish a stale lemon you found in the fridge over it and voila, mexican scientists hate you

Wildly autistic, yes

If you want derangedly autistic, visit the degenerates in /svt/, they're a class of their own

someday i might go to sweden and see with my own eyes true autism.

I'll eat any taco you put in front of me.

>creme fraiche or sour milk
>garlic
no no no no no no
based

Beto you fat schizoid shitskin

THE swedANUS: DURING HIS
CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO MILK
SOMALIS..SYRIANS... RAISE THEIR BASTARDS
``THE swedANUS``EATS`` ROTTEN FISH`` HE DOES`` MANUAL``
JOBS!!..the swedANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY swedANUS IN ``LATIN ???

*``SWIDEOPENUS TRAMP``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN swediANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE PALE , LIKE CORPSES, OR SICKLY MONKEYS
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE ALBINO GOBLINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF EATING TOXIC CALLED ``SURSTROMMING`` AND ``ROTTEN FISH``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE A TREMENDOUS NOSE, LIKE THAT OF A SHARK OR PUFFIN
7- THEY HAVE BIG EARED, EVEN THE RUSSIANS SAID SO
8: THE swedANUS ```LANGUAGE`` ONLY
USES ONE WORD... BORK!..BORK!!
9- THEY HAVE PROTRUDING CHEEK BONES
10- THEY HAVE A ROUND AND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCK FINNS
#11 CONSTANTLY DRUNK

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>creme fraiche
I think people do that on tacos here as well. Although nobody eats tacos.

I can honestly say I've never had a bad taco. Street tacos, shell tacos, nachos, Doritos tacos, chicken tacos, brisket tacos. Fuck I love tacos

>people do that on tacos
ill allow it on top of tacos dorados

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wena beto

Sweet things doesn't belong on food at all unless combined with something. Sweet/sour, sweet/salty, sweet/spicy and so on.

Thanks, I didn't have this one.