I don't speak French

>I don't speak French

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For what purpose would I ever have to speak French?

>For what purpose would I ever have to speak French?

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Aurais je entendu un anglo?

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>speaks french
>still not superior as speaking deustch

>I don't speak.

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Macron pls, you have more important things to be doing

French is the language of sodomites.

As someone who speaks another romance language, i have tried reading French as it should be spoken, with every letter pronounced. It sounds like Catalan, Spanish or Italian. Those germanbois really butchered the Latin language

And it's better that way. We are distinct.

You're right its better to be unique and decent sounding, with cultural and historical relevance than to be just another another basic, open vowelled romance language.

Based and true, fuck Montreal

based

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No, I'd rather learn something with actual culture behind like Occitan. P*risian is the language of atheism and Marxism.

>San Francisco
>New York
>Los Angeles

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Oui, je parle français. Et tu sais qu'est-ce que j'ai gagné ? Maintenant je prononce l'anglais avec un accent français.
Merci copain.

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based, here's your French citizenship

Tu as gagné un petit copain français, viens dans mon lit, João.

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learned french and never use and i live in quebec

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>try to learn french
>their pronunciation rules are more retarded than english

even russians have better shit

how do i get a french gf

These are clearly Frenchmen in your picture. Why don't they speak French?