You bring home a thick Iranian gf

You bring home a thick Iranian gf.
What do your parents say?

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They would probably ask her name

They would tell me to put my benis in the bagina and let the milk drip inside her

i want that thick

Mashallah!

"Oh [name here] its so nice to meet you! we've heard so much about you!"

>Americans
>treating Iranians well

sure.

joke's on you nigger boy i dated an iranian girl once

she kinda sucked tho.

We have a pretty big Persian diaspora and they'll shoot you if you call them Iranian instead of Persian

There's a neigborhood in West LA called Tehrangeles, they're pretty Americanized and hate the mullahs more than we do

Because they're Shah sympathizers who fled after he was overthrown

yes, actually, they are very successful here

the state of racial relations here is really over exaggerated. This wouldn't be an issue at all for a huge majority of people

They would be happy I took an interest in women.

Maybe in California where everyone is a shade of brown.

They'd be overjoyed and relieved I finally got a girlfriend.

A country's government represents its people
Yes, what a classic meme

One step closer to becoming Ayatollah and waging holy jihad on the great Satan! Excellent work user.

>"Holy shit, a girlfriend? How much are you paying her?"

>Dad: Told you he was not gay
>Mum: Fine. here is your money

I'm unironically trying to right now. Well that 's not a thicc one though

I can't speak to ghosts so I wouldn't know

prefer more slender ones tbqh

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>those tiny chest hairs

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They ask how much I paid her to act as my gf

They'll ask if she already converted

be happy desu.