Which is the least pathetic Balkans nation? I am going to go for Romania

Melanija Knavs? More like Melanija Kavs, haha!

>both have some history unlike romania
>both speak own language instead of bastardization
>both christian
nigger are you retarded or just acting?

albanians are the biggest patriots, so they are the least pathetic in my book

Greece and Bulgaria

Though Romania too, since they were semi-independent for their history unlike above mentioned who were subjugated by t*rks

Slovenia or Croatia probably

Žižek has been active on RT recently, he is made of layers of memes like a meme onion.

rt.com/op-ed/424709-sexbots-sex-dolls-rights/

kek

hmm.. i've always thought bulgaria is the largest country in the balkans. oh well

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Once upon a time
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epic meme

italy

This, obviously. It's not even real Balkans, it's an ex-county of Austria.

Croatia

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The correct answer is none.

SERBIA

Greece

Bulgarya is the worst one. And Sofia is a village.

The best country is Serbia of course.

There are more Albanians living outside Albania than in it so I would say it's hard to call them very patriotic...

Overall? Greece, since we have the strongest economy, diaspora, army etc of the balkans

per capita it's Slovenia by far

are you the polish guy who larps as a croat on /balk/?

>army

LOL, Serbia would take you over in 3 days

small kosova

"Croats" were just a Lechic (Polish) tribe just like Moldovans were a Romanian tribe. I don't need to larp as a Croat, I am one.

>cant even win agins small kosova or take a city in 3 years
LAMO kid even you mom puts more resistance than the Serves

Poles are just a Serb tribe that got called slavs by the westerners.

Serbia has a weaker amy than even Croatia lol

Just a curious lad about Dracula:
>tfw going to r/romania discord
>tfw only gay gypsies talking about wanking each other in a circlejerk
>tfw posting gypsy music
>tfw banned because they say I'm Hungarian
>tfw I never mentioned I was Hungarian
When will they ever learn?!

Croatia is not in the Balkans.

>against small Kosova
>i.e. against whole NATO

I'm in Romania right now and it's pretty much shit.

Vladimir is a common name of Serb dukes.
Vojvoda is a Serb word that means duke.
Trgovište means a market square or a place of trade in Serbian.
Despot Stefan Lazarević was one of the members of the knight order of the dragon together with Vladimir.

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I know there is a theory that the Royal house of T. Romaneasca has it's origins in Serbia.

Greece>Bulgaria=Croatia>the rest

adonbilivit
the overwhelming majority of that subreddit are clujoid nu-males
i don't see them hating hungarians, gypsies et al

>theory

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>Vladimir is a common name of Bulgarian dukes.
>Vojvoda is a Bulgarian word that means duke.
>Trgovište means a market square or a place of trade in Bulgarian.

romania serbia
una faccia una razza :)

Ayy but one kingdom used the other's writing system and was in the borders of said kingdom

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>clujoid nu-males
That promote the sickest gay sex and they organize circlejerks and talk about them while listening to gyspsy music.

Craiova group is for pussies we should organize a Balkan christian league.

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i remember seeing that pic in 7th grade in a school book, still one of the coolest pics ive ever seen

At least you're not Greek

1. Turkey
2. Greece
3. Slovenia
4. Croatia

Rest is shit

>turkey
>balkan
then Italy is also balkan because of Trieste. Nice trips tho

Transylvania is not balkan

Serbia
>starts a world war after which its territory nearly triples in size
Based

rromani-a is a shithole noncountry
Independence for Transylvania

grande

youtube.com/watch?v=OnCOe5Y3p-0
TURKIYE

Croatia and Bulgaria imo

>romanians would ban you for being hungarian
goddamn i want that disgusting shithole to burn down already

b but muh erdely

your nation ruined one of our most richest region in less than a decade and its natural wonders are being destroyed still not to mention its ethnic makeup

this
I want independence

> ruined
lawl, it's the richest it has ever been. People get along just fine. Only the szeckelyz are still chimping out from time to time and steal all the tress. Don't fall for Soros fake news.

Slovenia

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Picking Slovenia is cheating

>being this delusional
cant wait for the hunno romanian gypsy union in 2030 btw
too late for that most of the population are utter retards anyways

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Fine, next in being least pathetic is Romania because it has all it's claimed land and doesn't have debt like Greece. Also mad growth.

We don't want to be associated with whites, thank you very much.

>Bulgarian
>Not a bastardized Russian

Slovenia is a village

Greece is the real deal

we are
and the balkan mountains are basically fully in bulgaria

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>all its claimed land

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Not sure about the least pathetic
But the most pathetic? Easy

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bosnia
even after years of war it's still together and functioning

Rangeban

Serbia but especially Croatia. They destroy their only chance of relevancy and keep slaughtering their neighbors.

Greece, this is an easy one.

MAKEDONIJA!!!

definitely Serbia, but it's a secret don't go there it sucks stay out amerifat

Every country nowadays is shit, so dont take it too hard.

Serbs did what had to be done.

>its natural wonders are being destroyed
That's literally entirely the fault of your own ethnics being in charge of the environment ministry.

>too bad that the glories of the past

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Forgot Moldova, sorry

Slovenia, every fucking time.
Last would be Transnistria, I guess.

They really had a good history you retarded t*rk

Bosnia, obviously.

Turkey, but only because they're a regional power. It's still a shit hole.

I might get it... hard BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO GET MY DICK WET!

The almighty Macedonia of course

are you an indian or asian?

100% white caucasian

Montenegro

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you must be really fucking ugly then

.t Armenian diaspora