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Thought Philadelphia was pretty healthy, turns out it's just processed dairy fat.

British women are the ugliest in Europe, why are they so confident? They need to learn their fucking places and stop being so mouthy

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>best game show currently on telly
wasnt aware i shared a general with downy cunts

The Chase shits all over all quiz shows, that's why it has been going so long.

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It's unironically true, go look through club photos from other countries and you'll see the difference is stark.

Don't want anyone to migrate but what do you lads think of my edition?

nobody cares vladislav

whats with this bump limit malarkey
we should migrate at 150

That;s honestly the best a History Student at Warwick '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''University''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' could come up with? Why do runts go to such fucking shit tier Unis.

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I like it because it bashes 190cm

>turkey twizzlers banned
>rustlers are perfectly fine

These threads are always a barrel of laughs.

listening grimes

Hi Dan. Im about to get out of bed to poo

Not a nazi myself but god I would have loved to visit pre-war and marvel at the aesthetic

It really is

>oi m8 u hav to be 6'5, handsome and have a big dick to get me innit

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Thankfully

It's not banned though. The company that provides some school meals just took it off the menu over high fat concerns. There is no law rule or regulation governing it.

would pay a girl to kiss me right now

just got back from lying on the floor for almost an hour

hate slags
love slutty farmer's daughters
simple as

you arrive in fishguard

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> History student
>I'd eat can read at a.fidhh grade level and interpret Jewish gatekept records

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another walk about
after dark
it's my point of view
if someone could break your neck
coming up behind you always coming and you'd never have a clue
:3

>watch Sky High (2005)
>some superhero highschool movie
>final scene is a disgruntled student who unveils an energy gun and starts shooting
>students and teachers run to the exits, but other disgruntled students bar the doors
>people slamming on the exits as they get shot

I mean it was still a family movie, but shit

would love to shag a drunk slag late at night, if you catch my drift

think the importance of height is overstated

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its a little hard siding with german nationalist that would consider you a 2 class citizen at best but even so icant stop admiring them to fight for their freedom against nearly the entire world

*sniff sniff*
Yep haha

anime

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would pay a girl to hold my hands or not run away screaming when I look at her
way better film than that has any right to be

Based poo nigger

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Heading to the shops. What beers should I get?

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what was the purpose

Duvel

3 litres of frosty jacks

Hate British women lads, going to move and live in Japan and get a cute, innocent, virgin wife that's submissive and traditional. British women are all disgusting uncultured slags. Japanese women are all princesses

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you finally put those dirty jeans in the wash?

because i'm a pathetic piece of shit only got up because I had a phone call from a tenant

it's called being retarded

bud light

Fuck off literal billionaire

Going to compose a poem whilst on the bog

If you're in Scotland you might need to take out a loan first

Cope
youtu.be/22gtSCJd9jA
youtu.be/22gtSCJd9jA

a classic "pot calling the nigger a kettle" situation

Way to stick it to your ancestors

UK is a dirty shithole full of non-whites with no future. Going to move to Japan soon

tatra black

those heels add 2 or 3 inches to your height

stella artois

>wears 4 inch heels
yeah okay

Is that right? Well I just assumed because I haven't seen them in years.

Guys I'm moving to Japan not sure if you saw my posts

you look like a Turkish laundromat worker on a night out

K cider, 8 cans, beat nearest woman to you tonight.

A clean shithole full of non-whites with no future? I mean I'm not really a neat freak me so I might stay.

shirt from a charity shop that someone's grandad died wearing
trackies from the female section of primark
shoes from the 'back to school' section at shoe zone

dire turtlemong absolutely dire

japanese women are notorious for not marrying outside their own race
go to korea or china if you want an asian woman

Moving to Japan lads btw

Dog, dog, lives in bog
Swampy dog went for a jog
Bog jog dog got lost in fog
Poor old swampy bog jog dog!

stop drinking beer you virgin freak

I'd hope that's because you haven't been going to school you fucking nonce

Had enough of the UK it's a dirty shithole, moving soon

Why do I keep getting family guy recommendations. Is this a youtube conspiracy or something

tihs is the lad who thinks you don't pay tax on rent if it's going to your mortgage repayments the guy is unironically an idiot

>laundromat
fUCK
oFF
yANK

where do you keep Japan?
in Jakitchen
haha

>Wearing literal high heels

nonono delet delet right now

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Not my toilet poem. Wrote this 2 years ago and posted it here. Just reminded of it by the current bog premise

The women in my family are weird, I wonder if it's genetic. On my mum's side anyway.

>two of nan's sisters became nuns, the third one ended up as a spinster schoolteacher
>nan finally married at 33 at the urging of her domineering parents
>married granddad (ten years younger at 23!) a month after meeting him, never had a boyfriend before
>had one child, my mum
>mum married my dad (her first and only boyfriend) right out of school, aged 19 and had me a year later
>they separated after she discovered he was cheating on her when I was 7
>didn't divorce or anything, just live apart and never meet except for sometimes attending family functions and such together as a married couple - even today, twenty fucking years after they broke up
>(incidentally my mum addresses my dad exclusively by his last name which we all share)
>know for a fact my dad has been with multiple women since then, while my mum never dated anyone, 90% sure she's never had sex outside of the few years she's been with my dad
>have two younger sisters (25, 23)
>neither has ever had a boyfriend or shown any interest in getting one

desperados

I like the idea of Japan but living there is a no-go. Work ethic and living conditions are horrendous unless you like working in a cubical and then going home to one.

Chamberlain, doth I came
Betwixt billowy clouds of quinoa
My spork trudged forward
Proteinaceous matter clung viscously
I dined.

>all those average af slags thinking they deserve Adonis Chad

how do you propose to get a visa to japan

fuck off dad

don't wear those boots normally

always went on the fishguard to rosslare ferry as a kid when I visited family in Ireland. The abiding memory was the stench of diesel fumes, vomit and how claustrophobic the cabins felt.

weebus freakus

imagine thinkin gnayone cares about some weeabo loser moving to japan

skitzo take your meds

wouldn't mind living in the japanese countryside on a farm or something

it would be wholesome, like my neighbor totoro

Ask me if you need any help after reaching there