/Culture Pals - /cp/

NOTICE ME SERBIA Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?

Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

Old:

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first for me

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so basically this is tinder for ugly people?

First for thot patrol

Fourth for asian milkers

WE'RE ALL BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE OKAY

FIRST FOR DO NOT BULLY ME

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Muslims ? No.
A girl from Bosnia, yes.

fair enough

she's cute though

milking is pleasure, not a job :)
Currently a NEET, I earn money by doing whatever. Fixing stuff, pcs, writing papers...

for real ? kek

officially noticed.

Stop doing things that warrant bullying then

post youre inbox

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What have I been doing? Literally nothing

Existing

You're dead kiddo

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serb pls help
a qt messaged me
when do i start flirting

tell her you have a serb BULL who can fugg her on weekends, she'll love that

serbia do you do sperm donation?

Damn, you have a lot of followers

>2 hours in the convo
>chick decides on a nickname for me
How can one nationality be so strong ?

nth for tiddies

They're impregnated within minutes of messaging with serbia

helb

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wasnt he some macedonian jew???

need some serious helpenings :DD

If you have a chance for something nice, take it, doesn't matter which time, everyone likes compliments and flirting.

Of course that doesn't apply to india tier "show your milkers" on 2nd message unless she's like really insecure/desperate or you really hot

lmao

only in person

jealous ?

what nickname ?

I don't think there are jews in FYROM

Just gonna leave this here from the evil twin thread

I don't think so.
I hope she won't dox me, but she seems to have accepted it.

COMBINATION COMBO

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a bit gay lad...

*Bit Chad

why are you so brown?

keep us updated, what went wrong?

You know why he's brown

is this everything or has there been more?

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Stop idolising this whore, I don't know if you're aware of this but there are other places on the internet to find tits

just saying shes a qt is a bit lame though
but i cant find attributes to compliment with this one

Sad!

This desu

this desu

I have more. You will never see it.

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I'm fucked. I should have listened to you

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This.
>hurr-durr I've never seen boobs and legs in my life before

trust no hoe

No, that's not why.
What should I do? I don't want her to hurt herself. We're going to talk in 10 minutes.

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>you weren't born in a rich country

It's not your problem now

Senpai notice me

Noticed

LONDON

classic psycho thots

Not from L*ndon

Tits or

noticed tovarisch

Not a girl either

I have no idea how to flirt. How cheesy is writing "Are all the women from *country* as beautiful as you are"
It seems too much like the Indians on people profiles

Probably won't be too successful unless you're a hottie

< //// 3

Losing hair rapidly

buzz it

Tempted

>tfw I won't be bald
Damm, feels good

Once you fuck a slim girl with huge milkies you'll never go back
I'm obsessed with tits now

Welcome to the gang. My best advice is to desperately clinch to whatever hair you have left. Try a combover if you must, the qts will never know!

Wear a hat

Glad to see yet another reformed soyboy has found true path. I bless thee and thy qts massive mammaries, may she lactate forever.

t.has never touched a big tit in his life

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>tfw 22
>tfw dropping from a solid 8 to a 5
Fucking hell, might get one of those transplants

>tfw genghis khangz genes so I won't lose hair till 60

also pic related lol

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Pull a Elon Musk

Stacey Sisters are having a big party here. Fuck them and fuck their normie friends

Last time she found out I have pinworms lol

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>tfw I am mixed so both scenarios are possible for me

What happened

What's an Elon Musk?

>2018
>Hair growing formulas still aren't avaliable to the wide public

Nothing. I thought she would dox me or send me stuff. I think she's ok.
Now I'm in love with a girl I clearly can't have.

What is Rogaine?

Unbelievable they can transplant a fucking heart but can't stop hair from falling off my head

Do as he did and get hair transplants

can anybody give me a rundown on georgian qts pls

Why brits so cute and funny?

>see qt with british flag
>it's a slav immigrant

>Now I'm in love with a girl I clearly can't have.

You chose to tread this path knowing where it would lead you, now you are deep within the forest, there's no end in sight and you don't know where you came from.

You are now entangled in the drama of (psycho) love, your eyes are blind, not because of the darkness in the forest, but because your heart has taken the place of your eyes.

A love that can only end in a wreck, fueled by the fire of passion and autism and nudes, you're alone trapped within yourself, there's nothing we can do to help you, for only you can save yourself, and you will only find your way out of the forest after you despair in its darkest nook.

You can only tread forward and live the drama of love to its full ruin now.

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I'm not in love with the Hapa girl, I never was. I'm in love with another girl... ;_;

I'm not sure what the deleted post was but woah there, Romeo.

woops looks like i was mistaken haha yikes!! i'm embarassed now lads haha

Nice story fratello.

You got quite a skill on creative writing, I wonder if you'll ever consider writing about on /cp/ and publish it someday.

There is potential in being a success.

>woops looks like i was mistaken haha yikes!! i'm embarassed now lads haha

>woops
>haha
>yikes
>haha

Don't be embarrassed. I really liked your post.

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qt is visiting my country, should i ask if she wants to meet?
we didnt really talk yet about other things.

What have you got to lose? Unless she's Asian, then you've got your dignity to lose.

id even meet an asian right now desu.
but shes european

cringe

qt is online and won't reply to the message I sent yesterday, doushio

Anyone else just make up stories and anecdotes to make themselves seem interesting?

Anyone use any other websites besides interpals?

Want to try my luck on another penpal website or app.

No but sometimes I wish I did but then it doesn't feel right with me because I'm an honest and lazy man and lying takes effort

How do you make shit up tho

I only add a bit of flair to my stories.

I dunno, it's pretty easy. Just now I was talking about how people who study her course are mad, which is true, and I remembered a girl at uni who did her course and was mad, so I just made something up about her damaging something I lent to her. It'll never come up again so it's not like I need to keep track of my lies or anything.

She'll reply in a bit, I'm almost going to sleep.