/brit/

yes I do

incels are the most oppressed people in existence

alri then open the slag collections lads

grimes took anti imperialist out of her twitter bio lmao

Christianity is for cucks

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I fucking hate Americans.

>claiming to love black men
>a mexican is her """"king[emoji]""""
fucking wh*toids

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Because if this is the life
This is the life
This is the life
This is the life
This is the life
Then who'd argue?

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bunch of ballwashin bastards

dave

wahee lad mummy's not home

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gangly

>implying natural selection happens in modern society

>la creatura

she's right you know.
i'm an incel and i've had this exact same thought. i'm not supposed to reproduce, my genes are worthless.
if i was born 1000 years ago i would've been killed by a wolf or some shit, but the industrial revolution and kept me alive artificially.
i believe that is why i've get depression. it's my brain telling me to remove myself from the gene pool for the betterment of all humankind.

what i'm going to say: "I don't think we're the right people for each other any more, and we need to go on different paths"
what i'll really mean: "you're a titlet and i want a big milkers gf"

imagine saving pictures of underaged 'slags' to your computer hard drive

go on then

by this logic, rapists are doing nothing wrong

*imagines it*
ok now what

Don't talk to me

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this mong bumblebee got into my room and has been trying to leave for like 30 mins

how? well of course smashing its head against my fucking window instead of flying away

Me

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It could be Saturday and I wouldn't know the difference.

Legit
We deserve a peaceful death

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Is she related to Sourav Ganguly?

dont know how to obtain a gf.

good post

really don't like mormons but I have to admit they created a fairly interesting very American religion and culture

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get a net curtain
bees go mad for net curtains

talk to women

no, fuck you, I'm going to watch youtube videos.

This is America

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where the fuck did i put my phone?

good post

dont know how to do that either really

What the fuck does that have to do with British culture? This isn't just a dumping ground for your banal stream of consciousness. Fuck off yanks.

Just b urself

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RAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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most of the time it just accidentally happens
you'll shag a girl, continue shagging her a few times, continue seeing her and going on dates until you realise a few months later you have a gf

The mere thought of this frightens me to no end

Copped a British proto gf lads. She seems very keen but is 30 years old. At the same time she's a genuinely interesting and funny person. It's nice to crack jokes with a GF and shit. Should I settle and have perhaps 21 years old mistresses on the side in the future (or not really libido is declining) or continue seeing 19-21 years old GFs and deal with their antics?

only around 40% of all men to have ever existed have successfully procreated.

white women need to lose their rights

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relationships based on sex never last

>dude, just b urself, it will happen naturally

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well im failing at the first step so im still clueless

didn't fucking say that did i
they start with sex and then develop into something deeper from there

i think gloria borger and pewdiepie might be the same person

>5,000 dollars off a fluke piss stick
Women belong in cages

Ask the girl about her achievements. Girls like to boast about their success and you have to pretend to listen. Next thing you know , you open your eyes in the morning with her waking you up with a coffee

It's a known female strategy. Even if you never agree to become bf and GF, if you see here often and she mobilizes most of your time, she becomes the de facto gf. Sneaky little shits.

>relationships based on sex never last

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good cricketer
good song as well
youtube.com/watch?v=Ssnzq6CgGZY

whatchewinba

nubbinmuchla

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Gonnae no dae that

That 11k you silly yank.
Risk of STDs aside, she's brilliant tbqh.

lol
you can usually tell right away whether you're compatible with someone or not

U RADYBOY!!

contrasting it with british culture fritz, that's the english language in the deseret script

40 inch neck minimum circumference for sharing public spaces with women

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Ah yes the always astute /brit/ relationship advice. Thanks again "lads".

how long before your flight do you arrive at the airport before your flight lads? no checked baggage

an hour is enough innit

nvm found it

don't want to take this maths test lads
i kinda hate maths

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you're supposed to be the international playboy here, why are you so desperate for advice from us?

'usually' might be the keyword, if it's even true.
people change a lot between the first date and the fiftieth. it's often the case that couples become more compatible over time once they learn more about what they like about each other, or less compatible when they realise they don't have much in common or are looking for different things

it's useless to judge things based on first dates nowadays because the dating game has changed completely and millennials aren't currently married for decades like baby boomers are (and dating was completely different when they were young) so we can't see how successful things end up

COME AGAIN??!

3 hours in my experience 2bh but that's with checked baggage

Wakanda forever

Because international Playboyhood is about pulling, not relationships.

yeah
I've always been lucky catching trains and airplanes though, so I can show up at the last minutes and get it; you can't

>ww2
>brits develop on-board radar systems for fighter planes
>suddenly all the german night bombing raids are getting btfo
>to stop them getting suspicious, british newspapers are told brits have night vision from eating carrots
>germans believe this
sometimes it's like we're fighting children

Day 10 of nofap lads and I really want to wank.

I'd actually quite like to wank now just to see if I'll feel worse afterwards,

daft cunt why you not email me for

want to tie up autismoyank and mathsyank, chop one up really slowly and feed him to the other

then chop the other one up as well

mate your life is so odd that I don't know
can you even have a normal relationship? is a white (I assume) woman interested in you actually sane?

about wot
i'm busy

>American education

why do you want to settle down? what's the pros of settling for you right now?

Bit nippy. Bit willy.

My poem for today.

No you don't want to do that. You're just posting it to appear cool and post-modern.

I'm going to try nofap too, lad. Want to see what all the fuss is about 2bqh.

Not mr popular like me?

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"dates" aren't real