/brit/

*twists your nipple*

alwaystayyamagucciba

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I thought that was just electronic music thread.

it's a /brit/ outpost

Too many fit women on the train today. One fucking thicc white woman and the one sitting next to me who was basically a more peng Cathy Newman

mental that all women unironically should be reduced into lampshades

continued discussion:
who'll have taller kids on average, a 5'10 father and 5'6 mother or a 6'1 father and 5'2 mother?
strawpoll.me/15666277
manlet defined as under 6'0

Haven't I made it obvious? Haven't I made it clear? Want me to spell it out for you? F-R-I-E-N-D-S!

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make a /fug/ thread. those are always pleasant and comfy to post in

A father with the Haplogroup I will have a taller child than a father not in Haplogrpup I. Mother's height plays a little role.

>The haplogroup reaches its maximum frequency in the Balkans (with the highest concentration in present-day Herzegovina). It may be associated with unusually tall males, since those in the Dinaric Alps have been reported to be the tallest in the world, with an average male height of the range 180 cm (5 ft 11 in)-182 cm (6 ft 0 in) in the cantons of Bosnia, 184 cm (6 ft 0 in) in Sarajevo, 182 cm (6 ft 0 in)-186 cm (6 ft 1 in) in the cantons of Herzegovina.[2]

>As of 2015, the earliest light eyes and light hair of hominid (Homo sapiens) individuals after the long extinct Neanderthals have been documented in 8,000-year-old remains in Motala, Sweden, belonging to subclades of Haplogroup I2 (Light-skin genes, but not those for blond/red hair, have been found in Siberia on a 17,000-year-old carrier of Haplogroup R)

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wish some 3D design artist would spend loads of their time modelling historic cities for a historic street view service

theres a few nasty individuals here but the rest are fine

arses against the walls lads, we've got a bender in the thread

Are you excited for Eurovision

keep thinking my heating's on
bloody weather

Very hard to tell from just the parents, have to go further back.

Major cities are incel hell

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the family are ordering dominos
no good voucher codes at the minute though

We're just friends!

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r8 my beard

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excited for the threads
not bothered about the music or competition
we'll probably be rejected anyway because we rejected their totalitarian empire

grim you have no other recourse besides dominos
even the paki places do a better 'za

of course

bndr

>Where do you think you're going, young man?

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shit

also smile more

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wefrrenalwayba

it's a fucking embarrassment mate

Cathy Pengman even touched me on the shoulder and smiled right at me when she was getting past me to get off. I shall be getting off to that myself, wahey

>5'11.5"
end me

been thinking of getting involved with this as I think literally the only application of virtual reality is architectural tours

>Do we have a right not to be lonely?

bbc.com/ideas/videos/do-we-have-a-right-not-to-be-lonely/p066l54w

back up to my room

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>Going outside

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genuinely see all other humans as inferior to myself, but not in a nasty way, rather in a caring, almost paternal way

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monsters

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Wish you'd blog about something like this every once in a while
Get that your blog is basically a diary though

this except in a nasty way

No.

i'm taller than both my parents and my gf's shorter than both her parents. she was abused as a kid so i think that probably stunted her growth

הוא חמוד

How dare you bully my son and say mean words to him. My son is one of the greatest people you will ever meet! I raised him as a single mother all on my own! Why would you bully him?

Do you think you're funny picking on people on an anonymous internet forum? I have a good mind to report you to the police. Disgusting all of you.

Just wait untill everyone else hears about this. I'm going to tell the girls on mums net about this and you're all going to prison for hate speech!

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>crimes of brits
hm yes this seems like it would be a fair and impartial review of history

>Get that your blog is basically a diary though
yeah, I'd like to right something a bit more meaningful but then my blog goes from facts to opinions

dire tits honestly. prefer mistress t

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fucking hell i need cigs NOW

voted for remain

she's great but her massive fucking hemorrhoids scare me. she really needs see a doctor about this.

you should read moldbug

Poo

going to learn spanish move to spain and work for podemos

favourite madonna choon lads?

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This day in history:
1775 – Capture of Fort Ticonderoga.

A small force of Green Mountain Boys led by Ethan Allen overcame a small British garrison. Although the scope of this military action was relatively minor, it has been engrained in American Folklore.

The Green Mountain Boys were a militia organization established in modern Vermont. Headed by Ethan Allen and members of his extended family, they were instrumental in carving out the state of modern Vermont from the states of New York and New Hampshire.

Their Vermont Republic operated for 14 years as an independent nation, before joining the United States as the 14th state in 1791.

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>right

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touching the ol' willer

literally you

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The duality of man

....pardon? I think you will have to post pics now

the duality of man

don't think I will ever be happy

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How long should you wait to text a girl after a date?

they don't
you haven't a clue what you're talking about jog on you muppet

BBC only

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unfunny twat discord is raiding

2 minutes

Southerner on the left
Northerner on the right

Honestly since I broke up with the serious girlfriend, Everytime I liked a girl she would take her distances (but they would coming for a shag every time I want, as long as I don't want a relationship). I think it creeps them out that I see them as breeding material and all the traditional shit I'm into when it comes to gender roles and relationships (no matter how post modern and cool I may be on other aspects of life). Think I'll just enjoy the decline and keep shagging left and right. /Tradfamily2018/ is cancelled fuck them.

69 minutes

the duality of man

right would batter left if the shackes of civilisation were loosed

you're living on borrowed time tarquin, the runt uprising is just around the corner

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family used to all joke that I was like a vampire only coming out at night and I'd never leave my "cave"
they don't say it anymore probably because they've realised I don't have any friends

actually despise nigel farage
his everyman "love pints" schtick is phoney and nauseating

>Jow Forums has a 23andme thread
>no poster is over 75% white

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only 2 more toilbergs until i can resume my favourite life pursuits of hard drugs and vaginas

my pic

the irish are the most powerful race on /brit/

The Duality of Man

Don't. She'll text first if she likes you. Otherwise you're saving your time.

The Irish aren't even the most powerful race in Ireland.

would love to have a pint with are nige tbf

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mad how things sometimes happen and sometimes don't

like rain? how's it raining one minute then the next it's not?

Ray of Light.

the wot mate
the shackes?
wot is a shackes?
hahaha weirdo

look whos mad that he didn't come up with it

>playing games
female looking ass