>Your country
>Have Mormons penetrated the perimeter?
Your country
No, just JW, I have one if their Bibles actually
they are very friendly people
>knock on door at 10 am
>get up barefoot and unshaven and haven't showered yet wearing yesterday's clothes to be confronted by two purebred blonde aryan males impeccably groomed both taller than you
FUCK OFF RUIN MY WHOLE GODDAMN DAY WITH YOUR SHIT STOP JUDGING ME
They look so uncomfortable cycling in the afternoon son.
*sun
Why are they so beautiful? Spent some time in Utah and it was unfuckingreal
Nice people but annoying.
Coffee and booze makes you ugly
Are they the same shit as jehovah witnesses?
I have met a group of about 30 young mormons from Salt Lake City in Croatia. One of them played sick guitar. We sang a lot together and had fun. Well, they did not drink and were a bit weird, but seemed pretty happy.
What is the matter with them really?
What
They're annoying.
>shortsleeved shirts
Just wear a regular shirt or a tshirt you fucking poofs
It stopped now, but we used to get a lot of American mormons going from door to door here in my neighborhood like 15 years ago. My mom would occasionally let them in. Before they went back to America, they baked my mom an apple pie. Pretty nice people.
They fucked your mom
I found them to be a very attractive people, even the guys who were crazy athletic
>hello sir im here to talk about tge lord
>you know im muslim right?
>yh we know
they just leave
Seems more like an incestuous place
That's the first thing that came to mind when I read his post
Finland
Yes
are you one of them?
Yes, there is a Mormon church in front of my house.
No, they just happened to ambush me
They claimed every daughter of our family must marry a mormon and that poligamy was permited, wtf?
Then my family cut all ties with them after that.
tell them about this thread
>cute girl approaches me at bus stop
>get a little excited
>she gives me a card that says mormon.org
jw are christians, just weird and insular
mormons are polytheistic/pagan
they are polygamists, but they hold a lot of power by only allowing members to attend weddings at churches
Will do.
No. But our Christians are more radical. Have taken entire cities. And are represented in parliament.
>Jeesuksesta Kristuksesta
yes, pic related is a mormon church just a few hundred meters from my flat. the road is full of people walking back and forth trying to recruit (including some qts). they have what I think is american accents.
Here they have 9300 members in 26 cities.
Yes, I've seen them in my neighborhood. Why are they always WASP and speak very little spanish?
because those movements can be traced back to north european evangelism in the 19th century. since they were persecuted in their homelands, many of them moved to america. since america had full religious freedom, these people were free to bring their religious extremism with them.
>Mormons
>WASP
>P
Every Mormon I've come across is pure Blond Beast.
I live in Utah and they leave you alone here.
>america
>white
All the white people became Mormons and sealed themselves away in the desert, leaving the rest of us creaturas to our misery
this, Mormonism is the alt right heaven
We have reformed Christian villages and cities, who literally want to ban women from politics and voting, so that only the male head of the family can vote. Turn our democracy into a theocracy (aka a country ruled by the bible). Teach Christianity in schools. Reintroduce the death penalty. And all that jazz. But just like mormons they are pretty friendly and polite people.
It's probably some clandestine Masonic breeding program to preserve some choice stock
Mormons are also seen as super greedy and very ruthless
Why are they considered ruthless?
Religiosity
I like in a small city in Brasil in the middle of fucking nowere and even here I'm able to find these guys.
Most of them are black and from the US, what just makes it harder to believe
no
there ware JW that have a little stand at the train station and in some underpass where they give out free pamphlets EVERY wednesday
they're all very old and i've never ever seen anyone take a pamphlet, almost feel bad for them desu