/sino/ - 中文

"Chinese writing is easy, bro" edition

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The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese-speaking world, culture, life, travel, economics, geopolitics, etc.

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
mega.nz/#F!x4VG3DRL!lqecF4q2ywojGLE0O8cu4A

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

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lmgtfy.com/?q=hsk practice test
ca.reuters.com/article/businessNews/idCAKBN1IA1XF-OCABS
businesslive.co.za/amp/bd/companies/2018-05-09-ford-suffers-unusual-delays-at-chinese-ports-as-trade-dispute-bites/
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1525950087707.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=OXm6vpdj5Co
youtube.com/watch?v=3dy74EsD1f0
ndtv.com/world-news/new-nepal-government-retracts-multi-billion-power-project-from-china-1849903
twitter.com/AnonBabble

What Chinese movies are you watching, /sino/?

>The Tenants Downstairs

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kooks interesting, where can i find it?

Where do you get both Chinese and English subs at the same time?

Chinese Japanese war fantasy propaganda movies are best ever.
hongkongfp.com/2018/05/06/patriotic-comedies-japanese-author-compiles-encyclopaedia-chinese-anti-japan-dramas/

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I forgot which place I got it from, as most of the torrents I tried didn't have any seeds, but searching the filename should get you some results:
>The.Tenants.Downstairs.2016.720p.BluRay.x264-WiKi.mkv

The mkv includes both by default. This one has both Simplified and Traditional options, so it's bretty good.

Kek, I have to find that one with the black American soldier.

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That's not a real character so your argument is moot

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金日成 金正日 金正恩 王八

蛋*

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I saw a Chinese person unironically post this. If this is what you're referring to, it's definitely BS.

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It's bs, Chinese developed much later than sumerians/egyptian. Arguments the other way can be made however

Sounds like Nazi propaganda, or like how Koreans claim everything came from them. Am I right?

Yes. It wasn't always ri. It was once nih

Hey guys.
Having HSK lvl 1 and 2 in one month, are there any mock test online available? Preferably with audio part. The oral comprehension half seems pretty weird and I'd like to prepare it better.

Japan liked getting nuked so much, they did it to themselves.

When will China provide them another?

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the plan 2019

-Shanghai = safe point literally like home, you know I lived in there for 1 year. fuck 1 hooker
-Seoul = a week there , fuck with 3 hookers
-Tokyo - Osaka = a week there , fuck with 3 hookers, take shinakshen, visit akihabara
-The Philippines , a week there too, visit LB gf, eat at jollibees
- Shanghai, take flight back to Peru.

No STDs? No hwites?

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I hope to avoid whites by using the local language of the country to contact with hookers.
and with this Im preventing also the contagion of STDs. whites are the ones who carry the disease.

why are you so obsessed with prostitutes?

did you learn chinese just for that?

Peru? Why go back to shanghai peru

I thought you hated Shanghai

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There are too many whites in Asia now

Peru is right. Especially normies and good looking ones. Like have western women gotten so bad that even normies and Chads want a fucking Asian gf? I’ve been out of the loop from the West for a while now. Remember 10-20 years ago when Asia was for the incel males of society and you’d be ridiculed and berated for life if you ever set foot in Asia or dated an Asian girl? What happened bros

Yes, lmgtfy.com/?q=hsk practice test

>I'm against communist rule of Xinjiang
>While supporting the East Turkistan movement that was founded by Stalin and backed by the soviets. Now ran by a bunch of religious overzealous people hiding in Turkey that only allow their women wear full niqab with no skin revealed

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I’ve acted in a number of mandarin language films. They were made by postgraduate film students though.

Recently I’ve watched Infernal Affairs and A Better Tomorrow.

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>qt female co-worker wears sandals for the first time
>had to sneak pictures of her feet

Couldn’t help myself lads

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got it on rarbg.to, but its only simplified and traditional.
could be a good exercise, if not for VLC only displaying squares...

I'm against communist rule of Xinjiang

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>if not for VLC only displaying squares

I'm using mpv. Maybe try another video player. It worked pretty well without any configuration.

Do you like Chinese food?

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I love Chinese food!

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The more winston talks about shenzhen the more it sounds like a shithole.

It is

>why are you so obsessed with prostitutes? did you learn chinese just for that?

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>Banned motorbikes
>Banned ebikes
>Not allowed to drive down certain roads on random days

It's a massive shithole.

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>wanting thousands of ebikes and motorcycles constantly whizzing through your streets like ho chi minh

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>Wanting tens of thousands of cars clogging up the streets and causing pollution.

Motorcycles and ebikes are better for the environment and the superior form of transport.

Buses and subways can get you anywhere, you can walk the rest of the way
No one likes walking on the sidewalk and then having some moped whizz by you within like a centimeter of you at 20 miles an hour.

The subway packed with a million people in sweaty metal coffins?

And if people didn't want mopeds whizzing past them maybe they should stay out the bike lane.

US has more to lose from a trade ware than Chi-

ca.reuters.com/article/businessNews/idCAKBN1IA1XF-OCABS

20% of men are having sex with 99% of the women. Meanwhile the other 80% of men compete for the leftover 1% who are fat and ugly. Why does society have to be like this?

This isn't an insult either, they need more people like you

Why is it so hard to fuck 19-23 year olds now

I don’t want gross old women like every other loser expat settle for

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>don't worry user, we'll pay for your apartment if you work for us~

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Women that age are fucking stupid

that mouth sucked my cock.

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Peru she looks kind of ugly tbf peru. I’ve fucked girls hotter than that for free peru

different persons have different tastes.
for me she is beautiful.

>I don’t spam this in every /sino/ thread

businesslive.co.za/amp/bd/companies/2018-05-09-ford-suffers-unusual-delays-at-chinese-ports-as-trade-dispute-bites/

Guess what is about to happen to 60% of Ford’s revenue. Nationalization.

Ford losing up 60% is better than ZTE losing 100%

>every /sino/ thread

Proof?

>goes to China
>heads to the local expat bubble to settle in

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>wanting a loose pussy shengnu

China want to genocide DIS?

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Depends if you're after sex or a relationship

>2015
>get an escort during a slow dating month off escort website that lets view galleries of the girls before you choose one
>select pretty hot 23 year old chinky
>she comes over to my apartment
>pound her pussy good for a good hour
>her pussy was actually tight too
>by the end she gives me a thumbs up and makes a motion with her face like “you’re very good” just because I lasted so long

Kek. Really wish the chink cops didn’t shut down that website. I could really use it right now

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So she was actually as advertised?

Yeah, it was one of the few websites that used real pictures of the girls

lel, what's the source of this?

still are mostly
nobody gives a fuck about asia (aside from japan) to a surprising degree

jin tian wan shang chi shen me hao [???]
what's the last character

呢 ne

It's summer

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1525950087707.webm

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Well lads, I am finally in Beijing

and who are you?

my fucking sides

youtube.com/watch?v=OXm6vpdj5Co

>Published on Mar 25, 2016

sorry too old for sino

youtube.com/watch?v=3dy74EsD1f0

stop posting their videos
cancerous channel

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Cancerous channels are any of the F*lun G*ng ones.

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Source on them losing 100%?

Ford is a $100 billion company, $50-60 in China alone. ZTE is $30 billion. I can tell you who loses more

Ummmm I thought footfag said it was all faked wtf

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fuck off back to cuba
wow that sure is proof enough right
an article on "the upshot"

Nice argument

>you will never have your face smothered by these huge behemoth-sized smelly gook soles

just kill me

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what's the point in living if this won't ever happen to you anyway

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Nepal is distancing itself from India and drawing closer to Chi-

ndtv.com/world-news/new-nepal-government-retracts-multi-billion-power-project-from-china-1849903

I could reform your writing system to have only 30 symbols but a bit more complex grammar. It would be infinitely easier to learn to read and write.

based

Why do normies keep ruining my memes AAAAA

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what's wrong with you peru

Ah yes.Being this pathetic

>be Taiwanese
>start to catch a minor cold
>immediately go to the doctor to get medication

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The GF barely ever goes to a doctor for medication, sometimes I have to push her to get something.

Another chick I know posts a different bag of antibiotics every other week on her IG.

Went to the doc once and got some shit I still don't know what it even was.
Seemed to help at least.
Five different pills ayyy.

They just prescribe shit like it's candy.

Gonna become a doctor and just give them roofies then succ behind the curtains until they wake up again and pretend like they fainted.

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nice anus
i like it

dont post shit like this monkey

>Multinationals from other countries complain about the conditions in China that keep them from turning a profit, but the Taiwanese just quietly go about their business of making money. If the system works through bribes, they bribe. And, not to put too fine a point on it, they are not unduly burdened by western standards of employee or environmental protection. Ailing Lai, boss of Thunder Tiger, which makes model airplanes in its China factory, scoffs at those who claim the mainland is a tough place to turn a buck. “Opening a factory in China today is easier than opening a factory was in Taiwan 20 years ago. It's got better infrastructure, highways, ports, and the cost of labour is one-twentieth that of Taiwan.” No wonder nearly half of all listed Taiwanese firms have manufacturing operations on the mainland, and investment in China rose 22% in the first seven months of the year.

>The result of this rush across the straits is that Taiwanese businesses have created a huge parallel economy in China, almost indistinguishable from China's own. By some estimates, up to a third of consumer goods for export marked “Made in China” are actually made by Taiwanese-owned firms. Analysts attribute more than 70% of the growth in America's trade deficit with China to the exports of Taiwanese firms. Yet to outside eyes this parallel economy is almost invisible: ethnic Chinese working with ethnic Chinese, speaking the same language (Mandarin, although Money runs a close second). There are few outward signs of Taiwanese ownership aside from the occasional “KTV” signs that give the game away. Karaoke TV is a Taiwanese passion.

Woah China is so protectionist and foreigners cannot make a profi-

what are your honest thoughts about german women?

Yeah just ignore the $40 billion in other Chinese investments.

THey have a vagina but they aren't Asian so they're not interesting to me.

im not really into middle-eastern women

India will surpass Chin-

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Notice how China is tea green and India is the color of hindu cow dung?

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hey boland, question here
how to deeply insult a german?