Moving to the states lads edition
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Parker Baker
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Alexander Clark
cara
Easton Williams
ddos hackers from Israel took down alt right.com
Ryder Mitchell
Any yank man in wanna answer some questions I have about moving to the states?
Oliver Edwards
Rape jokes aren't banter, normal lads don't joke about rape.
Ayden Cook
small brain wanting to go to americiecrap
Isaac Hall
annimay
Nicholas Perry
he's a bit slow but he'll get there :)
Mason Kelly
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
Brody Gomez
haha look at him go!
'ri
Evan Butler
wigan has been completely leveled
Henry Davis
>arrest abnormal people
Alri Ellen
Jace Butler
Ironic meme considering most Americans speak Spanish
Christopher Gonzalez
Moving to Japan, had it with England.
Andrew Martinez
Uncle has Alzheimers at 57, I share a lot of features with him like being hairy as fuck even though Dad and Mum aren't. That gives me 30 years until I'm in a home.
William Gomez
Discovered a freakishly long pube off my ballsack that has eluded every shave I have endeavoured for the past God-knows-howlong
Brandon Gutierrez
reckon the reason why there's no anime on brit is because the british government has captured all the incel nonces
Gavin Scott
Moving to Barnsley, had it with Slough.
Joshua Reed
do the genetic test, upload data to promethease
Nicholas Sanchez
#
>the states is the other most grim country in the developed world.
Weird way to spell Britain
You know I’m right no brainlet jpg will change the fact “great” shitain is shit and the people have no freedoms and desperately cling to a failed empire to cope.
James Fisher
why would you move to the states? NZ and Australia are much more similar to the UK than here
Jackson Powell
"""""""DEVELOPED""""""" COUNTRIES/REGIONS THAT ARE ACTUALLY SHITHOLES
1. USA
2. BRITAIN
3. DIRELAND
3. SOUTHERN EUROPE
4. EASTERN EUROPE
5. PISSRAEL
Carter Cook
That's not a pube, it's a cosmic thread. Try yanking on it really hard.
Charles Reed
Mum tells me I'm a world class lover
Joseph Anderson
Moving to some other Scottish shitehole. Had it with this particular shitehole in Scotland
Michael Stewart
britan and the us&a are the grimmest countries in the developed world but for vastly opposing reasons.
Benjamin Adams
>being scared of the authorities
>being scared to say what you think
mongy insectoid runts, the lot of ya.
Ayden Howard
any gamer man in
Ryder Kelly
YOU MAY ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR COUNTRY HAS A HIGHER HDI THAN MISSISSIPPI
Get in here, everybody except the Great Shitstain!
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>51. Mississippi - 0.867
>United Kingdom 0.863
>UK HDI: .863
>Mississippi HDI: .867
>UK GDP per Capita: $35,494
>Mississippi GDP per Capita: $36,967
>UK Unemployment: 7.8%
>Mississippi Unemployment: 7.4%
>UK Muslims: 5,000,000+ (uh oh!)
>Mississippi Muslims: 5,000
Levi Rodriguez
scandanavia is the home of the white man
Jordan Perez
>Telluride, CO
Mason Jones
Yeah I’ll be glad when we are free of your shit country and shit flag.
Alexander Martin
pornhub.com
we're in here lads
Tyler Hall
How are those shale oil deposits goin for ye eh
Ayden James
>southern and eastern europe
>developed
Lucas Howard
>non north americans talking about "generations"
fucking moron
Lucas Wood
gang weed rise up
Brandon Russell
What does it tell?
Matthew Allen
Everywhere in the developed world you trade your freedom for comfort. Welcome to the era of technology, this is your life and if you don't like it move to some backwater hellhole with no security.
There are prices to pay so you can sit in the comfort of your home and complain about how shit it is.
Joshua Diaz
I hope that one day I will be arrested for bantering too hard and get exiled to Australia
Julian Cooper
dublin tomorrow
can't find anything to do apart from get pissed and wander round
Jackson Edwards
a lot of people say mississippi is the worst state in the union. some areas are like subsaharan africa
>1.5x likelier than avg to have rheumatoid arthritis
>2x higher risk of alzheimers
etc.
Colton Stewart
Okay I'm considering a move to the states but I need to pick a shortlist of potential states/locations please help me
Things I like/want
>Want to buy a house with good acreage
>Beautiful rural scenery for long walks with my dogs, preferably mountainous or hilly, not just flat plains
>Not to be shot for being gay (I'm not a flaming faggot but I do have a Husband)
>Fairly open rifle laws, don't really give a fuck about concealed carry or pistols
>Good hunting (from rabbits to deer)
>As white as possible
>Not a die hard liberal area (should be easy because I want to go rural)
James Phillips
Absolutely ASININE argument there
Matthew Wilson
Austin Richardson
the difference with the UK is that life is becoming both less comfortable and less free.
Camden Taylor
our oil is in bituminous sand
Adrian Lewis
no toil no cry
Isaac Johnson
Australia is a monoculture 20years behind the rest of the world. He would never understand the idea of a generation.
Sebastian Perry
You’re probably gonna get stabbed by a black man, pretty likely in any European capital that you’re gonna get robbed by a nigger.
Nathaniel Allen
OK, the 23andme already said I have some Alzheimer gene unfortunately.
Bentley Morales
I seriously don't get what Brits and Euros have in their head when they complain about boomers
that there was a brief period where their parents could afford a 16m^2 flat? that an eight person multi-generational household could afford a single car at one time?
Alexander Ortiz
doesn't work these days lad
do it hard enough and you might get to live by a beach in cuba though
Luke Thomas
shoot
Thomas Reyes
#
OK, the 23andme already said I have some Alzheimer gene unfortunately.
Juan Ward
shut the fuck up you sheltered virgin freak
i'm a big lad that can handle myself and have visited plenty of big cities and walked around the dodgy areas at night
Kayden Fisher
montana
Oliver Myers
>Not to be shot for being gay (I'm not a flaming faggot but I do have a Husband)
smidgen gay there
Angel Phillips
Easton Hall
You are seriously fucking thick
Parker Parker
>yfw Guantanamo in 200 years is the new Gold Coast
Charles Green
Oh woe is me my life is so grim. I sit here 12 hours a day posting on my expensive phone or PC about how hard it is to live in a country.
Bet you think doing captcha is a life struggle.
Ryder Robinson
>acreage
look out west. check north dakota, montana
>scenery, mountains
look out west. idaho, montana, etc.
>gay
colorado
>rifle laws
west but not west coast
>white as possible
idaho
>not liberal
stay outside of cities
Logan Fisher
youtube.com
the tinder match is talking about me
Anthony Powell
Have been told I will not be liked for my faggotry in Montana, even if I keep it to myself. It seems perfect in every way except the fact I'm gay.
see
Grayson Gomez
Blake Cooper
I thought you internet racists liked monocultures
Nathaniel Cook
captcha v2 is more oppressive than jim crow laws
Tyler Nelson
may or may not move to vermont
Ian Hall
go to upstate ny or somewhere in pa since you're a faggot, the area around Wellsboro, Tioga county is pretty nice
Josiah Allen
Would unironically fuck a 60 year old that looked as good as this?
Ayden Parker
imagine being this sheltered
state
Jeremiah Gray
Try Maine. Sounds the best. It is 95.6% White, extremely cheap land, rural, liberal but the people are right-wing, one of the least developed, economy is based on hunting, and the people there do not care enough about other people to care if you are gay as long as you do not prance around with it.
Brandon Perry
Alzheimer? My grandfather left me a Luger to deal with it.
Kayden Roberts
Don’t matter how big or tough you are, niggers are pack animals and will come at you with weapons and in a mob
John Thomas
it's got enough lebs
Blake Hall
might do it ironically
Easton Perez
vermont, literally no debate, especially since youre a cock smoker
Nolan Campbell
>ny
he specified white
Henry Morales
REEEEEE
Julian Gray
lad you're gay why do you want to live in areas where gays aren't accepted
Henry Evans
sue
Adrian Rodriguez
>*gets paid less yearly*
>*will never afford a home and thus will never lay down roots and have a family*
>*will never have a state pension but will still have it dangled in front of him whilst working into his 70s*
>*pays out of my arse for basic shite like tains between cities*
>*gets arrested for shitposting*
the UK is shit for what it is.
would much rather be in denmark or holland or straya or canada or france and so on.
Cameron Phillips
OK, the 23andme already said I have some Alzheimer gene unfortunately.
Luke Ortiz
you the could-fuck-a-62-year-old-lad?
got any details mate
Parker Jones
never happened before
you should probably leave your house once in a while you little freak
Kayden Rodriguez
Only white states are in New England.
Ayden Gomez
Ian Allen
better start drinking super male vitality mate
Kevin Hernandez
Vermont, or western North Carolina
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Tyler Ward
This thread always turns really shit about this time of day
Nicholas Ortiz
are you actually stupid?
do you know what upstate means?
Samuel Foster
cannot for the life of me fathom why someone would get a 23andme.
who fucking cares who shagged who 10000 years ago.
i only care looking forward.
Luke Evans
based denmark
Samuel Lee
the goal gamer gf
Cooper Edwards
>north carolina
Luke Martinez
...
Parker Bell
>would much rather be in denmark or holland or straya or canada or france and so on.
If only you lived in a non oppressive country where you had the freedom to leave.
Luke Allen
oh yeah, western N.C. is really nice
there's a surprising amount of liberals around the state and they'd probably not care if you were a fag
Brandon White