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a r s e
edition

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I could iron my shirt on that back

a new start can be a good idea. i don't think i'd ever do it but it can force a different perspective in some people that enables them to live a happier life

great edition mate

popping to the gf shop, anyone want ewt?

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me on the left

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vaping weed

think if i were a famous musician i wouldn't let adverts use my music, only on the grounds that it would alienate the kinds of people i would want to listen to my music

jewish one or any brunette with big eyes ta

>a r s e
Why not ass?

howling at the pol mongs who idolize bashar al-assad

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made it to oklahoma city lads

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>qt not texting me even though I know she wants to

:s

haha
*surreptitiously opens google*

>pricktown

just the place for you

looks like a rest stop on the highway, not a city

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Australians are so arse bothered by the big bull Britain they changed their currency to dollars, lol.

Reminder.

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I have no one to countersign a new passport. The fuck do I do now?

end me

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The eternal Y*nk

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australians are our greatest allies

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isn't the difference being in an outright gold standard rather than a nominal silver standard like the pound?

probably

it may as well be 2bh

pack your bags matey ;)

straight rolling down the south side of the liffey

jajaja

Amtrak or bus?

get a parent's friend to do it

travel to mexico and cross over to the US side illegally

you'll be given a driver's license, free healthcare, and free education

mango used to be cool
ssbm used to be cool

Nah was born here and was told doctors don't do it any more. Teachers won't remember me nor do I have any employers.

get a dr to do it or something I don't know I'm not a nonce stop insinuating that please.

greyhound

*presents you with an indenture contract*
sign here, and here

Mango is alright desu. He's from the Nintendo LAN party sleepover era. Most of the soy boys merely adopted nintendo.

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piss off cuntface

an ass is a donkey

>Nintendo LAN party

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Because we're English you runt

I am Roman, I speak Roman, I dress Roman, I believe in Roman God

160 canadians died in afghanistan

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idk never owned a nintendo

I think this might be my only option.

can a yank here vocaroo him saying 'twat' please

490 Brits died, don't be a baby.

no they're not i have it on good authority that aussie hate y*nks and regularly lynch them in their town squares

Anyone seen 190cm??

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I don't look forward to anything anymore.

wind your neck in about who's a real nintendo fan then

>b-but I was born here

Pull the other one mate, now get on the plane.

going to barney's amusements in dublin tomorrow

...

fighting against america i hope inshallah

drink up pup

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mates fucking about my plans for the end of term aarrrhggghh hate them

*dabs into the correct thread*

almost 500 lads for the judeo-yank military industrial-congressional blood god

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odds i get off /brit/ for the rest of the night
evens i get off /brit/ and resume shitposting in a few hours

i've owned a nintendo system since i was 5

literal schoolchild

Feels like the world has got a bit more shit since the advent of tech, or at least the wide spread use of it. Hardly see or get spoken to by neighbours and any sense of community in my town is more or less dead.
Sure getting information has never been easier but eh, something feels missing.

can't focus anymore but need to finish this paper
should I chew the rest of my caffeine gum?

uni term

me n the lad

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>i've owned a nintendo system since i was 5

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this should be a death sentence, in a way it already is...

top boiz

child

Wish I could get on a plane mate but I haven't got a passport, that's the problem here.

mate all the freaks in my neighbourhood badger me every time I leave the house, even the autistic irishman that lives next to me and watches anime

two lads ready to take on all the poofters of the world

thank fuck
never return

dua arselipa

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got a tight enough shirt there tone

i'm also a non-virgin

me behind the camera

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yanks are so stiflingly outgoing, the amount of social interaction i get in yankland is positively exhausting

i'm 23 years old
very odd definition of a child

About 20 years ago I used to see people walking up and down my street and the local parks full of families enjoying time outside, but now they're deserted and run down and I see pretty much no one outside bar dog walkers or people going or coming home from work.

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my boy teddy k

why are you still at uni at 23?

you cannot be an adult if you're under 25

simple as

nice
this was me
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took a gap year
was seriously ill last year (not depression) so i had to retake my final year
i fucking hate hate hate it but what can you do

An iPhone is more fun than a swing set. Deal with it.

phwoar, good arse.

>went into work early
>stayed late

So this is what it means to toil

Fix me a drink, smoke me a spliff, I'm clarting this bitch, she right on the sink

She can't even blink, I can't even think, the pussy turn red, straight from the pain

She's all up in Mink, I can channel her, she's know that I came with the binge

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need a bf lads

flight toil in 10 hours

don't think it's the case in most places, at least neighbourhoods especially newer suburbs. I'm in an old, narrower neighbourhood where I can't avoid people if I go out for a run or walk my dog through the park

it's this long line basically where everyone passing wants to strike up a conversation

how pissed should a person get at a wedding?

walked past a lass mowing the lawn in her bra and knickers earlier

could not fabricate

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europeons?
outrageously drunk and be friendly and open for that event once a month
normal people?
just enough to feel open to dancing a bit

Couldn't even afford clothes, Brexit Britain is a sham.