>be me
>wake up, it's 2069
>lay in gigantic bed I both with 2 litecoin
>"two or three bitches on my side that's a great habit"
>pay them 1 nano each
>they buy themselves enough drugs for a year
>go out
>see homeless man
>probably had bcash in 2020 when it went to 0
>give him give him 0.03 Cardano
>he starts crying, thanking me
>walk away
>by now bitcoin is worth multiple millions
>im one of the 7 people in the world who own it
>buy ticket for hyperloop with 0.001 Nano to travel to the next spaceship hangar
>one of the fastest ships in the world
>bouth it with 55 Monero
>fly to my private island I both with 0.0420btc
>arrive
>open door to my billion dollar mansion, both that shit in 2045 when bitcoin was still 554k, shit investment
>open pc
>starts in 0.4s
>open blockport (the only exchange left)
>make 100k in a few minutes
>bored
>its getting dark
>pay 0.1eth to get into Elon musk's mars elevator
>arrive
>bump into elon
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
>eveything on mars runs on iota
>buy one ice cream
>pay with bitcoin
>people start screaming and laying out red carpets
>everyone pulls their phone out to take pictures
>walk away
>get into my mars mansion
>50 women are waiting for me
>give them all 0.05eth
>they all instantly cum
>its getting late
>go to local club
>for some reason they wont let me in
>buy the whole fucking building with 0.23nano
>go in
>dump all my shitcoins like Verge and Tron on the people inside
>they think they will make it
>go out
>bored
>still no gf
Be me
Ryder Carter
Oliver Adams
>2069
>op, even with all that money, never took an english course or hired a tutor to make him not sound like a complete street shitter
Gavin Rivera
>bouth it
>Both that shit
>Open PC
Fucking pajeets please leave this board.
Gabriel Johnson
What language are you even speaking?
Carter Myers
imagen working on something just to have american nazis bully you
Chase Morris
>see homeless man
>probably had bcash in 2020 when it went to 0
keked hard
Jason Cox
just imagen
David Reyes
I'm from Venezuela and I ain't no American pig. It just happens I know how to fucking decently speak English
Joshua Diaz
if we live for 80 years ill probably die around 2077.
Damn that seems a lil too short
Adrian Lee
>im one of the 7 people in the world who own it