>be me
>wake up, it's 2069
>lay in gigantic bed I both with 2 litecoin
>"two or three bitches on my side that's a great habit"
>pay them 1 nano each
>they buy themselves enough drugs for a year
>go out
>see homeless man
>probably had bcash in 2020 when it went to 0
>give him give him 0.03 Cardano
>he starts crying, thanking me
>walk away
>by now bitcoin is worth multiple millions
>im one of the 7 people in the world who own it
>buy ticket for hyperloop with 0.001 Nano to travel to the next spaceship hangar
>one of the fastest ships in the world
>bouth it with 55 Monero
>fly to my private island I both with 0.0420btc
>arrive
>open door to my billion dollar mansion, both that shit in 2045 when bitcoin was still 554k, shit investment
>open pc
>starts in 0.4s
>open blockport (the only exchange left)
>make 100k in a few minutes
>bored
>its getting dark
>pay 0.1eth to get into Elon musk's mars elevator
>arrive
>bump into elon
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
>eveything on mars runs on iota
>buy one ice cream
>pay with bitcoin
>people start screaming and laying out red carpets
>everyone pulls their phone out to take pictures
>walk away
>get into my mars mansion
>50 women are waiting for me
>give them all 0.05eth
>they all instantly cum
>its getting late
>go to local club
>for some reason they wont let me in
>buy the whole fucking building with 0.23nano
>go in
>dump all my shitcoins like Verge and Tron on the people inside
>they think they will make it
>go out
>bored
>still no gf
Be me
>2069
>op, even with all that money, never took an english course or hired a tutor to make him not sound like a complete street shitter
>bouth it
>Both that shit
>Open PC
Fucking pajeets please leave this board.
What language are you even speaking?
imagen working on something just to have american nazis bully you
>see homeless man
>probably had bcash in 2020 when it went to 0
keked hard
just imagen
I'm from Venezuela and I ain't no American pig. It just happens I know how to fucking decently speak English
if we live for 80 years ill probably die around 2077.
Damn that seems a lil too short
>im one of the 7 people in the world who own it
>Be op
>It's 2069
>Be buried and decomposing since 2064
>eveything on mars runs on iota
They all must be extremely fat, as nothing on IOTA runs or even walks.
>2069 WW III over
> u cant "both" a shit with crypto because all electronic was destroyed
>use gold and rocks instead
Obviously the best part..
>bump into elon
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
*bought
No one will ever love you
>Damn that seems a lil too short
Sounds like you seriously overpaid those three bitches in your bed.
>It just happens I know how to fucking decently speak English
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH oh my god the fucking Venezuelan baboon actually believes that it can "decently speak English."
No delicia. No.
>having so many coins you dont even give a Shit
also on earth everything is expensive as fuck
>2069
>43 years since the first bomb hit
>tend to small vegetable garden as I gaze upon the sun bleached landscape
BOUGHT. not both, not bothe..BOUGHT you fag
Also, terrible story
>make 100k in a few minutes
Make 100k of what? Assuming USD isn't around by this point.
Nice story. Feel bad for litecoin being so undervalued compared to BTC.
>2043
>17 years after the bombs fell
>checking on one of my cockroach silos
>garbage truck arrives to dump food for my roaches, 100% organic
>tip the AI piloting it 0.02 MIOTA, AIs are people too you know
>think about torching the silos and letting megacity #12 starve to death
>hear sirens
>thought police coming to seize my property and arrest me
>they don't know about my LINK
>hijack satellite orbital laser network
>thought police shuttles crashing left and right, destroying some silos
>grab the trezor, drive to the nearest station
>pay in 0.0012 XMR for hyperloop to Mexico
>by now bitcoin is worth multiple millions
>im one of the 7 people in the world who own it
>buy one ice cream
>pay with bitcoin
Nice job you fucking retard. Now 8 people in the world own it
>implying it's gonna take until 2020 for bcash to hit zero
totally unbelievable larp tbqh
>bump into elon
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
>see homeless man
>probably had bcash in 2020 when it went to 0
I'm standing in line at the DMV in tears laughing at these
>Feel bad for litecoin being so undervalued compared to BTC
don't, I actually had no idea what im writing for the most part. thanks tho :)
this. acually good story
nice
you don't know how happy it makes me that I could make you laugh
thanks haha
yea he paid several people in bitcoin. so its like 9 now
>MC donalds Manager slaps you behind the head
> Manager "user quit day dreaming and get back to work"
so that homeless man made it to at least 70, while spending the last 40 years on the streets? based bum, shoulda given him more than $0.000001 worth of cardano
>>bump into elon
>>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
>bump into elon
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
Top fucking kek
OP is practicing english. That's good.
Don't let the shitters discourage you, OP.
I hold eos and I kek'd at those too.
>>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
kek
>no gf
>get to fuck lots of girls anyway
Not seeing a problem here.
>shills me on EOS, which is still not finished
brilliant