How do I unironically make the $4,000 within 21 days to pay an outstanding negative charge I have on my account...

How do I unironically make the $4,000 within 21 days to pay an outstanding negative charge I have on my account? Crypto failed me and I lost all my money in my account being stupid. Please biz, ,my pathetic life depends on it.

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suck $200 worth of cock a day

dammit lol

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Sell whatever electronic device you're posting this shit on, for a start.

this, hope you have kneepads

I can think only couple of ways to make it without any real income.
Stay up the whole month, jumping on every single low cap shitcoin that seems to be making moves and sell every time you've made like 50-100%
That or take the biggest loan you can get and put it all on red at online casino, but that's fucking terrible way of going at it.
Or just sell whatever you own.

take a loan senpai

Well what skills do you have, can you do freelance shit like web dev or are you a complete NEET?

Keepads or WAN

I know how to HTML code and design websites/ dropship as well as use facebook advertising, but I don't think I have enough time for that

sling some drugs. if to pussy to do so. use your body, sell some plasma. that still will not be enough. i suggest going on some site and posting yourself for "services"

Steal something worth $4000, or steal 4 things worth $1000.

I thought biz was against nog behavior like that? Plus what the fuck do you steal that's worth $4k lmao

OP you should not have gambled, fuckin degenerate
This is what happens, you have to learn

6 smartphones should do the job

Scamming or selling drugs. Not joking your only options. Unless you have like 5-10k to invest.

great money until you get shot.

>ask relatives and friends for money and never pay them back

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Do a cash advance that's free for a year and then pay Peter to rob Ron Paul with more credit cards until you can pay it off.

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