My best friend Billy's birthday is Tomorrow and i don't have a gift picked out for him yet
What do i do int!
My best friend Billy's birthday is Tomorrow and i don't have a gift picked out for him yet
buy him a gift?
get him a card bro
Shot him
wrap your dong bro haha
Suck his cock
give your semen
Holy shit, that's my name and tomorrow is my birthday
NSA no jokes pls my heart can't take it
Happy birthday in advance.
thanks user
Give him a brojob
Give him a blowjob
sucky sucky
Get some shaving cream, a razor, and some aftershave, go to your bathroom and take your time shaving your entire body (even the arms). Don't rush it.
Oh no. Wait, before you do that, take a nice shower and exfoliate the skin first.
After you're done, you apply a liberal amount of aftershave (preferably, without alcohol) and you walk around your home with just your underwear on, so you can avoid irritation. You can touch yourself and enjoy the smooth feeling if you want to.
So anyway, when it's tomorrow, you go to him and you go on all fours, apologising to him. Offer him the pleasures of the flesh. Give him a brojob, but don't just stop there. Offer him to touch your smooth body; he'd very likely pop a boner - and then, things would escalate quickly, without either of you realising until it's over.
magnificent post
utterly based homo poster
that's fucking gay
Buy some foods and drinks.
Buy him ticket to las Vegas
Spread your ass cheeks for him
alcohol or money
Literally default gift you can give to anyone
make some massage tickets for him.
it's free and no cost.