Angry bird attacks a couple in Finland

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Angry Metso bird threatens a couple who were driving with their car because the bird perceived them as invading its own territory.

If a Metso would actually get a chance to attack on a persons face, there would be bad injuries. But inside the car it is safe.

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cute bird

Anyone have the webm of two of these monstrosities sizing each other up and then a based eagle comes and B's them both TFO.

Why are birbs such cunts?

I will come to Finland and eat it

Based

we are all at the mercy of the birbs to be honest

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all the nice ones were killed
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The surviving bird species are right to be angry at mankind

lamo just bribe them, ya dingaling.

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What do you mean

cute

Dios te salve MarĂ­a, llena eres de gracia.

If a Metso would actually get a chance to attack on a persons face, there would be bad injuries
what if I punched the bird in its fucking face?

You can kill it by snapping its neck, granted you don't let it peck or claw your eyes out. There was a news story about some 10yo boy who did this to a metso that tried to take over their yard.

They subsist extensively on pine needles, so the meat is rather strong tasting.

lmao @ mongoloid sissies

its not very tough if it can be killed by an unprepared ten year old buy

oh! does that mean my meat is strong tasting too?

Is it as yummy as it looks?

Well, it's basically a wild chicken. A bit bigger but not much.

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They live in Scotland only

Nope, it ranges from Finland, to Norway and Faroe Island and finally to Scotland too

the real ones live here

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I should come to Finland to eat this onyly
is he finland national hero in finland

Now playing Ukkometso: youtube.com/watch?v=ts_Lw3qrTfM

>Angry Metso bird threatens a couple who were driving with their car because the bird perceived them as invading its own territory.
If anyone cared to think about it, humans originated in Africa so we're an invasive species in most of the globe.

All bird species are edible although some (mostly carnivores and scavengers) don't taste very good.

Metso eats mostly plant based food I believe
Especially it likes berries and berries taste good for people too