/brit/ cute anime girl avatar edition
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nikolas
16 yr old hapa girls with big titties and extremely tight vaginas
Just want to know what her farts smell like.
why can't canadians english good
yes this definitely happened
The absolute state of Plutos orbit lads
Look at this shit
You've watched a TV game-show many times, and have become familiar with the format. You appear on the show and become that week's winner. Three boxes are put in front of you. In one, is the star prize. You must pick which box to open, and you will claim the contents of the one you pick.
You pick one, and the host says "Are you sure that's the one you want? There's still time to change your mind." He always does this, so this doesn't surprise you. He only does that to raise the tension for the purpose of entertainment. You stick to your guns.
"Okay," says the host, "I'll just open one of the other two boxes, and then we'll see if you want to change your mind." He opens one of the two boxes which you did not pick, and it is empty. Again, this is nothing unfamiliar. "There are two boxes left," he says. "Do you want to change now, or stick with the one you picked?"
Should you stick, or swap? Does it make no difference?
i want the goat
It genuinely did
I remember the tweet
Have no clue why the username is hidden
Should you stick, or swap? Does it make no difference?
yeah, I'm saying the poltard who tweeted it made it up
opening the other doors doesn't alter my odds of winning
It did and the tweet in OPs picture is the reason for it lmao
It.
Did.
Happen.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Does it make no difference?
It does but I'm retarded and can't remember why
no it didn't
stick or swap you fucking dribblers
yes yes that's all well and good but have we heard the take from the radical catholic with an anime nazi avatar?
Swap
You chose to swap.
Well done.
While neither sticking nor swapping will guarantee the star prize, if you swap, you will DOUBLE your chances of winning. This may strike you as odd. Most people insist that there is a fifty:fifty chance of winning regardless whether you stick or you swap. This is not so. I'll try and explain why.
You start with three possibilities, which I shall call X,Y and Z. You pick X. The chance that X is the star prize is one in three. There is therefore a two in three chance that you have picked the wrong box. You are twice as likely to have picked the wrong box as you are to have picked the right box.
There are two boxes that you didn't pick: Y and Z. It is absolutely certain that either Y or Z does not contain the star prize. There is only one box with the star prize in it, so one of the two unpicked boxes MUST be empty.
The game-show host reveals that Y is empty. You now have to chose whether to stick with X, which has a one-in-three chance of being the star prize, or to swap to Z, which has the one in three chance which it started with PLUS the one-in-three chance of Y, which has been eliminated. You were probably wrong to have picked X, but that Y was empty is now a certainty. If you were probably wrong to have picked X, then one of Y and Z was probably the right choice. That remains true now that one of the two unpicked boxes has been eliminated from the decision. If you swap, you have a two-thirds chance of winning, if you stick, you have a one-third chance.
If you ever find yourself in this situation, follow my advice, and swap. If you then lose, don't blame me. You will just have been unlucky.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
you are all weird
realised I'm not losing my sex drive just lost my attraction to the gf
about to take off boys
Good morning boys, not going to Jow Forums because it’s full of meatheads.
Any idea how I can lose a bit off my stomach? Been dieting and lost a bit off my top, just fat is lingering round my belly. What do?
kill the poor
an excellent policy suggestion
>racemixing spammer is a beady eyed Anglo and named Ryan
Makes me think
Despise fat people
absolute unit
Wait till you see the 10th planet's orbit
despise tarquins
want them gone
9th. pluto isn't a planet
hey fuck you
>kill povvos
>neighbourhoods suddenly look cleaner, smarter, middle class people can move into them and improve them
>kill tarquins
>whole economy collapses
easy to see who's more expendable
RESULTS ARE IN LADS
I'm basically the opposite of a 'sperg. I have an off-the-charts emotional intelligence quotient. Not sure what to make of this.
Turns out Japan has had their own version of the “Alt-Right” for over a decade, fueled by an anonymous message board suspiciously called “2-chan”. They've managed to influence powerful rightist lobbies and those rightist lobbies have influenced the government to crack down on commies infiltrating the education system. The right hasn't secured full power in Japan, but it’s apparently made an impact.
don't care what any chart says, you're a fucking spastic
simple as
that's BPD isn't it?
does everyone hate you
the underclass are the cultural powerhouse of UK
smoke me a kipper
is 47k a good salary for a grad job lads?
povvo hands typed this post
didn't care virgin
you'll barely scrape by in London
>BPD
No mate. I'm not mentally ill. I am just really good at reading people, is all.
>does everyone hate you
No most people are indifferent and a couple think I'm a bit weird.
I thought all Japs were capitalist xenophobes anyway
this lad knows his stuff
strong believer that we're all a bit mental in one way or another
the opposite of a sperg is not a good thing
it's cluster A
what did you actually mean
My post is very important, pay attention
Wish I’d done a Deano degree so I could piss about in some management position in some soulless company for dosh instead of a brain degree where every day is exhausting and you get paid pennies
>I'm not mentally ill. I am just really good at reading people, is all.
You wouldn't believe how many mentally ill people I've heard say just this thing, no joke.
Well sorry I was being a bit hyperbolic. I am entirely normal, just above average at reading people. I don't have a personality disorder.
In Jow Forums idiot.
wanna play poker
Sigh. I understand why you would think me delusional, now. I cannot prove otherwise without doxxing myself.
When I'm not reading up on accelerationism or racial differences I'm busy getting nudes from random girls online
omw to toil
have nothing but contempt for /mu/core runts that listen to things simply to fit in with other people who listen to things simply to fit in with other people who listen to things simply to fit in with other people who etcetera
my hair is black
Never tried it. I will give it a go some time though.
hello Manuel
>turned right on boarding
don't even talk to me, scum
toil lads
what's your commute like
25 minute long bus journey
is it possible to be good at poker without being autistic
15 minutes filtering through traffic
15 minute bike ride
gonna catch the 0815 staircase to the kitchen to make some eggs before switching to the 0830 bus back up to my bedroom to watch blue planet
nah, Helmuth, Negranu, Dwan, Locke are all massively autistic
germans must be great at poker then
good lad
Post finnish memes
who /neet/ here?
1.5 hour train and bus
Absolutely not
My life has meaning
get a grip
>implying an anti-squirrel cage can keep me away from deez nuts
me
hate it
was ok at first but now i'm panicking and feel like shit
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
haha no lad. working from home today.
Who up
>was ok at first but now i'm panicking and feel like shit
Happened to me
:(
i've probably spent about a third of my life masturbating
I'm employed by the DWP.
>ask her something
>she blanks me
>ask her not to blank me
>woops lmao sorry
no respect at all
i don't think that i can take it
because it took so long to bake it
My cat turns into a robot and malfunctions if I put one of them on and it falls off within 2 minutes as she bangs into walls etc.
housekeeper desu
Standing on Mt. Utopia, you may condemn them for their sins, which are undeniably scarlet, but after all the condemnations are made, there still remains one startling, magnificent, unalterable truth – the European people, and only the European people, created a civilization based on their love of the God-Man, Jesus Christ.
Tragically, we must also come to grips with a second unalterable truth – the European people, with a few exceptions, have returned to the Babylon night of paganism. By the term ‘unalterable truth’ I mean we cannot alter the fact that the Europeans have returned to Baal. I do not say that their return is necessarily permanent; it is not written that we must remain chained to the rock of Prometheus with the demonic minions of Satan pecking at our entrails. If we grasp the two truths, that the European people created a civilization with Jesus Christ at its center and that they have now abandoned that Christ-centered civilization, we can climb out of hell and see His cross before our eyes instead of Satan’s kingdom of eternal night.
Satan, in a perverse imitation of the parable of the lost sheep, does not concern himself with the colored races. They are not lost, he has them in his fold. But he is very concerned about the European people. For years they were ‘lost’; they belonged to the Good Shepherd. Of course in Satan’s eyes, the Good Shepherd is not the good shepherd, He is evil. In order to separate the Europeans from Christ, Satan had to use the same subtlety he used in the Garden of Eden. He had to appeal to the Europeans’ intelligence. He didn’t bid them deny Christ, instead he told them to adjust their thinking about God. He asked them to be more intellectual.