/brit/ >white guy starts talking about his problems edition

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bunch of squares fuck off

Forst indian itt

well ard

dunno why this 'tanned australian' keeps posting here nobody likes him and he gets SEETHING when people post banter and sarcasm

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>white guy starts talking about his problems edition

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tfw runts want to extend brexit transition period so we can be fucked with uncertainty for even longer

is this the liberian/librarian vine lad
love him

girl tried to "rescue" me today and interrupted my pool training. not impressed

I thought he was white?

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anyone got the pic of the girl with the can of sweetcorn on her back

pull the bandaid off quickly I say

>>white guy starts talking about his problems edition

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club tropicana, drinks are free
fun and sunshine, there's enough for everyone

They would rather see us fail than succeed, just to say I told you so. They WANT to fuck us for longer, in the hopes we'll come running back to the EU, they WANT the economy to go to shit, and for their lives to be worse, just so they have someone else to blame. It's fucking crazy. Imagine actually wanting your country to fail just to play the moral high ground. I don't like Theresa May, but I hope she does well, she isn't so far, but I hope she does. There are people right now who want her to cause the biggest economic crisis in UK History just so they can claim the EU is the lesser of two evils.

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Reported the meme arrow guy who posts pictures of kekistanis and magapedes

just preordered the labo

I need a proper black african mate
If I wasn't such a shut in autist and didn't grow up north of the Brisbane River I would probably already have one

>the founder of India's most evil news channel is son of an irishwoman

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why is the current state of the economy the fault of brexit, but the 2008 crash where we lost a trillion pounds not the fault of the EU?

i think youll find that was the bankers the bonuses

dont understand why conservatives are so fucking incompetent (labour as well as they clearly have no plan as well) to not have any sort of plan for the referendum result

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current crop of politicians are completely worthless cretins, hang them all

no. I have a gf btw

t. Chang in transition

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>I'm a shut in autist from QLD
>Let me tell you about foreign politics and worldly morality

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>tfw 1/8th Irish

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>have a few beers with the gf
>she starts giving me shit about my friends
>stay calm
>she buys 4 beers on the way (£6)
>says I never pay, despite me having paid £25 on drinks today, nearly £20 more than her
>stay calm
>accuses me of trying something with the checkout girl
>stay calm
>get to her place
>she randomly goes out again without telling me
>notice she's gone, decide fuck it, text her that I'm leaving, take my shit and leave
was I in the wrong here?

>I am a good driver, I drive.

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its for freediving, not gay speedo swimming. she thought I was drowning because I had been static underwater for 2mins

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margaret

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so you're admitting you can't answer that then?

god i wish i was her

Imagine pushing out a baby only for it not to have a head, bloody mental innit.

it was clearly the yanks

>I think bigots hide behind religion
the mother on israel folau repeating what religion taught him

nah she sounds batshit m8

if after 10 years of analysis you still don't understand how the 2008 crash happened then yes you are a king brainlet

They're career politicians. This is the issue. The job to them isn't because they care about our country, our people, our past, present or future. They don't give a rats arse, regardless of policies they may spew, none of the major parties give a fuck. All they care about is furthering their personal political career and making money. they're as bad as monarchists at this point. They've just become the new nobility, with just as much moral grandstanding.

No

>she thought I was drowning because I was drowning

sounds like there is a deeper problem here and resentment is brewing, find out what the problem is

>They're career politicians. This is the issue. The job to them isn't because they care about our country, our people, our past, present or future. They don't give a rats arse, regardless of policies they may spew, none of the major parties give a fuck. All they care about is furthering their personal political career and making money. they're as bad as monarchists at this point. They've just become the new nobility, with just as much moral grandstanding.

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Are Elliot's videos still on YouTube? The one in the car park by the golf club was very comfy tbqhwy.

i'm well aware of how it happened, but if people use brexit as a scapegoat i see no reason it can't be said the other way round

>The American is a bootlicker
Wow I'm shocked.

I was holding my breath, not drowning

I won't stop until I get a nickname
actually I won't stop then either

are you trying to say brexit was a result of the 2008 crash?

She sounds like a mental case. But then again, what woman isn't utterly fucking mental?

All I've learned from dating is that women do not deserve the right to vote.

I want to lead a batallion of 500 White Protestant Britons across the Caucauses slaughtering every Russian subhuman in our way

You're leftypol aussie mong it's already your nickname

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They deleted them but there is a 14 video reading of his manifesto which is funny.

>I'm an older KHV than Elliot Rodger
haha what am i like

>>The American is a bootlicker
>Wow I'm shocked.

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Said it before and I'll say it again, Brexit means Brexit.

#granitebrexitnow

I'm nearing him
Haha classic

that baby looks like its got something wrong with it

i'm 33 haha

yeah but that one's a 19 year old from melbourne
I'm a 40 year old from redcliffe

I see
she is apparently in love with me, but I'm not with her
I think she's sad that the feelings aren't exactly mutual, but then again it's still not an excuse to be a headcase

getting a gf isnt as fun as it looks lads

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bit racist mate

Calm down Barry x

apparently a mate feels like me and another mate have crossed the line between banter and bullying
they're a good mate so think I'll need to calm it down for a bit but that will be hard considering the shit they come out with

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no, im the one who gets accused of that

Remember when Elliot Rodger did that video and talked about how he was going to hit up the hottest sorority house on campus and SLAUGHTER all those fucking whores. But then on the day, he knocked the door and nobody answered so he just went home.

But you get to have sex

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Even arabs are mocking americans

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run to the hills m8

/brit/ is getting a bit boring now

much prefer trolling reddit these days

>I did the swastika pose! Haha! Cute!
OwO

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explain

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>tfw landed my oneitis
>tfw we were officially "seeing each other"
>tfw it was both the best time and the absolute worst time of my life
Jesus H. Macey, I do not enjoy relationships. Maybe she was just a mental patient or something, but fucking hell it was just the most excruciating shit the second we weren't actually in person together.

Yeah he's high as fuck

only brainlets think that it'll be Trump that causes a catastrophic/great global historic event. He's not the harbinger of the Happening, he's the foreshadowing of the harbinger. He's the Sulla not the Julius Caesar, he's John the Baptist not Christ.

NOTICE ME

incels have gone to far

trying the Diazepam
bit different to xanax I think

why are indian men so perverted?

That's a shame, my favourite part of the video I was thinking of is when he sees his reflection on his car and goes "Oh, who's that? Just me - Elliot, in all my fabulous magnificence"

Will probably listen to the manifesto AR some point.

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still not sure how i feel about gf's
my first and only was legitimately nuts but the cuddles were always fantastic

Situps are good for health

imagine if the norks turned one of them into a sleeper cell

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like get off the plane and shank him?
that would be interesting

you're literally soooo pathetic omggggg

maybe Jow Forumsbraincels is more your style

Ye, they had em for a few years could have done something based, like how everyone has forgot they literally killed a U.S Citizen and sent his braindead body back to the family

America is a nigger-spic shithole where everyone does opioids and shoots each other

so many drunk homeless chavs come up to you in newcastle

just like, ummm, FUCK off??????

Would absolutely love to Manchurian Candidate that dickhead with 10 years' worth of free tae kwon do training