EUROVISION 2018

The official stream in about 9 hours
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Recap of all songs being sung today
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Slovenia is a QT btw

*plunders your eurovision*

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If dubs Albania wins Eurovision

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Kudos to Serbia for actually showcasing their culture and not bringing another Americanised radio-friendly song. I hope they get through. Will be voting for them tonight.

Russia will make it to the final and there's nothing you can do about it

Qualifiers (in no order):

Norway
Sweden
Denmark
Australia
Ukraine
Hungary
Moldova
Netherlands
Poland
Slovenia

It would be a tragedy if it does. It's objectively the worst song in the contest.

I WANT TO EAT SWEDEN'S ASS

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Did we qualify?

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>that pic
classic mpalkan humor

Worst performance of the evening

The second semi-final doesn't matter because Cyprus will win Saturday.

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WE

Why did she dye her hair bl*Nde
She looks much better with her natural hair

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Do you also have a junior songfestival in your cunt?

youtube.com/watch?v=8EBhN9G_umw

She looked dead inside and like she really didn't not want to be there. I felt so bad for her :(

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The only time Sweden has ever failed to qualify for the finals was in 2010 with Anna Bergendahl's "This Is My Life".

So why am I so worried that we won't make it?

why are they singing in english? why is there a nigress next to that two dutch girls?

Because this year's song is not good.

For the audience. I think it's a preselection for the Junior Eurovision. So it needs to appeal to a wide international audience.

The black girl is from a colony, Suriname. She has to carry their equipment and dance for them.

I like the song desu but that live performance was awful. Our live performances has been shit in the past few years, mostly because we send singers with not so powerful vocals.

Our best song/performance imo
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all of my friends will vote portugal. you should too

I'm a white guy, and I got no swag.

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>bl*Nde

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Great song 2bh. It should have been top 5.

Was that the last time you qualified for the final?

>2012

Our best year

We got the fifth place
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Why are there so many countries singing in English... It would be so much more interesting if everyone sang in their own language I think

vote hungery

Terrible song. Your best entry was in 2010.

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I think yes, we haven't qualified for 4 or 5 years in the final

>Terrible song

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Your singers put the average eurovision singer to shame. Holy fuck what a voice

portugal will run 8th now

Why is screaming about tea lmao?

hungary go!

Rona is a top class singer
Top class never compete for Eurovision, they leave place for youngsters, but the only reason she went in 2012 was because it was our 100th anniversary of independence

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Qaj means cry


>Juliana Pasha
FUCKKK she reminds me of my childhood crush from Smallville

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How the fuck did Saara "Eggshit" Aalto get into the finals with her generic piece of shit pop song?

Also why does Israel take part in Euro-vision?

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What about bush-pepe?

He's literally a new singer, before Festivali i Kenges he had only sung in clubs

Please no, let's just drop this shitty contest.

Why do Finnish people hate Saara, I am genuinely curious

We usually send pretty meh songs, but this time our edgy anime OP is actually the best song in the competition.

Are Bebe Rexha, Dua Lipa and Rita Ora popular in Albania?

Dua is especially hot.

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Literally nobody cares

yes they are

>Why do Finnish people hate Saara
Here's the summary
>No originality
>Is only famous because she was in the British X-Factor
>Terrible personality
>Lesbian (Not really a reason to hate her, but how she gets paraded for being one is)
And especially how she got chosen to represent Finland in Eurovision is in my opinion the biggest reason to hate her

>Finnish state-sponsored media Yle (like the BBC) arranges a competition each year to choose a representative for Eurovision
>This is called "The contest of new music" or UMK for short¨
>This contest has been held each year and every representative has been chosen from that
>Except Saara Aalto
>This year Yle suddenly disqualified every participant in UMK and chose Aalto instead, whom hadn't even taken place in the contest
>It essentially was the biggest middle finger to participant
>Especially when in an interview Aalto said she doesn't care about winning but instead she wants to have fun

>tldr
Yle's dictatorial decision to choose a mediocre pop-dyke and her indifference to this contest

What's his song about?

Reminder that the hot Greek-Albanian girl who sings for Cyprus is getting porked by a Fernando Martínez.

WUZ

Why do Spanish people like fucking ugly trannies?

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this guy love gayreece and is catholic fuck him

Based albanian starting this thread. Well done on qualifying.

They won't. They will have been destroyed by the juries and will probably get almost no points. They have 4 allies in this final. Even if those 4 countries give them 12 points in jury and televote (which won't happen) they would have 96 points, not enough to qualify. Also most of the pro russia vote will be going to Alexander Rybak from Norway (born in Belarus). Russia had a good run, but like azerbaijan on tuesday it will come to an end.

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apparently the netherlands did really bad in the jury show

>Greek-Albanian girl

>Greek
>Girl

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I will go to eurovision in 3 years with Greece screencap this post

the armenian guy should have qualified

he has the best voice by far

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If Russia does not qualify then Cyprus is virtually guaranteed a victory. Georgia might absorb the Caucasus if it qualifies but I don’t see them getting much help from the Balkans.

Why didn't Croatia or Switzerland qualify?

I BELIEVE

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ku jeni shqipe :)

WE WUZ VIKANGZ

>If Russia does not qualify
Russia can't sing to save her life goddamn
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I don't really like the Dutch song, but I hope he qualifies. It's good to have a mix of genres in the final rather than the usual club bangers/ballads.

this is russia btw
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Quality has never been an issue for Russian qualification in this contest.

*blocks your path*

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russia should have sent this

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Azerbaijan is also one of those countries who quilify for the finals each and every time but didn't managed to do so this time.
It's at #12 according to the bookmakers so it might still qualify.

>slavs attempting english

absolutely disgusting

She will win

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>denmark montenegro georgia
have the same song

lol

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that bitch is unironically an ashkali but doesn't admit it because they have the same reputation as gypsies so she larped as mexican instead

>I won't break

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She has said bad things about Finland while living on London. Still Finland IS the only place she is known in. She was also a bully in school

>ashkali
What's that?

egyptians

also bringing the cringe back. I can't wait until she does this and nobody claps
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she looks portuguese

Im gonna be clapping from home

Shes such a qt
Shame she dyed her hair
I think shes trying to pull up some Frozen shit

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She was born on the coast. Everybody looks like that there.

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Would he win Eurovision?

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>Im gonna be clapping from home

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pink haired girls are cute

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imagine the scenes if this dude just walks up in primetime tv, millions of european households tuned in watching Eurovision with their families and he just starts screaming ' NIGGAS IFFY UH, BLICKY GOT THE STICKY UH '

would be absolutely based
would be based

would probably lead in a new reinassance for europe, seeing the consequences of race mixing

He is degenerate enough, so probably yes.

I just realised this was in Eurovision

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this too

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this too

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who the fuck voted her is what i want to know

I will represent greece in eurovision singing in spanish

oh wait they don't need to reveal the votes for semifinals only for the finals
it was obviously imposed by the jury

>eurovision with Jow Forums

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don't be butthurt, i also hated FUERGO
makes me even want that the israeli chicken won a little.. just a little