/brit/ vaporwave edition

NIGGER

who the fuck goes to an irish pub in the UK
bizzare sophistry

surrounded by white people

assuming control

Fuck off nonce

Yank tourists presumably

fuck off nonce

did the papua new guinea poster die of aids?

people like you are why there are no male role models in primary school

...

Car was made in England
Never been to an Irish pub, I go to an English one.
Don't drink Belgian beer.
Hate Indian food and Kebabs (also actual kebabs don't fucking look like that processed meat stick they serve here).
Chair was made in England, not Swedish tat.
I watch American films quite a bit but that's about it. don't have a TV, it is an American computer.

Miss working in a primary school. Could barely even consider it work and I got to go home for lunch and break and all that. Did less than hour of actual work every day and still got paid haha

why are the irish such massive culture vultures?

Too cowardly and lazy to suicide, but wouldn’t mind if a bus or lorry just decided to squish me one day soon.

>hate indian food
pleb

nonce patrol

scotty and the ninjas!!!!!

dont appreciate being called a nonce for being a primary school teacher, im sculpting young MINDS here

>Miss working in a primary school
odd name for a teacher haha

Sorry but any male primary school teacher is a nonce.

the internet culture of 2006-2011 which celebrated random, quirky, tongue in cheek, immature humour looks totally foreign to the internet culture of 2018. in 2014, the culture of 06-11 would be cringeworthy and extremely Reddit. But to 2018, it looks no different from post-post-ironic shitposting...except it was completely serious at the time

talking about an era where "pwned", "noob" "XD", "ROFL" "trollface" were all used in common parlance

Me on the left BTFO some EU larping slag

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>people like you are why there are no male role models in primary school

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love NZ posters

This is obvious pseudo intellectualism, the reason deserts created more inspired people than forests is that deserts are harder and require more knowledge, more tools and constant progress (if you want your society to expand). Forests in the hunter gatherer days were fucking gardens of eden. That said I live in the welsh valleys and climbing up onto the mountains, getting out of the bush to see the horizon 50+ miles away, even with satellites and cars, even though I've been to pretty much everywhere in sight one time or another, there is something quite wonderful about it. I doubt it has any effect on our evolution though.

My grade 6 teach committed suicide a few years ago after he got caught fondling his students. That's my image of you

if i ever caught any teacher of mine on /brit/ i would have twatted them
hypothetically atleast if id been here while school age

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>male
its an all girls school

yeah and the teacher is MALE you fucking retard

runt detected

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okay, this is epic

screaming

*sprints full pelt into her*

just dabbed on my mate in the beer garden, should have seen his face!

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I got told off for climbing on one of those, fucking cunts.

*dislocates here ankle in one foul swoop*

we be dabbin

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Dont know what it is. Bet it's got something to do with the jews though.

learn to grammar retard

love pseudointellectualism tbqh
appeals to my ENTP nature

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2018 BTFO

Only wear designer, esskeetit (ouu!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (ouu!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (chyeah!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (yuh, X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch (ouu), yeah
And I got a new deal (ouu!)
Only wear designer, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Hoppin' out the Wraith, esskeetit (ouu!)
Smashin' on your bitch, esskeetit (esskeetit!)
Runnin' up a check with no limit (ouu!)
Poppin' on X, poppin' on X
Poppin' on X, pills (poppin' on X)
Got a new car, got a new bitch
And I got a new deal (yuh, yuh!)

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Did you do backpacking here? I think a lot of that is fair. Small towns out here can be very, very boring. A couple of thousand people or less, economy is entirely dependent on either agriculture or mining plus passing traffic. Unless you have a passion for the outdoors there is fuck all to do, that's IMO why there is so much drug abuse. Australian communities are isolated from each other, and the country itself is isolated from both the West and the world in general. Comments on live music and internet are justifiable, although there are some great bands from Aus.

look at my horse
my horse is amazing

>ywn bang a coked up stevie nicks in her prime

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MESSI

hehe

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you learn to grammar you twat

go on, take a lick

just been looking for kanye lyrics to dabpost and
>Songwriters: Norman Whitfield / Cornelius Grant / Edward Jr. Holland / Tyrone William Griffin Jr / Kanye West / Larry Heard / Louie Vega / Stephen Garrett / Noah Goldstein / Mike Dean / Eric Seats / Rapture Stewart / Ryan Vojtesak / Anthony Kilhofer / Benjamin Benstead / Austin Post
christ

COME ON THE CATS!!!!!!!!!

Once I saw how utterly fucking disgusting of an eyesore it was, I just knew the Jews had something to do with it. They are obsessed with ruining Europe in any way they can.

poopi di scoopi

but kanye a smart

Geelong?

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AHHHHEWHEHEHYEHEHEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=aB159Ac7sh0

chillax

love this time of day on /brit/ when all the americans are asleep
shame i'm normally at work or otherwise busy at this time

kilkenny

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>Noah Goldstein

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hankering for a cummy but the proto gf won't be here until tomorrow reee

the wheels

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they're redoing the fob entry system at my student accommodation

so anyone can basically just walk straight into our flat because its unlocked

you think the building would let us know how long it'll take etc but nope not a word

So fucking edgy m80.

laddies...this is a proper jerk off one

youtube.com/watch?v=vOA8cCChq84

bizarre apu

I just woke up
Puerto Rico is hell
I don't feel like I've slept, everything was so fucking loud I woke up every 30 minutes
I'm.going to the old spanish fort today

haha good to know, I'll be round in a bit.

Ice dropping
Red bottom sky

giz yer binky

Now I've got a reddit stalker from the fake graph trolling I did the other day

reddit.com/r/Braincels/comments/8iafkv/faggy_shit_redditors_say/dyqx4xw/?context=3

holy shit what an utter specimen

vile dog

I'm guessing tallchad isn't actually a chad

what country do you reckon has the best looking women?

Is braincel the same as brainlet

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I wouldn't say I'm a chad but defo what they call "chadlite"

too skinny to be chad

look at this

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lovely looking water - would love to take a swim!

Ah yes the runt fleet

If you're posting on here that's a dubious claim
pics xoxo

mite cop this

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eating cheesestrings on a park bench in Dublin