This is exactly how I imagine the typical germans, am I right?
This is exactly how I imagine the typical germans, am I right?
Cameron Rogers
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Thomas Diaz
You live just next to them, you know better.
Brody Hill
>Oliver KHAN
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Hudson Myers
Isn't Khan a fairly common German name?
William Peterson
I live closer to Portugal than Germany actually, I think I never saw a german in my life
Evan Brown
Yeah but thats because fishers would often times use a "Kahn" which is a small boat for their work leading to a common last name. It has nothing to do with mongols
Carson Bailey
This is how i imagine all Germans.
Kayden Long
Here's a typical german
Luke Gray
Why is Thomas Muller so perfect?
Aaron Garcia
That's a Russian.
Ian Bell
sweaty....
Isaac Bell
He's danish actually
Here's a russian
Gabriel Rodriguez
Both Russian.
Pic related Pole to compare.
Dylan Cook
KOKAINUM
Justin Ross
That's a video game character
Cooper Howard
Someone should tell Hollywood screenwriters that most Russians look like Reviewbrah...
Jacob Hall
I work for a German company. We have a wide variety of Germans. Some look like Italian mobsters, some come straight from nazi propaganda posters.
David Collins
Lies, that's an average Polish man.
Lincoln Scott
safe to say one is more german than the other
Sebastian Bailey
Dolph Lundgren is a Swede. Nothing to do with Germany or Russia.
Carson King
Zachary King
Dolfin Lundgrenovich is an ethnic Russian, you lying anglo son of a whore.
Logan Wood
Well clearly one is more Germanic than the other. But they're both German I suppose, as little swarthy goblins have been inhabiting southern-Germany for ages now.
Aiden Sanchez
Ryan Flores
>people actually think germans all look like dolph lundgren
Jacob Walker
if you're not blonde and blue-eyed you might aswell be from the middle-east
Charles Morris
UH OH. Swedois are swarthier than us yet you act like you're posterbois for Germanic phenotype.
Grayson Martinez
Ironic that northern Germany (the "Nordic" part of Germany) is the poorest region and filled with white trash.
Charles Brown
>poles think they are whiter than swedes
LMAO
Austin Adams
We are. You have swarthy skin, we have pale one.
Swedshits lying in statistics about blonde hair doesn't change anything. You count light brown as blonde anyway.
Luke Evans
>t-they're lying
janusz....
Ian Stewart
Germans look like Finns with square heads
Aiden Perez
So no rebuttal whatsoever, just like I thought. And define "whiter". Because I'm pretty sure Swedes tan orange. We Poles get red and get sun burns, you tan like fucking Meds.
Anglos have paler skill than your people as well. They get red, not fucking orange Med.
Adam Howard
It's not really Nordic though. Saxons live there. The Frisian parts of Germany are actually quite rich.
Adrian Flores
>blonde hair and gets tan
based nordic masterrace
Nolan Kelly
>Willem Dafoe
>Typical German
He's a typical northern euro ancestry American mutt.
Nolan Nelson
my childhood friend's dad looked exactly like him
he was the scariest man i have ever known
Mason Robinson
Norwegians are actually paler than sw*Doid subhumans.
Easton Lopez
Faelid phenotype is pretty intimidating, I agree.
Evan Gomez
That's a Jewish American.
Robert Cooper
True, but a lot closer to swedes than poles obviously
Lucas White
They made him Jewish to make us butthurt even more.
Fucking kidedoids, I swear.
Sure. Northern Norwegians and N. Swedes do cluster with N. Poles though. And they tend to be a bit paler than what you find in other areas. Some Scandis look literal Med-tier.
Thomas Robinson
Saxons and Frisians are more closely related to Scandinavians than the rest of Germany.
Henry Lee
Usually tan scandis are also fairly blond though, in contrast to the meds
Jason Gray
Sure. Which makes it look even weirder. Bright hair and eyes + med pigmentation of skin makes a weird combo. It may look good on women, but on men. naaaaah.
Justin Powell
Norwegians are an interesting bunch, some look like stereotypical vikings while others look Russian.
Jonathan Lopez
Weird, that is stereotypically considered attractive among both men and women here
Jace Bennett
Looking 'Russian' doesn't actually imply Slavic ancestry.
It's just a shared ancestry between North Slavs and Scandis + North Germans.
Most people like to meme about HURRR SLAVS SO DIFFRUNT THAN DA REST. But in reality, majority of Slavs could easily pass as Germans or Scandianvians. We have mutts, yeah, that look typically East Euro, but there is not a lot of them.
Henry Scott
>reality
Chase Price
The guy to the right is from the far north and probably at least 30% sami. They all deny any Sami ancestry though, and hate them intensely, kek
Oliver Gutierrez
Well, is it? Because on the left I see some pretty Baltic looking people. I cannot tell the same about Brits.
Jason Allen
>But in reality, majority of Slavs could easily pass as Germans
Lol no
Jayden Clark
This is exactly how I imagine the typical german, am I right?
Xavier Ortiz
I can usually see the difference between a pole/lithuanian and a Scandi, desu. We have a lot of them here though, and I worked in a DIY shop as a teenager, so I might have been exposed to more slavs than most
Andrew Sanchez
they all look like they scratch their bumhole and sniff their fingers, and do horrific smelling poos that linger in the air 30 minutes after
Jackson Evans
epic!
Josiah Foster
sure, and this is the typical brit
Kayden Ross
>look i posted mr bean doing a funny face, this means anglos are all ugly
anglo men are objectively better looking than polish men, polish women are objectively better looking
Charles Evans
But most of those look like stereotypical Nordics, but average Nordic people don't look like that. Just like most Swedes don't look like Dolph Lundgren.
Evan Carter
The whole point of these terrible threads is that people cherry-pick images to paint themselves in the best possible light and others in the worst one.
Isaiah Hernandez
They don't like typical nordics at all, at most a third of them I would guess was scandi.
Luis Scott
Of course not, because majority of your population are alpinid swarthoid subhumans. Akin to pic related.
North Slavs and Scandianvians + North and East Germans don't look like that. So that's a common sense that we wouldn't pass as locals in your alpinoid mongrelnation.
Isaiah King
Pic related, from Wolfenstein. A fucking "German" woman, from Berlin named Nina Franoszek hired to play German woman.
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK.
Christopher Martinez
I guesss krauts are ashamed they don't look like their poster Aryan bullshit, so they have to use Slavs instead.
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Julian Ross
this is how I imagine the typical french man
Jack Hernandez
this is how I imagine the typical east asian man (sometimes without facial hair)
Jaxon Perry
Everyone subconsciously cherrypicks. That compilation picture is showing people with very distinctive features.
There are like five or six guys at the top left that all resemble each other and look like clones, that's a stereotypical Nordic look but most people don't look like that, they would look different from the rest anywhere. Here in Brazil people with these distinctive looks immediately get called "German", because Brazilians think all Germans look like that because our model scouts love these distinctive Nordic looks and selects them to become models. But i'm from a "German enclave"(cities founded by Germans in Brazil get these faggy nomenclatures) and i know that only 1 in 30 German-Brazilians look like this.
Would she pass for Norwegian? She made her entire career out of looking "Nordic".
Anthony White
This is how I imagine the typical Australian man.