How do i make my dad, who made a six-figure salary and retired at 48, proud

How do i make my dad, who made a six-figure salary and retired at 48, proud

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By living your life to be happy and proud of yourself

Earn.
Save.
Invest.

Then once ready. Start business but also still continue the list above.

Follow your passion and do something that makes YOURSELF proud.

marry a girl of your race and give him grandkids

Be virtuous.

suck his dick while fingering his asshole

I’m fucking eating, you sick degenerate fuck

eat my SHIT you bumbling buffoon

Ask him if you could be his GF tonight. ;)

>Hey dad, you know that crypto thing i told you about in 2018?
>Yeah well, I've made a killing off it...
>"How much son?"
>Around 17.8m after tax dad

t-thanks chainlink

Stinkies never change

No one’s proud of YOU no matter how many fag parades you go to

>this is a breakfast safe board

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let him molest your kids at a discount

Stop being a faggot, user. Best way to make your dad proud.

By making more from crypto in a shorter amount of time, with him probably doubting it every step of the way.

kys

Give him your best blowjob.

i'll give you aids doofus watch your tone

Lie about your life and hope he dies before he finds out.

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>Hey Dad, guess what
>"What is it, son?"
>I've made five million off of crypto, do you love me now
>"I've always loved you son and I always will"