Hard to see, ooh
The hang ups we have today-ay-ay
But they don't really realize, though
Said we need to strive for more liberty
This next verse, this next verse though
Lift yourself up on your feet
These bars
Lift yourself up on your feet
Watch this some shit, go
Poopy-di scoop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Poop-di-scoopty
Scoopty-whoop
Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
Poop, poop
Scoop-diddy-whoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop
Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop
XD
>Summer thunderstorm approaching in the distance
Is there a comfier feel?
Banger choon this one. 90's school discos lads.
...
have a 6 inch length 4.5 inch girth pencil willy but have never had a problem getting girls to orgasm
/brit/ virgins dont know much about how orgasms work
protip: girls cum because of mental and erogenous stimulation. rough sex involving choking, biting, sucking, scratching, dirty talk and name-calling, variation in sex positions all have a higher chance of getting her to cum than just monotonous thrusting (though thrusting helps too especially if it's deep and powerful but it's not the be all end all)
That beat's banging tbqh.
having a wank
alri turt
it is pretty comfy
but not when you forget an umbrella and you have a ten minute walk from the bus stop to home
Me laughing at the "FONT" poster. 10th May 2018
OOH
AH
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
vile slug
Sydney 2040?
I fucking hate Americans.
IMG_1142?
/brit/ is always on top form at this time of day
that's not chinese you ignorant twat
>mfw I spot a trannie
yeah same
you are a little kid
jfc
bender
Britain could look like this in urban areas if it wasn't for our retarded immigration policy.
19 actually x
beaming brightly with the joy of my forefathers everytime I see a mutt-mix yank
ahahahahhahaha hYEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
There are more than just Chinese people in Sydney YOU ignorant scum
lads
imho, there is no way a slag would ever be loyal, they just see men as temporary accommodation
virgins are boring in bed and will never get much better from only sleeping with one person
you'll be much happier with a change of heart slag
alri 'sheed
alri la
don't spend too much time in here xx
tinder date at 4 lads haha thoughts?
>I am NOT Irish
I'm 100% Italian
Not a mutt in the slightest
>do anti-depressants goyim: the article
I hear "The Tears Of A Clown", I hate that song
I feel like they talking to me when it comes on
Another day another dawn
Another Keisha, nice to meet ya, get the math, I'm gone
What am I 'posed to do when the club lights come on
It's easy to be Puff, but it's harder to be Sean
What if the twins ask why I ain't marry they mom?
(Why? Damn)
How do I respond?
you'll fuck it up somehow
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
post your 'fit
I can barely parse what point is trying to be made here, she's 'deep' and he's afraid?
there's a faction in the Tory party full of free marketeers who want to turn London into Singapore on Thames (and the UK beyond that into greater Singapore). Priti Patel, Dominic Raab and Elizabeth Truss being notable examples
Big if true
Sounds horrible.
reckon it's about the man being afraid of committment
Might becoming a vampire. Sun feels striking
Faggot
For poor people maybe
>mfw i spot an Indian subhuman
Her vagina is big. His dick is tiny
it's not Singapore...
My gf and I have rough sex, it really turns her on when I toss her around. She also loves my cock, however she’s never had an orgasm in her life. She says she gets close, but then she loses focus and it “goes away”. Any tips?
Here's a new tune lads
Fuck off negative Chinese poster
FUCK FUCK FUCK RIGHT OFF
Fuck off negative Chinese poster
Put yer arse in a fuckin toaster
Chang get lost, Chang get out
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK RIGHT OUT
>I'm 100% Italian
>Not a mutt in the slightest
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
based dabby bruce
Get a black bull in the bedroom to sort her needs out ;)
>>I'm 100% Italian
>>Not a mutt in the slightest
my cock my cock my cock is big
you used to call it a willy until it got big
now my willy is called a cock and your fanny is called a roast beef sandwich
seems I won in the end
ha
ha
ha
negro
Doesn't sound like a particularly nice place for the 95% who are office drones, either.
It's essentially fascism with a new paint job.
imagine being such an ugly pathetic runt that when you finally have sex you find yourself unable to anything but spam about it for the rest of your life
i thought a shit load of upper class pajeets were anglo bastards by ancestry, i mean look how white he is in comparison
>you will never experience The Big Leap
youtube.com
worst one I remember was when some old yank TV show host died and I got a notification for that
Saved this without permission
>this thug claiming to be jesus
seems like a seriously mentally ill person
>It's essentially fascism with a new paint job.
We basically already have that so might
eva lovia got a boobjob
this is what the US of A do to people
Would be on cloud 9 for months if i so much as held a girls hand
Australia needs to use its mineral wealth to build infrastructure and facilitate reliable long-term growth.
try rubbing her clit with your fingers (but not too hard) while you're pumping her. The double sensation is almost guaranteed to get her over the finish line
also get very good at fingering. The faster and more rhythmic the better.
love sex
HATE virgins
simple as
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
nah, sling it on the pokies lad
Pics?
Eating Pumpkin Seeds, almonds, walnuts and a small sandwhich using Philadelphia as butter.
Not really sure what I'm doing but it feels better than eating a microwave meal again.
Imagine being this deluded. "Anti-trans" literally seems to mean "people who don't think trannies are actually women".
I’m pretty decent at fingering, or she says so anyways, but I will try that first tip, thanks
couldn't find any yet, found a video on youporn a couple of days ago and it was grim
What do you have against trans people, /brit/?
They were called Anglo Indians. It was a political term relevant to the time just like mulatto in America. For example no one calls Obama mulatto. The Anglo Indians were abhorred by the anglos. And they in turn hated their Indian identity. Post independence they moved to anglo countries. Ben Kingsley is one of them
wouldn't mind playing some black ops zombies but even if it could get past the gfw i doubt theres anyone playing it
This fellow belongs in a straight jacket ngl
Can you tell when she's on the verge of an orgasm? If you can, kiss her in that moment. If you can't, ask her to make it clear when that moment is and kiss her in that moment.
She's thinking her way out of an orgasm. You need to snap her out of it.
GOOD lad take the seedpill and enjoy life
Brb killing Aryans for Israel
unironically anglo-indian ama
Been adding them to my cereal as well. Was shocked to see they're so cheap for a so-called "super" healthfood.
Grug get burger tribe to fight Aryan tribe Aryan tribe want to throw big rock at long nose tribe
booooring
*closes tab*
do you buy Tesco's seeds?
Yeah, are there better alternatives?
yeah my seed