I wish that some serb could abduct me, lock me up in some wine cellar far away from civilization...

I wish that some serb could abduct me, lock me up in some wine cellar far away from civilization, (where I'd slowly lose what little tan I have, and my Vitamin D levels would tank, but the Serbs ought to know to feed me a nutritionally-balanced diet that could fix this) and put me on hormone therapy.
Over the course of a year or or a couple underground, I would slowly see my dick shrink in size, my libido would tank for a while, my already-wide hips would appear to become even wider because of the change in fat distribution, and I'd grow some breast tissue that would require me to wear a bra as time progresses. But I'll not just sit there, with my mind wasting away. I'd have all of the the ways of pleasing a man jammed into me. I'll be taught how to cook by the serb that abducted me, and I'd often cook for him and his buddies, although I would stay hidden away in the kitchen because I was commanded by him (and because it would be really embarassing for me) to be seen in an incomplete state. However cute I am right now left aside, I wouldn't want to be seen by other people until I look and behave like a bona-fide girl.
Then, on my third jubilee since being abducted, where I'll more or less look good by my criteria, I'd be freed. But not quite. I'll be put on a strict lifting routine that would beat my atrophied ass (atrophied from spending a year staying cooped up underground) into shape. I'd be forced to do Bulgarian squats, various other lifting exercises, and cardio mostly involving swimming (I don't know how to swim, but the all-mighty Serbs would teach me), where I'd strip down to my bikini much to the enjoyment of the Serb that abducted me.
Then, as my fourth jubilee since my abduction nears by, I'd be taken and sold to a Serb who is none the wiser regarding the fact that I am actually a Bulgarian man.

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Good post

You could have the same treatment here in Mexico, except for the hormone bs.

I know where you can get some extra vitamin D if you know what I mean.

We should have this everyday

Great post

Excellente post

That 30 year old bulgarian sissy twink boomer that larps as a woman

>that butthurt serb with his third Bulgarian thread today
Seek medical attention

i volounteer

odjebi ovaj je moj, samo da nabavim proxy

SOYGARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>cope

Tranlo, pls post on balk more.

how do i get a cute trap bf? can i meet one at the gym?

kys you subhuman by the name of Tengri

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ye if you spot me on the bench il be ur cute trap bf

usa should be filled with them, we on the other hand get absolutely nothing of the sort

Not me and no

who is this semen demon? is it a trap?

i'd do anything for you (and to you) tranlo

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HUEHUEHEUHUEHUEHUEHEUHEUEHEUE

ycpo caм ти ce ycтa

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kys

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What is it with young guys on Jow Forums and dressing up as girls? What happened in your lives to warrant this behaviour?

>implying women is any good looking that right guy without filters, wigs and makeup
It's all utter shit
If you're okay with anal I believe there's absolutely nothing superior other than women other than having another hole to poke in and have babies (which isn't exactly an advantage)

good post, you Bulgarian sissy slut

I actually got a boner reading that.

best thread

Greatest thread in Jow Forums

Good news your gay

His name is Tangra.

The Turks are to blame for this.

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tranlo?

see It's not him.

Can you lose tan?

Not him, but I think so. Maybe not drastically, but one can definitely lose tan.

Post more shimakaze-kun you stupid faggot.

Fantastic post

Why do posts like this make me really hard? I thought very few people thought like this

Good post.

what does Jow Forums honestly think of forced feminization?

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>(I don't know how to swim, but the all-mighty Serbs would teach me)

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