Goals

What sum? At what age? How are you going to achieve it?

Personally
>$10m
>65

>Get high paying job
>Live like a neet and save up as much as I can
>Leverage, leverage, leverage for real estate
>Slight renovation/improvements to increase value and cap rate
>Pay off
>Sell
>Repeat until 65

Not sure how difficult it is but if I can I'd like to potentially develop real estate.

Open to critique

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>internet
>can't download anything

that's like having water you can't drink, what the fuck

Do you actually have the skills to renovate? Or are you going to be doing construction loans to get things done?

>What sum?
$2m
>At what age?
21
>How are you going to achieve it?
Already done everything I need to, just waiting for the singularity

Eugh.. such hard work, not for me.

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computer drugs internet that's all i need anyways

$2M ASAP is my early retirement/fuck you money. At 4% withdrawal that's about $40-50k after taxes and health insurance. Perfect for a comfy no-stress NEET life in low-cost-of-living college town somewhere in the midwest.

And of course I'll make it by taking out personal loans and gambling on shitcoins. Fucking duh.

>Already done everything I need to, just waiting for the singularity
how many do you hold?

>$100k
>22 (end of 2018)

>keep trading crypto

i went from $1000 to $30000 in three months flipping ERC20 tokens, i think i can make it to six figures in no time. just keep establishing higher and higher floors...

>What sum?
2M
>At what age?
35
>How are you going to achieve it?
By x200's my current crypto portfolio

>library +4
>gym +5
>kitchen +6
>hygiene +3
>doc +2
>surround sound +4 so I don't go insane
>workshop +6
COCOON MODE INITIATED

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2 skylight
4 library
3 hygiene
2 doc
5 drugs
4 fast food
6 dog
2 garden
2 warehouse

It'll be lonely as fuck, but maximize the open space, unlimited books for educating myself and dog for companionship.

The drugs will help past the time, weed/lsd/shrooms/mdma/coke/ritalin/dmt/sleeping pills/oxy.

Not a bad way to pass 10 years. Could easily make it into a sex dungeon with the drugs/booze/18 yo combo but meh.

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-6 Kitchen
-5 Workout Room
-3 Hygiene Products
-4 Library
-4 Surround Sound System
-7 Stock Market Access
29 points

This set up would allow me to learn about trading and investing through the library, I could work out in the gym, listen to any music I wanted and eat good food.

>drugs/booze/18 yo combo
how will you even survive without food, hygiene and doc?

You'd also need the workshop to make it into a dungeon

If you had books, workshop, computer and skylight you could make your own internet connection. That leaves 12 points. Then take 1/2 money bonus to 18 points. Doc, booze, kitchen and games.

I would put all my belongings on NintendoCoin and wait for a couple months to get there.

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Any other answer would drive you insane.
10 years is a really long time.

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0 mil payout
>food 6
>bitch 18
>hd camera 3
>pc with games 10
>jacuzzi bathtub
Gonna make pornos

I had exactly the same plus 5 points for drugs. I would only get 5 mil but still.

Anyone who takes the 18 year old, better take the gun too.

Just think that she'll be 28 and want 50% of your 10 mil once you get out.


Only correct answer is:
Computer 6
Internet 16
Full Kitchen 6
Garden 2

You can use the internet + kitchen + garden to grow and make drugs, booze, and tobacco..

You can learn to program from the internet and be a wizard when you get out.

You will have $10m, cook amazing meals, and be a qualified chemist.

kitchen: 6
skylight: 2
vidya: 4
library: 4
workshop: 6
greenhouse: 2
puppy: 6


Sounds pretty comfy DESU

>40 points, $0 payout
what would even be the point then?

computer and games would be a must for me

$36m
26

>trust fund

why would anyone pick barry bonds?

>$5m
>skylight
>doc
>hygiene
>kitchen
>library
>girl

ok here's my picks (green + blue)

>garden with greenhouse basically superseeds the window with sunlight because i hope the plants need something bright. garden should also provide some extra living space for moving around.
>medical care would give me an excuse to meet another human every time i get a cold and i wont die from some stupid disease i randomly get on year 9

green + red if you dont get a shower and soap unless picking "hygiene products". i assume that you do tho since there's no mention about toilet. pool table seems completely useless unless you pick the chick or barry bonds

i'd pick a kitten because im not a dog person

dunno what the HD camera is for... film sex with chick? keeping a video diary? seems like 1 point max, not worth 3

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Garden seems redundant if you have the full kitchen and skylight. Drop it for the hygiene products or medical care.

USELESS ITEMS
>Gun -1 point- (can't shoot it for fun if it's only got 3 bullets, and if you wanted to kill yourself you could do it the fun way with the unlimited drugs)
>Internet -16 points- (what said)
>Unlimited fast food -4 points- (you're gonna regret that decision in 2 weeks tops)
>Kitten/puppy -6 points- (going to die the first week in, won't even be able to sustain itself on human food alone since theres no dog/cat food)
>Tobacco products/Booze -5 points- (why the fuck would you pick these when you can just have unlimited drugs? booze and tobacco are drugs)
>Camera -3 points- (would get boring fast)
NECESSITIES
Skylight (you'd go fucking insane, let alone the lack of vitamin C)
Medical Care -2/3 points- (nothing is guaranteeing you survive in the basement for 10 years)
18 year old -18 points- (10 years without a woman will turn a man gay, ignoring the fact that human contact is a necessity)
SMART CHOICES
Library -4 points- (call it obsolete all you want, nothing beats cracking open a good book in terms of knowledge growth)
Workout room -5 points- (gotta stay in shape for wifey)
Hygeine -3 points- (again, common decency)
Access to stock market -7 points- (THIS is what's going to draw the line from you being a millionaire and a fucking billionaire. Combined with the unlimited books, this is easily the smartest choice of all)

space to jog around in and exercise, plus some people like nature. good for environment change, to sit and read in the garden. a dog without a garden for it to poop in is probably not so good either.

testing testing i don't know how this really works im a 2017 newfag

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i assume the maker of the image meant you can't download games/music/movies and you cant stream shit on youtube

you can still read news, take part in discussions and surf porn (so download webpages or images should be ok, most people dont realize they actually download those things)

Lebensraum is the only excuse. You can jog on the treadmill in the workout room. You can grow plants from your kitchen to make a nice reading area/environment. The dog is a mistake.

fast food, gun, girl, stock market

>18 year old girl
Oh god after 6 months you'll hate each other. 2 Years in she fucking murders you in your sleep. That's how that works out.

36: 2 18 year old women
1: a gun
2: a microwave

Gonna be fun

>grill +18
>hygiene +3
>microwave food +2
>doctor +2
>skylight +2
>garden +2
>pool table +1

I guess the grill is more for not going insane than anything else. I felt really good about my choices up until the last 3 points. Wanted to pick something to waste time with without being that one autismo who picked the trains so I had to go with the pool table.

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library kitchen girl skylight

>unironically call women grills

i got some bad new for you

hygiene
gym
library
skylight
kitchen
doctor
TV
vidya
pool table

35 pts

>year 3, month 5, day 10
>wake up, get dick sucked
>shower
>microwave some frozen peas with mashed potatoes, eat
>hm
>uh... "wanna play pool the whole day again?"
you'd go insane

>what would even be the point then?
a grill who would finally have sex with you

I ran wizardchan son

Then how come you didn't realize that my post is correct?

Grrr....fine, FINE! I pick the trains then. Okay? Choo choooo, all aboard the autism express. Next stop: lack of empathy and inability to read non-verbal cues.

Only 10 years?
If there were options to extend your stay, I'd take it.
You're guaranteed infinite food, entertainment, AND drugs. And even have free medical care.
Why would you leave?

With gourmet food, ALL movies and TV shows (which should include porn, or those porn reality TV shows, if not, you can still get off sex scenes in movies), a desktop PC to watch them on, and vape cartridges filled with concentrates, and also everyone from Mayo clinic (which google says has over 3300 physicians, scientists and researchers) at your beck and call, you'll live literally like a king, and never have to lift a finger. I'll miss Jow Forums and twitch, and banging hoes, but I'll never get tired of watching movies high.
And I still have 3 points left over too.

Will never have enough money,
50M before me take break
Trading Forex, NYSE, Crypto, Commodities

Me just not want suck penor ne more

>18 year old that has sex with you whenever
>Implying she wouldnt tie a noose and neck herself with the bedsheets for being stuck with a greasy biz autist for 10 years

I can also downgrade the doctors to pajeet ones, so that I can get all the games ever.

So, basics:
I-) Full kitchen (6) + skylight (2) + library (4) -> You will have knives and other tools, all kinds of ingredients, a refrigerator, and the knowledge needed to basically craft everything that you need (gourmet food, hygiene products, simple medicine, booze, a few drugs, can use heavy food + calisthenics to stay in shape, seeds to grow plants,etc...). As a healthy male, as long that you eat well and exercise, there should be no need for doctors, and reading can keep you entertained.

Then, you can pick as your goal wealth (stock market + TV + cell phone) or family (18 yo whore + medical care + jacuzzi -$5M).

It says right there that she will have sex with you, stop complicating things.
Also, you can impregnate her a bunch of times.