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>be from BAAAWWWston area
>cant digest corn

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where's the benis

@89373085
Don't talk to me.

Do you rat real tacos? Do you like chubby slut mexican girls?

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if you can digest corn you're unironically a subhuman

>be from Placer county
>can't get your dick wet if your life depended on it
>(while being on a study abroad semester in Italy on top of that)

>the STATE of New England

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thread's gaining traction
asses are starting to burn

not surprised a californian doesn't know what insoluble fiber is

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your thoughts on empty carbs?

>can't get gf with good body or face
>has to settle for gf with okayish feet

Asian pride worldwide

sounds sad, if she ain't a looker i'd at least make sure she has some succable af toes before committing to anything

luckily my GF is beautiful, thicc and has some succalicious feet as well and that is why she will soon be my wife and loving mother to our first child

>grug hate yellow food, tiny pieces get stuck in grug's teeth
>grug no can hold cob, keep falling out of grug's hands. Wish corn come with holders so grug could hold it
>why cant food be easy to eat like fish soup

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same person

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looks like what it is
a fuccen tranny

Considering donating my sperm. Thoughts?

Are you a superior white male?

do it
funny thought to have your DNA planted in some bitches cunt you never even saw

I would hire as assistant

Do it. How much per ml? Are you smart and with good genes?

would fuck from behind as long as he kept that hideous mouth shut

if i cum in a butt is that unhealthy for the receiver?

>would fuck from behind as long as he kept that hideous mouth shut

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who about to slay af ?

What the fuck is wrong with white men? God that thing is disgusting. Thank god for anime traps

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they just fart it out

I'm gay and I've still fucked more pussy than you probably ever will, virgin

they're not masculine like black men

>tfw no fair skinned white gf

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>On Wednesday, May 08, 2018 at 5:30 pm, the police department received complaints by several female students explaining that they had been approached by a white male in his mid-twenties with dark blonde hair, blue eyes, approximately 5”11 in height with a heavy build standing in front of the student union approaching females and behaving inappropriately with them. The student reported to the police department that his comments and advances he made towards them made them uncomfortable. With information provided by these students to the police department, we were able to locate the individual and identify him. The subject was identified as, (person) of (location). Mr. Shoemake is not a student at (uni) and stated he was working on a YouTube project. Mr. Shoemake was banned from the University as a result of his behavior and the reports made by our students he contacted. If anyone has any information on this individual or an accomplice that Mr. Shoemake may have had, please contact the Police Department at (number). Below is photo of Mr. Shoemake:
I mean, I don't know the full backstory behind it. Maybe he was acting like a fucking rapist or groping them. But this is (partially) why I don't approach women. Would they even care if he was a chad?

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IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
IT'S A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT

they're not subhuman troglodytes like black men

#metoo

Fuck off nigger loving Canadian

You too, dumb spic.

Made "curry" yesterday.
Gonna heat up the rest now haha

>thinking all women act like this

the fact that they you don't approach women is probably linked to the fact you have asperger syndrome

im the smartest person here

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>insult black men
>urkel comes to their defense
since when are you a n*gger lover?

How I eat Corn

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there's a lack of context, personally I feel weirded out by any male stranger that approaches me

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Yes.
Alrigh
$40 per specimen I think. Going to call them in a bit to confirm.
I'm average looking with maybe above average intelligence. I pretty tall though 6'4 193cm

Post a bwtter cat pic

If you can't grow a beard just kys

youtube.com/watch?v=uZBP9mnyOE8

you stop posting homo anime traps first

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oh boi, you did it now

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I'm not defending niggers, dummy.

Once you stop being a nigger lover, I'll stop posting anime traps.

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thread's taking off
braindead fartmericans have finally taken the bait and can't hold back their retardation any longer

jajajaa

traps aren't gay shut up

then apologize to me

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Why don't you retards who think anime traps take a look at pic related

Gomen :3

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explain the penis then

wow i just 168 cm

He wants eggs and real chicken

Far right and middle are the best
Anything else is shit tier

He ignored me on the buss

apology accepted

Fag

sorry bud

been acting more impulsive lately

making mee feel froggish

might leap

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Nothing wrong with liking cute males

That's kinda gay...

really gay*

Its only gay if you think its gay

nothing gay about being a homosexual

Business idea: create a dating service that focuses on the untapped virgin NEET market

Business idea: create a dating service that focuses on the untapped virgins studying abroad market

That's pretty gay

These too

business idea: hoard all the worlds gfs and sell off the worst gfs when demand is high

I suggest focusing on the markets of american males and Ukrainian females

then you just have the demand market look for alternatives, and congratulations, youve created more gays

thats not how homosexuality works dumbass

if there's no gf's, what are they going to use for companionship

How does homosexuality work?

pornography

Spenf money, egoboost,social status,be provider, etc. Men like to prpve how much they value in all ways

What a virgin! You'll never get a girlfriend!

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lack positive experiences of the opposite gender

benis in the bumhole

>millions of people watching pornhub and Xvideos all at the same time
>site crashes

boys are ugly girls are pretty

that already is what happens

I'm inspired

not my experience

girls wear makeup and use perfume because they are ugly and they smell bad

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Fat cat banned

>tfw nobody has insulted me when i made he thread

today is a good day.....

better dane than lain

thanks cana