/brit/

might cook some sausages haha with um hahahahh yorkshrie pudding and some vegetables and gravy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

the ensemble

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I can promise you there isn't a single Brit that was in NI that has a clean nose.

WHOA

Me

need these countries to unite and kick out all the wogs sharpish

still can't decide if I prefer diazepam to xanax

ahhh the kids outside are being loud again

pro-tip: it's all in your head

All Pakis

Take lots and lots and lots of both at the same time then tell us.

pretty wild promise, any evidence

is /brit/ a West Ham or Man U general?

hahah dueeeeer rRR aa HDUUUUUhhhhhhhhHH drerrrrr evewy bwit is b-b-b----bad man duuhhHHAHHEHerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaffffffffffdddddddddmmmmm mm mmmmmmm

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A Prime Minister, a useless authoritarian primary school teacher, an effete clown that prefers dress up to politics, a socialist feminist who's a literal Chinese puppet

very impressive

turno and may are of normano-celtic stock
trudeau's a member of the franco-pictic master race
and ardern's a kiwi, god knows what those people are

it's an african general

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manu

The two old people ruin it. Canada and New Zealand make a power couple.

Of the two, West Ham.

btw Swansea got relegated yesterday, just thought you'd all like to know that.

>doing benzos recreationally

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For British evil in NI? Plenty.

Honestly lad, I just want you to read this post again and realise what a mess it is. You're better than this. I believe in you.

Meant whenever you see that flag on here

we were all lickdicki's thread laughing at him

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how's Arden a socialist puppet? She's the only one who stood up to Chinese buying all investment property

glad you called Turnbull a Prime Minister though

>a socialist feminist who's a literal Chinese puppet
keep telling yourself that

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Neither. Both are shitcunt teams

/brit/ is a non-league general

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where's that German kid? here's his answer I've to leave, show him this when he starts posting la
and stayamagucciba xx

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any Klonopin/clonazepam man in?

ah just back from my date in the park lads

tinder is bumping

girls are touching my willy

yep, life is good in the Spring time my friends

drink deeply from the fountain of youth lads

Using my pent up rage from being bullied at the gym

Turnbull has been the only Anglo leader I've been consistently impressed with
shame he's a republican but nobody's perfect
I might be being too critical of Adern but she's not been in long and she hadn't stood out as anything special imo

Don't know her and not saying he's right, but there are two factions within China and what she is doing is helping the CCP, although it also helps the average Kiwi.

ah yes I remember using this when I was a child

no, for every single brit in northern ireland being guilty of some sort of war crime, which is what your claim was

you sound like you are just shrieking, by all means prove me wrong and provide the evidence to back up this of course you cant tho so maybe just admit you were being hysterical

dont like you at all please leave thank you

>ah just back from my date in the park lads
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>tinder is bumping
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>girls are touching my willy
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>yep, life is good in the Spring time my friends
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>drink deeply from the fountain of youth lads

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Britain in 2020.

Might take my mum out clubbing this weekend

/brit/ is a normie general fuck off nerds

Well their presence alone is an evil act of invasion. So yes, they're all evil.

>drink deeply from the fountain of youth lads

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WiFi is playing up like a spastic child

*nasally high-pitched voice*
>Well their presence alone is an evil act of invasion

>British soldiers in British territory
>invasion

ok lol

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King Rooney is coming to the States lads

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*sniffs deeply* *rubs belly* ahhhh yessss the pheromones the *sniiiiiffffffff* the perfumes and sweet smell of girls shampoo ahhhhh yes come... come sisters..... come in the sun with me sisters.... forget my virgin brothers for they are..... they are the unfortunate.......

so many limp wrists gathered in one room

Did you lads know about this?

plantbasednews.org/post/dairy-like-names-banned-for-vegan-products-within-eu

>Vegan dairy-alternative products cannot be sold within the European Union [EU] under names including 'milk', 'butter' and 'cheese' following a landmark ruling by the European Court of Justice [ECJ].

The EU is pretty based, why are we leaving again?

Squaddies=IRA>UDR>RUC>dogshit>>>loyalist paras

>The EU is pretty based, why are we leaving again?

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grim

slept w 24 girls myself haha

honestly used to be quite a nerd in high school never though it'd be like this haha woweeee i wonder if should even bother getting a job you know hahah hahahaha or if i just remain like matthew mcongoguay in dazed and confused hhahhaha hmmmm yesssss quite ahhh

The reason it's "British territory" is specifically because of British invasion. How did you manage to balls that up so badly mate?

just woke up
time to get drunk

>Squaddies=IRA>UDR>RUC>dogshit>>>loyalist paras

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wtf I'm a regrexiteer now

EU turned soy milk into soy drink

how good looking are you

do y'alls rate this movie

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ahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha *inhales deeply*

you're a whore and you should be ashamed
the fact you've given yourself to social norms so much that you link number of partners with social status tells everyone you're a weak idiot with no values

I fucking love drinking some Almond Liquid

based EU

It was all British originally, we let the bottom part go. Try again Paddy Seamus McFinnigan

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sitting naked at my desk having a wank

tfw a yank btfos a brit, first itme for everything

I don't believe I am exceptionally good looking but I think I have some secondary qualities which make me a little appealing

you'll have to ask Ed or turtle when theyre about they've seen me

Rate me

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insecure perma-bachelor freak

funny how buff guys with narrow shoulders look ridiculous

adore this picture

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Friendly reminder that the first king of the whites was an HONORARY white

>It was all British originally
Lad, are you under the impression that Ireland has forever been a part of the British Empire? Despite the fact that it took multiple invasions to fully take hold of the island?

I'm not trying to be rude or anything lad, but you should really consider brushing up on your history.

paki hair

>wanking while naked
why?

didn't mention social status anywhere pal no sir

the fact you kicked off from my cheeky post tells everyone you're a bitter spaz whom i will squash with one fell of my large shiney shoe sayonara

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deh
not him, but that's pretty much a THREADLY occurrence up in here

Some of you haven't even read 10 books in your entire lives, lmao

So by your definition I should still be upset about Scandi invasions of England?

l liked it

The "nation" of Ireland is a 20th century fiction. It LITERALLY never existed except as an English and later British province. Fuck off Paddy

friendly reminder that self confessed nonce, race war propganderist, and known criminal is posting in this thread and no one cares

/brit/ discord is saying some awful things about you lot
190 in particular is mugging you right off

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