Do Americans really pray before eating?

Do Americans really pray before eating?
Do Americans know bible verses by heart?
Do American parents really bond with their children by taking them to a shooting range?
Do Americans swipe their cards to pay?
Do Americans really use stick deodorant?
Do Americans really say "soda" to refer to any carbonated beverage?
Do Americans really eat bacon and eggs at breakfast?
Do Americans really carry their alcohol in fragile brown paper bags?
Do American teenagers drive to their high school?

What a strange country.

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stick deodorant is superior

>Do Americans really pray before eating?
>Do Americans know bible verses by heart?
>Do American parents really bond with their children by taking them to a shooting range?
>Do Americans swipe their cards to pay?
>Do Americans really use stick deodorant?
Yes
>Do Americans really say "soda" to refer to any carbonated beverage?
No
>Do Americans really eat bacon and eggs at breakfast?
>Do Americans really carry their alcohol in fragile brown paper bags?
>Do American teenagers drive to their high school?
Yes

Yeah, schlomo We know you are afraid of gases.

>No
Then what do you call it? Soft drink? Rally?

I used to as a small kid

The only bible verse I know is "Levictus 20:13 thou shall not lay with another man as he lays with a woman."

I've never shot a gun in my life.

Maybe I'm a tard, but I don't know what this means.

Yes.

I guess.

I haven't eaten those things in a long time.

I don't drink alcohol, but I've worked in a grocery store when I was younger and not usually.

Yes.

"Pop" is the normal, non-autistic term. "Soda" is an ice cream drink.

Fuck, I misread "pay" as "play." I really am a tard.

what about "for god so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son"

Pop? It looks like a dog's name. But anyway, thank you.

You're welcome

>Do Americans really pray before eating?
yes
>Do Americans know bible verses by heart?
yes
>Do American parents really bond with their children by taking them to a shooting range?
yes
>Do Americans swipe their cards to pay?
yes
>Do Americans really use stick deodorant?
yes but there's also liquid deodorant, it depends on preference
>Do Americans really say "soda" to refer to any carbonated beverage?
depends where you are, some regions use "coke" or "pop" to refer to all carbonated drinks, but mainly yes
>Do Americans really eat bacon and eggs at breakfast?
yes
>Do Americans really carry their alcohol in fragile brown paper bags?
yes, public drinking is illegal
>Do American teenagers drive to their high school?
yes
People call it Soda in the South

Why are you LARPing? Let the burgers answer these questions ffs.

>Do Americans know bible verses by heart?
Not a burger, but Religious Americans probably. But American Atheists I saw on Internet are as biblically illiterate as they can get

I pray to Zeus before eating.

>Do American parents really bond with their children by taking them to a shooting range?
My friends parents bonded with him like that, and I'll probably bond with my kids like that
>Do Americans really say "soda" to refer to any carbonated beverage?
Sometimes, but most places I've been to they say pop or Coke(even if it's not Coke)
>Do Americans really use stick deodorant?
Are you some sort of barbarian that doesn't?

How do euros pay for things?

All of that stuff varies depending on where you're at in the country.
The driving thing is true though. My highschool was about 20km from my house.

With ration coupons

nobody says pop you stupid midwestern fucking faggot, everyone says soda, stop misleading foreigners because your dumbshit state of wisconsin or wherever you live says "pop" and calls water fountains "bubblers"

fuck you

Maybe he's an abroad burger?
His answers seem to line up

>Do Americans really pray before eating?
I used to not to, but as I've gotten older and started cooking my own meals, I find myself doing it more often.

We trade for them with nylon stockings, lucky strikes and american chocolate

My dad got stationed all over Europe in the 80s and he told me that he always carried duty-free cigarettes with him to barter with in case he ran into trouble.

Yeah they were strange, they're puritans

This meme needs to die. The Puritans were neither the most numerous nor most influential religious group in early America. Normal Anglicans and Catholics outnumbered Puritans everywhere but a handful of shitty colonies in New England.

I'd say even the Quakers were more influencial than the Puritans

Who the fuckc ares? What's her name'

>god...thank you for my WHITE ANCESTRY...amen

noice

wireless or chip not swipe

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We'll call Coke and Pepsi soda... but sparkling water, beer, champagne, etc isn't soda.

>Do Americans really pray before eating?
Fat, retarded rednecks/midwesterners
>Do Americans know bible verses by heart?
See above
>Do American parents really bond with their children by taking them to a shooting range?
See above. I've gone with my dad at a reasonable age though, giving literal children guns is pants on head retarded
>Do Americans swipe their cards to pay?
Yes
>Do Americans really use stick deodorant?
Don't tell me you're implying spray is better
>Do Americans really say "soda" to refer to any carbonated beverage?
For soft drinks anyway, nobody is calling beer "soda"
>Do Americans really eat bacon and eggs at breakfast?
Weekends maybe, nobody really bothers cooking anything before work
>Do Americans really carry their alcohol in fragile brown paper bags?
Even though everybody knows what it is, it's to circumvent public drinking laws.
>Do American teenagers drive to their high school?
If they want to

I've never heard someone say "pop" IRL.

>non-autistic
>only said by dumb midwesteners
>"Soda" is an ice cream drink.
What

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i live in the rust belt and i've never heard someone say soda

>Dixienigger or coastalfaggot
>not autistic

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Way to go nigger, you played yourself.

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>Everything I don't like is autism
That said, the south needs to stop bluffing and secede already

>Do Americans really pray before eating?
Some do regularly, others do only on holidays, some never at all
>Do Americans know bible verses by heart?
see above
>Do American parents really bond with their children by taking them to a shooting range?
some do, but whenever i went to the range i went by myself
>Do Americans swipe their cards to pay?
some places make me use the chip on my debit card, some places i still swipe
>Do Americans really use stick deodorant?
yes
>Do Americans really say "soda" to refer to any carbonated beverage?
on the east coast yeah
>Do Americans really eat bacon and eggs at breakfast?
>Do Americans really carry their alcohol in fragile brown paper bags?
sometimes
>Do American teenagers drive to their high school?
many do, although I walked all 4 years since it was only a little less than a kilometer away

US introduced chip almost nationwide a few years ago. It happened in Europe first because swipe is less secure, and credit card fraud was rampant in Europe. For some reason, our criminals didn't start taking advantage of swipe's vulnerabilities until recently, and it was never as bad as in Europe. Furthermore, most people didn't care, because under federal law, card-holders are not liable if someone stole their credit card (the bank, card company, and store that something gets purchased from would all fight over which one of them had to pay for the fraud; usually the credit card company would pay all of it, unless they can prove that someone else made a mistake).

>Northeast also has a high average IQ while actually being relevant/having the highest HDI in the country
Okay nigger. Only good state not in the northeast is CO but CA and TX transplants are ruining it

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Except that's literally refuted by BOTH of our maps. But if you enjoy getting raped by niggers, hurricanes, and a high cost of living, be my guest, but don't you dare come to "flyover country" when you get flooded by global warming.