You wake up in Bergen, Norway

You wake up in Bergen, Norway

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Is it raining? Comfy!

turn 360 degrees and gtfo

But why

give up all hope on ever reproducing

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There's some Norwegian meme about not liking Bergen or Bergensere.

Ok, I get it now. In Russia we have St. Petersburg for that

Norway is literally the only place in Europe that calls Greece by its actual name.

suicide
It is either Poland or death

>"Scattered around the world, forced to fight in foreign wars, we have gathered here to fight for Poland"
~The motto of Polish diaspora during WW1 who served in French army

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lol pooland

Bergen is the only decent looking city in Norway and even then its kind of meh, those buildings look like its made from vinyl, every other city is basically empty, Scandinavia is really depopulated compared to Continental Europe, throughout history it always had a low population because hard to grow food in a cold environment, they were basically poor irrelevant farmers, less art/culture/pretty medieval cities

this desu senpai, when i look at bergen i cant stop thinking about houses like these

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fuck b*Rgen

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Try to get some bergen pussies.

>You wake up
that ruins honestly

buy a nice house, city looks cute, but the people talk like they're in the process of vomiting and getting sodomized simultaneously

What about people from st. petersburg do you not like? It was cozy when I went there desu

If you travel to Norway just please drive around Bergen on your way through the western fjords.

The city itself is very beautiful if you don't mind mostly shit weather. it's just that the people are so arrogant, cocky and loud its fantasticly horrible.

Imagine if you mix San Fransisco snotty better-than-you liberal with screaming british hooligans and then you get close to the scum that lives in Bergen. One thing you hear constantly shouted out in bars is "We ain't Norway, we are Bergen"
A friend of mine got literally beat up when he told someone casually at a bar in Bergen that he didn't really like Hansa beer (Local Bergen beer. their motto is "brewed in the rain" )

Everytime something shitty happens in Norway and its on the news you can bet your balls that some Bergenfuck will comment "That could never happen in Bergen because we are just so much better than the rest of the country"

So please. If you visit Norway just skip Bergen. If you are so unfortunate as to find yourself there please don't judge us based on the B*rgen "people"

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Lol if you think Norwegian language is bad go listen to Danish

Its like how lots of Americans say NYC isnt all that, that its shit, etc, people are glued to their home town and try to make themselves feel superior

mvh. rumpesår oschloer

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Kill myself instantly.