Hello user, im your asigned girlfriend, the government is worried because they think that you are a violent incel!...

>Hello user, im your asigned girlfriend, the government is worried because they think that you are a violent incel!, they dont wanna have another mass shooting so... they sent me... whatever, what are we going to do today, honey

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gib spanish gf

Jorge...she would run when she saw that thing you call your penis

show tits or GTFO

I'd genuinely feel bad for her for being assigned to me.

you are mistaken i am volcel begone

> what are we going to do today, honey

unless the government sent you with some money, nothing i am poor.

today we will spend some time researching the best way to keep me hydrated tomorrow when you make me orgasm so many times that eventually just air comes out

if you don't do it I'll punch a baby so

I have a psychologist, thank you.

>what are we going to do today, honey
go on a walk to some woods a few miles from here and bring foldable chairs, packed lunch, orange juice (mummy doesn't let me buy alcohol) and sit and bask in the patches of sunlight that shine through the trees while the wind makes the leaves rush all around us
then we can both stare at each other or read and maybe after you can let me rest my head in your lap while you caress my face and scalp and plant kisses on my cheek and whisper lovingly in my ear!
sound good?

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sounds very good tbqh

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we fuck? what would a gf be needed for otherwise lol not get on your knees

>what are we going to do today
Install gentoo.

Do you have a dick ?

Show hymen first.

based
Mfw no government assigned gf

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>tfw no qt chav gf assigned by President Corbyn

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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whats your name im user uhh do you like anime

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spanish people do not have blue eyes!

>as if to confirm fears that socialism leads inevitably to an Orwellian society...

thinking state assigned gfs are a bad thing

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Why do I have to tell her what to do? Just let me be.
Anyway, I guess playing boardgames is ok.

stop daydreaming, jorge, this is never going to happen

Corbyn is literally the only man who can save the UK

The NDP could learn a thing or two from Corbyn.

Today, mon chere, we are spamming threads about anglodytes all over the Jow Forums catalog
I hope you have a 200+ wpm

if they get Corbyn we need canzuk who gives a shit about the pakis compared to this

This

Fuck off roastoid dollymop I need my space