Yes /biz I'm pissing on myself. I am morbidly obese. 5'8 and 270 lbs...

how bout fat drunk and smart? asking for a friend

land of the fat

You cucks don't even know what it feels like to be morbidly obses, cum in 2 pussies and then piss all drunk all over yourselves and then go to work to a 6 figure job in the morning. If you work at wacdonalds or dic fill a then fuck you because touve probably offered to suck my small cock for money tonight on tinder or bumble but I was to busy leading sluts on for free. What fun is paying for a girl to fuck your fat cock when you can lead chciks on and cum in them for free then pss on yourself later when tour absolutely wasted

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RICHARD HEART

HUMANS ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD AHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHABUYLINK

You may not remember this thread, but I will. All I can say is, sweet dreams fatty. Also, convince me you earned that money, this is the IRS.

I have 100k cryPTO and I'm pissing on myself fuck you linkies, arkies, and eosies

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I commend you, OP.
10/10, I would ask for the pics so I can blackmail you when you sober up but i myself am drinking Chianti out of a jug so I will likely forget.

nice, how does it feel that your parents mutilated your genitals when you were born?

You're disgusting and worthless, but good for you.

hi dave

Fuck them I want my foreskin back.

I'm 5'11 and 270 pounds and a woman and I have over 3 million dollars in crypto from a 500 dollar investment

I can have whatever boy toy I want
or I can marry for love

get fucked. :)

If there's one thing I've learnt/understood in this thread it's this:

buy ChainLink

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I could cum in your pussy then we could piss on each other

And then I'd leave.

Get fucked.

Ahem. I have no assets, no money in the bank, and no debt, but my significant other is hot and we fuck like rabbits and hold each other close and love each other with all our hearts and will be together through all markets, weathers, health conditions, and time. N-no, im not jealous of you OP!

I hereby name you Pissbro
Why do you enjoy pissing on yourself? the warmth?
or is it more sexual?

no thanks you're a manlet :)
i can get skinnier but you cant change the manlet status

Get fucked.

In fact. Even better. Let's get Pizzas and then fuck and cum and squirt and pizza and then squort and pizza and then cum on your mouth and rhen live happily ever after in your ceyptovmansion where I eat pizza and clean for your since I am only 1/30 the crypto good you are and you occasionally sit on my face for good measure

ill shit on your face

Holy fuck it's RICHARD

>mfw this is the average stinky linky browsing biz

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how did you trick these women into sleeping with you? I must know, was it cash or smooth talking?

REEEEEEEECHARD

Unironically this was me 6 months ago. I got into BTC because of steroids. Little do they tell you when you stop you get fat, even with proper pct. I just bought my next cycle. Plan to cut 50 lbs over the next 4 months. You will beg me to fuck you and I will reject you, but I'll cut a hole in my hammock and shit in your mouth

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Where do I sign up?

(Serious)

I was on steroids and jacked and fucked for hours back 6 months ago. They miss the dick.

>This fucking thread
OP truly encompassed the collective autism from Jow Forums in one fell swoop.

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did your dick shrink or is it just the fat making it look that way?

Quality thread, OP.

Hahahaha out of shape people who go natty can achieve that physique in less than a year. How did you only look like this on TRT? Honestly pathetic.

Guuurrrll quit playing with my emotions, Someone that tall and thicc is a godsend

I ordered some sarms yesterday will it make u fat once cycle ends too?

Just when I think I’ve heard of every fetish, I am always surprised

STILL MANLET THO

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That's not a very obscure one though, but I will say I don't want to eat it.

I have a lot more

Sup girl - 6'7 over here. You can be my sugar mama

You massive faggots have no idea what it's like to have gained and to have lost. I have fucked every pussy. (Btw 270 lb chick I got tested last week.. I'm clean and sterile and will fill u up until you overflow) I've done every drug and acquired every gain and still got fat and crypto went down 70 percent. Now I'm just a fat usleess engineer making 120k per year as a wagecuck rather than spending my days blasting and laying pipe. Should I kill myself?

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Unironically no, just weather the storm for now and lose weight.

You're not defined by what means keeps you alive, find your own meaning.

I want you to find a Jow Forums roastie and fuck her really, really, really bad so they would stop posting for attention and attract beta orbiters to siphon their shekels.

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>Should I kill myself?
Probably, but wait and see if this shit picks back up again and we can ride the fantasy of riches train one more time.

Also what kind of engineering and how do I into engineer? I just want a good stable income so I can one day afford a house and maybe have gf to spoil.

Include me in the screencap I guess

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No good in getting a Gf when you're cumming in redneck whores while obese and drunk and crypto down 70 percent in God damn bumfuck who knows where for work. Im a mechE inca very specialized field and have to be up for work in 5 hours. I'm out of booze

Ready to start my aas

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What the fuck are you doing stop trying to kill yourself

Also unironically I got pulled over by an arkansas cop today. This was in my cupholder. I got a warning.

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This is a really, really good thread. Thanks, Jow Forums.

Thanks for the advice my dude. Godspeed.

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What a bizarre thread

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OP are you drunk enough to give me free money?

So is that a no? If you're not a dude or tranny I think you'll be surprised where just entertaining the idea of chatting for a bit could go in life

Fuck off Raaj

And lastly before I go to sleep (because I'm a responsible lead engineer) I will fuck you and you will beg for me to cum in your fat flappy obese pussy. I will be godlike and you will beg for my cum. Your mouth will be open wide but I will refuse and push your head into the pillow while I thrust into you from behind. I will plant the seed that will germinate and explode... And you will birth 1000 linkies but I will be long gone because that same night I cashed out to Monero and bought a tent and decided to spend the next 10 years on the Appalachian trail until I get horny enough to fuck your fat wetpussy again 5 years later and you will, once again, beg for it, and I will fill that fat wet pussy up with my cum a second time and the last time because like a good nigger, the second time I cum in you I will be gone for good.

That’s bad combo...

I'll give you 5 ark. What's your address?

A. 50 pounds would leave you with about 150 to go. Way to be, Gregory!

2. Hammocks already have a ton of holes for you to shit through.

>splooty roody confirmed.

0.5 eth and I’ll give contact info

youtu.be/hQLsb7Zm_MI

The image equivalent of this thread.

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Or 100 STINKY LINKY

Thanks you absolute madman

APzrkhhQ9M9iAWtiLpaMGia9a8tQntEFGi

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No, pic related is better suited especially reading

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Not sure if I want to pay that (which I can) with the stupid premise I began with (but hey I'm honest), without some sort of proof. But I'll send a note with contact info if you provide that.

Bitch you get nothing. I'll send you 0.1 eth and I get 1.0 back and I cum in you and you say please sir may I have some more and I say no and go about my business.

I look forward to our dates

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Take it you pussy

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guess I'm an Arkie now boss

Now fucketh thy pussy and cumeth in it.

Lmao 90 day fiancée

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Quads and you post boi pucci

I would lube up and creampie that belly button so fucking hard.

I bet it smells amazing, years of built up musk.

>yes Jow Forums I'm pissing on myself
Just when you think you've seen it all there's a thread like this. Really makes you think.

>I will plant the seed that will germinate and explode
>And you will birth 1000 linkies but I will be long gone because that same night I cashed out to Monero

This is high quality poetry.

This is truly a magical place

This faggot pretending to be me.

Eth-
0x2C26bab7Ff7111D2cd8Af8Af671c26BfAEdEd0FF

Link- 0xcea78509d97a21c4f874ad9be8d627db95393dab

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s-so does this thread mean we have to buy chainlink?

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I'm legit gonna cum on my brand new msi laptop that I bought with crypto profits on this exact post within the next 20 mins.

I'd marry a fat girl.

I'm not pretending, we have IDs.

Plus I tried to give you helpful advice
Thanks, that's a nice thumb. I'm pretty tempted to but I will say I don't like being used for money.

Do it faggot
I dare you

Nigga that’s my pinky finger

I just want to know ur actually big game crypto fuhrer and not just a pajeet larper
- can’t be a high rolling crypto sugar momma with a pajeet bf

I take it back. Im cumming on this post on my brand new msi laptop that I bought with crypto profits. I'll cum even harder if you post tits. I sent the beggar 5 ark but I'm not paying some fat slut .1 eth to give me her contact info when she should he paying me to fuck her. Tits or GTFO bitch.

quick give him fap material while mods are asleep and he is still drunk. You don't have to post tits just give him something.

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That's definitely a chick or trap finger so I'm already hard af.

If your reading this get your shit together white man. We are being genocided. Get active workout get a white woman pregnant make a family. Get active in local politics. Convert some of your holdings to xmr and donate to the daily stormer. Donate to Kyle Bristows freedom for the market place of ideas. Do something for yourself and your people rather then get drunk and piss on yourself man. Time really is running out & you should care.

you heard the man, post your goddamn titties

Bitch I got 100k crypto and you'll pay me 1 eth every time I blast in that whore mouth of yours.

good thread. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Here you go
Fap to this poorfag Manlet

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Ok my depth perception is off from the scale of that, my bad.

I'm just not sure. Highly doubt you think I'm legit since I responded to this
but I am curious you even responded this long. Actually don't care if you have 3 million in crypto or not. I might send half just to see if you're serious.