Be American

>have pet dog
>get shot

Is there anything in America, that isn't trying to shoot you?

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cats are better

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Man, America is such a great country :DDDDDD

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>In America, dogs can get a license to own a gun in 27 states

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At least we don’t live in a third world authoritarian police state where we go to prison for racism if we don’t suck Jamal’s cock and pay for Abdul’s gym membership.

>tfw my dog is too retarded to operate a gun

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>goddamn yuropoors at least we- *BANG BANG*

>At least we don’t live in a third world authoritarian police state where we go to prison for racism if we don’t suck Jamal’s cock and pay for Abdul’s gym membership.

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