/esc/ - Eurovision Song Contest

I'm a white guy, and I got no swag.

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Set your course for Lissabon.

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Montenegro always gets robbed.

youtube.com/watch?v=FR9rtB2ilZU

Benjamin ass is so amazing
I want my face on his ass
now

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I fall in love with Laura

good

The Netherlands is also a North American country though.

youtube.com/watch?v=PLDd8pCgueM

HEY HEY NINGEN SAKKA

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It's time to admit it people, we are going to win and absolutely cuck the rest of europe. On the slim chance that we don't one a swede will have written the song that does.

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YOU ARE MY FRIEND
AAA AKOSHIMO NONO

>vote for Georgia
>apparently im the only one

stand in the line

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VISZLAT NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!

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dailymotion.com/video/xxcy7t

(daily reminder that french video site dailymotion will soon take over youtube)

>*qualifies for the finals*

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Only cucks vote for non-European countries

Nice, now Georgia on my mind...

I don't bother voting for these, but I really liked the song. Surprised it didn't make it.

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How should i know that Georgia isnt European? Its the European songfestival for crying out loud.

KeK

Both Cyprus and Israel going to be voted much lower than the odds expect, especially Israel. Screencap this.

Well yeah
The poll voting included people outside Europe too, and in the actual voting only Europe , Israel and Australia can vote

god I hope so

VISLAT NYARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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funding a dance school in Ajaccio, Corsica, her hometown dailymotion.com/video/x631226

*tok tok tok*

Fucking Gayrope. Can't wait for Putin to nuke you.

She will win when Japan is allowed to enter.

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Eat shit and die, you libtard scumbag

How the fuck did you guys manage to guilt-trip the germans about the holocaust that you got to be included in Eurovision? It's been like 80 fucking years.

Based Russians

If you care so much then send someone who can actually sing next time, Sergei

is this before she got the magic ass powers?

fuck if I know

Who will pay for russian gas and oil in this case, stupid gay rus?

yes youtube.com/watch?v=w86TTCpk4dM

there was no discussion tho

> we want to take part in esc
> ok

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Just fucking imagine all the /a/nime fags and betas with yellow fever voting for Japan. They would win every contest.

Germany will win.

youtube.com/watch?v=YLbC-k3nnJQ

>We will never get Nip fanart of Laura

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> search for lolita on imagefap

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We're leaving this shit. 1994-2018.

they did last time but the jury screwed him over

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then we would need another gay country to replace you...like canada

>Germany will win.
haha, are you new here?

Noone votes for big countries who rule the EU, esp. not Germany.
The only question is will Germany be in last position again.

YOU HAVE TO GIVE US MORE POINTS THAN THE UK!

Nah the big 5 countries can't win. Nobody wants to vote for them.

/delete system 32/

did russia get booed again?

good song, will consider.

When was the last time that France won?

Isn't that why they're auto-qualified for the final lol? We wouldn't even get there.

Marie Myriam in the 1970's? France Gall?

In this case we will sent Pussy Riot so /a/utists will face the feminists

Good. You can make your own song contest, Vanya. You're not part of Europe, stop roaching us.

you just have to send a cute girl

We won in the modern times.
France never won again since the 70s.

You're officially less liked than us.

Nah you get qualified because you pay more money.
And in exchange your songs get less exposure as you miss a round and 25 countries will consider you a cheater. But France didn't have friends to vote for them anyway. So you need an exceptional song to win.

Although the UK has malta voting for them lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=q5N6gL1AF_g

a moortuguese did it for them in 1977

>watching eurovision
>calling someone else a libertard
Jow Forumsfags... they really are a bunch of brainlets

I loved the girl you send last year. Levina. But she got almost no points. I felt pretty sad for my waifu.

2ND HALF BITCHES

Cry more slavenian faggot

Anyone still watching the live stream?
Right now deciding on who will be in 1st and 2nd half in the finals

>a moortuguese did it for them in 1977

you have to go back immigrant scum

eurovision always reminds me of how fucked we are even without the muslims

> send girl
> make the remix better than the actual song

another case of german self mutilation

Post the gay danish viking

>We won in the modern times.
Because of the diversity values when you absorbed gommunist germany?

Checked it and I was right lol, but we have had second places, and in 1991 this quebecer youtube.com/watch?v=L0OipASctkY was ranked 4th.

>Although the UK has malta voting for them lol.
tfw Belgium doesn't vote for us.

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REEEEEEEE

I hate everyone, because we don't have any "friends" who vote for us.

Because of Lena actually in 2010

How does it feel to be less popular than Germany?

What about Austria and Netherlands?

youtube.com/watch?v=DGMJOchTRPc

How could she get 0 points when she had such as thicc ass. Eurovision really is homo central.

Not this time, unless they cut in some pre-recorded cheer.

They were terrible, but I started to like them after seeing how much fun this guy was having doing his stupid dance.

I feel bad for the Russian lady.
She at least looked nice.

looks like a fortnite dance

sbain doesn't vote for us, it beats me how we won last year.

at least she got to see the ocean

The fuck? She couldn't sing, she was only sent for sympathy votes and so the audience would think twice about booing her.

I remember Lena.

Well, France has a large territory because we conquered so much land.
Almost everyone speaking french, of french culture, we have them in the Nation-State.
Except one half of Belgium, and one third of Switzerland (Suisse).

Ironically, as you lost WW2, germans were scattered again in many small nation states.
That explains that you're a bit less unpopular than us in this meme gay/political song contest.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest

Also France 1998 FTW lol.

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> greek elections
> greece: gib money
> EU: yes
> germany: no

iirc

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I know she can't sing but I feel bad for her either way.
Especially for all the negative coverage she's been having for the past few weeks.

It's sung in english and is generic pop shit.
With this you only get points from "friend" countries that we don't have.

A jury will not give points for such shit.

The refugee crisis was all blamed on Germany here and resulted in 2/3th of our people voting right wing. They arent so hot right now.