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really high lads what shall i do

would wife

start basic training in 2 weeks haha what am i like

dunno I quite like her music but only as easy listening stuff while I'm doing something else.

it's been quite good tbf
going to maccies for a double cheese burger then back to the hostel to sleep

unironically wank

ex gf randomly messaged me this morning after 4 months, she told me she's in a weird relationship and asked me firstly for my opinion and secondly if i'd be willing to give her another chance

literally baffles me how a womans mind works, what type of response was she expecting i wonder

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sue

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odds I wank
Evens I don't
dubs I don't wank for a week

idk why anyone thought grimes was this special awkward waifu

just listen to California ffs

she's one of those annoying girls who've wanted to be normie but are too self-righteous to admit it.

literally all womyn want to be normie

learn this you waifu fags.

get lower

doubt this happened

Eliza is NOT a braphog

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youtube.com/watch?v=ExBpru3eLWw

have no idea what to do with my free time when I'm not wanking desu

can assure you it did lad, the thing she asked my opinion on is even more bizarre

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1525961426143.webm

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who got it then

He has such a strange taste in women. Maybe this will work out for once for him though, because before he'd just pick gold digging whores who looked pretty than get disappointed when they leave him.

190kg's face when he saw Swansea were relegated

the "bad end" is my golden end

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eughh i swore down tesco express here shut at 12, turns out it shut at 11. got no way of acquiring booze now. livid

gf bought a puppy and is now complaining about how hard it is to train it
To think this woman wants kids

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youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk choon

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come on that is too tame for me I slap a real sloppy sounding one where you can tell the buttocks are slapping open and shut at at least 50 braps per second

the inscrutable femoid mind

Elon musk is a fraud

have a big boy event tomorrow but then mummy and daddy leave the house until sunday so meesa can drink

BASED 190 wiith the truthnukes as per usual

oi bean-head nice hairdo you look like a bender

tankies don't get to comment on successful people

Deutschland über alles

NEED a swamp witch gf

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Don’t quite get this gimmick

BASED 190 with the white vans

do not understand tumblrs celebrity fanfic mindset at all

no valium before. got it. gonna keep it on me though just in case but from what you're telling me i probably won't even need it anyway. very happy to hear that.
honestly mate i'm not looking for anything too mental, to you it might be a bit underwhelming but it sounds ideal for me. i'm treating it as a kind of stepping stone before i try LSD.
don't think i'll be smoking weed on my first time, but i'll definitely give it a go in the future if i enjoy it tomorrow.

lmao

i honestly feel like you were here when I dropped goliath bombs about womyn drugs and having a oneitus

How annoying is the dominos pizza tracker noise thing it makes?

Shut up and make my pizza fuck face

imagine never having been on a massive drug binge

regardless of your ethical or moral position on drugs they're incredible experiences

just stewing inside the weird sweaty prison of your body

i love it

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Grimes in this pic looks like a 5-year-old that stole her mother's makeup

druggies are fallen creatures

Enjoy it. Only take the Valium during, not before. Only if needed.

x

This is me when i was younger. Should i let it grow out again

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fantastic post

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Elon Musk need to keep soaking money from the federal government for his childish ideas

every non-deranged person wants to be considered normal
if you're not fucked in the head and say otherwise you're lying

pouya?

The absolute state of that woman's hairline

Great post

love david cronenberg so much

will be well sad when he dies

same with other canadians like neil young, joni mitchell

>childish ideas
says the MGTOW who wants to nuke israel and ireland

gonna do a bed cry lads

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just caught 3 days for ma nigga down in /brit/
reset the router then get back on the corner
much love homie

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cat pushed the bathroom door open while I was wiping my arse with my back to the door and my mum was stood there when I turned around

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Best post ITT

what?
i don't think this is true at all, especially in anglo countries where everyone's such hyper individualists
everyone wants to be their own person, to stand out amongst the crowd. even if in doing so, you're doing exactly as the crowd does lol

i mean personally i don't want to be like any old deano or smiffy, i like being different

WHY WAS SHE LISTENING TO YOU DO BIG POO

hahahahaha SAVED

One love bigups to the mandem down wit da jandem ting ja know wha’ I’m sayin wigwam?

>says the MGTOW who wants to nuke israel and ireland
much better than wasting money on putting a car on space

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OH NO NO NO NO

cheers lad, hopefully i won't need it.
:*

Unironically going to do mdma and see Kendrick Lamar live in July

poo nigger poo nigger poo nigger!!!!!!!!!!! what are ya????? poo nigger!!!!

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hate having a negative canthal tilt
when i just have a neutral expression on my face i just look depressed/sad af

sad really

so what? all of our mums have seen our dicks thousands of times more than any other woman has

Post your face

yeah, my mate treated 2cb as a stepping stone for acid as well.

i found with 2cb I would get hallucinations only with certain stimuli

with acid i could look at anything to hallucinate.

don't be wary of acid lad, 1 tab is pretty easy going 2bh, if you go into acid with doubts, it'll make it not as fun as it could be.

also, if you have mandy drop some of it after the 2cb (if you can go to an event)
ppl say should drop the 2cb after mdma, but the first time i nexus flipped i did the 2cb first and when i did the mdma it was like the first ever time I dropped

anyways have fun with the 2cb, it's a fun, low commitment drug.

u lads reckon its over with the islamic terror attacks in europe? we aint had a proper 1 recently have we

guess it depends on what you'd consider the threshold of being different is
most of these people force ""quirks"" onto themselves which is just lying to themselves about being different, and the ones who don't are actually just fucking nutter-butters

don't want to see that runt's glum visage

reckon it's over for islam....PERIOD

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hummus and wheat thins for dinner

Oi.

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Truth

Being a mentalist is something that simply cannot be feigned

I need some diversification in this highly anime-hostile place!
boards.Jow Forums.org/int/thread/89387525#bottom

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pussy for dinner

yawning my twat off night chumps

My taste in music is getting a lot more niggerish lads

Oi. Stop.

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They’re all happening in London and considered part and parcel of living there