/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

GREAT post

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How much in centimeters?

;^)

i once tried to box a football (not gay eggball) that was flying towards me at high speed away from me and it broke my arm lol
good times

70% of Americans are overweight
40% are obese

What a disgusting country

feels good when a lady holds you like that

also feels good when you're walking with your lady and other women stare daggers at her like they're asking "what does she got?"

a lil something to fuck you up for 2nite

jaja

salu2 and cya 2mrrw

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Fuck off chad

I have a diagnosis, I'm no normie.

you will never know the comfort in being a new england sports fan that is actually from new england and followed all his favorite teams since he was a child

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you just called your lady ugly

>feels good when a lady holds you like that
yes

>also feels good when you're walking with your lady and other women stare daggers at her
not actually a fan of women seem to look at everybody else as competition actually a pretty big turn off for me and maybe a big reason as to why I dont want a gf right now

obesity is spreading across europe

So do I (4yrs old) what’s your secret?

did I?

only some do. many girls are more eeyore-like and don't notice/care about all that stuff. get a gf your own speed

lucky genes and I try to be considerate, it helps

I want this feel

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*becomes your gf*

can they stop copying every fucking thing we do

>take 30mg xr adderall to cram for finals yesterday
>wears off but still can't sleep
>hit 36hrs of no sleep and just keep studying/laying in bed trying to sleep
>hit up my dude
>take 15mg xr adderall and figure I'll study for 12 more hours and then crash and wake up for my exam
>hour and a half later and I dont feel any different
>figure it didnt work for whatever reaso and decide I'll try to get some sleep
>lay in bed for an hour
>take xanax bar to sleep
>like 10min later I can feel adderall finally kicking in (makes sense since I had a taco bell box so my tummy was full)
>few minutes after this the xanax kicks in
I just played myself

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about to as soon as trump sanctions europe for supporting iran

imagine if putin pulls out of ukraine and RUS-EU trade openly and both alienate US
master move

>haha wed weed xanax dude
>gotta smoke that WEEDLE DEED DEED
>hold on i gotta hit up on my WEEDLY DEAD dealer
>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE XANSS LMAO

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I have this diagnosis that makes me too much of a chad at times where it's inappropriate to be a chad and I'm a virgin at times where it's inappropriate to be a virgin

>>take xanax bar to sleep

(btw it took so long because XR stands for extended release, it releases the drug over the span of a few hours)

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Nothing wrong with drugs.

Yeah but when I took it in the past I still felt its effects within like 20 minutes

*leads you on clutch game-winning drives*

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our state gdps rival eu cunts on their own. we'd be fine

Who is that guy next to Giselle?

The greatest living american

you can get there user, just give yourself time. try a lot of things, learn, live, let water pass under the bridges. find peace and happiness, maybe a creative outlet of some kind, try to balance your life. maybe pick up meditation, it really helps.

just remind yourself each day that it's okay to be you, you deserve to be happy, and everything is going to be okay. Stay chill and try to find some happiness in each day. Notice and appreciate the little things.

one beautiful day you'll find the right woman and it'll be great. I know it can feel hopeless, but it's all going to be fine!

they'll drop if they can't trade with europe

He's the guy that those Chad memes are based off of

is this why Denmark is the happiest country on earth?

fuck you
why do the pacific northwest teams always suck

never seen a pair of breasts before? I could help out with that

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That's not Aaron Rodgers

california is holding you back

Oregon football used to be good

washington had the seachickens for uh...3 years

Lel the squaks gonna suuuuuuck

more like running a TRAIN on em

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imagine if that were you

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Going to Oregon instead of California is like choosing the ugly sister
Russel Wilson is great, he just needs an O-line

CREEP
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GMA

Time to go home buds

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no, thanks

delete this

>college sports

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We didn't have Chris Carson
Our O-Line coach got fired
Richard Sherman is washed up
We'll get at least 10 wins

youtu.be/GBuEY_T1sPw

>we

we finna reclaim Da West with Based Jimmy

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damn sweden thank you I liked reading that

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jimmy garrapolo is overrated
49ers still suck
Leafs don't get sports fans

say that to me on the ice buddy i’ll fuck your day up

>America

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mad cause you got BTFO by the Rams

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damn

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thats thailand

based

Ok, sleepy time. Byeeee

Did you forget to reply?
Half of our team was injured when that game went down, we fucked them up earlier in the season.

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>rasm

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>dont watch hockey
>decide to look the playoffs up today
>a first year expansion team is in the semi-finals

what a meme fucking sport

you won by 6 pts the first game

meanwhile you could only score 12 points against >us while we were trying to outtank the browns

>NFL teams purposely tank their season to automatically guarantee a first round pick

talk about meme sport

>tfw no fair skinned white gf

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yeah well you're italian and I hate italian

gn

Degenerate piece of shit

Thanks!!!

says the guy who sniffs and sucks on toes and feet

>placer explains hes not italian pt 128383920

>start following a bit of hockey
>expansion team eliminates your team

Im not italian in the slightest

Yaaaasss

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On a GROSS zipperhead gf

>hit 36hrs of no sleep
yeah that's really fucking bad for your body. don't do that

>dont watch hockey
You didn't need to write this, the fact that you're confused about Vegas doing well was evidence enough

Tom Brady

On the california ballot for governor theres
>A republican praising hilter and dropping truth bombs
>a libertarian who surfed down an active volcano
>and a democrat whos qualifications is "A blockchain startup CEO"
Just wanted ya'll to know

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Bom Tardy

yeah man it really is possible for you to reach good and genuine happiness in life, you just have to be patient and accept that life is going to toss a bunch of shit at you first before it lets you at any of the better stuff. don't lose hope and don't get discouraged. try to be like teflon and let all the bad stuff run off you harmlessly, and then be sticky for whatever good things, remembering them and keeping them in mind. just don't let life get to you.

but it really is a nice thing to be alive and share this planet, we share the shittiness but we can also share the good things and have a laugh

>America

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>free smells

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Are you gay or some shit

Bruh eyo listen to this nigga

>a libertarian who surfed down an active volcano
anyway Oregon could steal that guy?

someone give me a rundown of what's happening here