You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it edition
/brit/
Jonathan Long
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Daniel Moore
no such thing!
Austin Brown
oh i knew about it but i chose to do nothing because i was a freak then and im a freak now
Jayden Sanchez
>someone who i only know online told me they had a dream about me
aaand it's time to stop talking to them
Lucas Turner
mum found my frog folder
Liam Gonzalez
>log on to my kikebook after months
>first pic I see is literally a baby’s head coming out of a fanny
Dare I post it?
Blake Perry
was going to post a photo but i nearly posted a webm of an old fella eating his own shite lmao
Grayson Wood
Landon Smith
Cooper Martinez
haha post it anyway x
Austin Davis
Luke Lee
mates
i really despise women, but i feel attracted to them so much ._.
Hudson Nguyen
do it Do It DO IT
Colton Brown
>female friend who likes me comes over
>she uses my computer
>she doesn't find my folder full of pictures of her
phew
Charles Lopez
That's the one regret I've never had. I always acted on it and sometimes it even worked.
Gavin Kelly
a wank a day keeps the femoids away lad
yes i am wearing a hat
Lucas Campbell
start work in 5 hours and i'm doing a 14 hour shift. don't fancy it 2bh.
Brody Ward
I’m sorry.
Carter Long
>a wank a day keeps the femoids away lad
yeah i know, that's why i always jerk off before leaving my house
Carson Jackson
How dare you notice women cynically exploiting their sexuality for gratification and their own material benefit!
Anthony Turner
this will never happen to me
Tyler Ortiz
i was too fat to have girls into me
Henry Edwards
Traumatizing. Imagine watching your wife's vag go through that.
Colton Lee
Miracle my ass!
Adam Howard
Colton Gutierrez
don't worry about it mate, it'll sort itself out. i'm a pretty advanced virgin and don't even get hard ons anymore. not even morning glory.
Nathaniel Phillips
I’ve got a 5 inch cock lads hahaha
Anthony King
Imagine finding that shit on Facebook front page without warning
Julian Perez
She's fat now
Easton Taylor
What is fucking wrong with him? Is he autistic?
Eli Ramirez
>dkn ingen fv
Jayden Perez
Bentley Sanchez
Please my post in my gimmick thread lads
Jason Ortiz
There should have been a warning 2bqh.
Liam Evans
how old are you???
Ayden Foster
not natural that
Christian James
jaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNY
Hudson Roberts
New artic monkey album on Spotify lads
Isaiah Thompson
sometimes I think about what I could've been if I didn't quit rugby and other sports when I was 14
but I did and then I spent my teen years listening to shoegaze and playing dark souls
fantastic
Robert Long
28
Jacob Morales
Eat my shorts
Christopher Murphy
reckon someone just shoved it in there then?
Landon Howard
...
Luke Cook
>kevin conroy will die one day
Matthew Turner
You're nearly 30, lad. Literally 20 years away from being 50. You're close to 50 than you are to 0.
Daniel Lewis
Isaiah Harris
Spoiler alert it’s shite like all their other shit
Eli Rodriguez
>kneecaps you
Heh, nothin personnel tout
Henry Anderson
you are almost a based wizard
Colton Lewis
What is the recipe for a good shitpost? Is it to misrepresent someone else's position in a way that makes them look stupid? Using a lemonman picture, of course
Julian Parker
interesting how you used shite and shit in the same sentence
Luke Clark
Carter Sullivan
Praise be! Please spare my mortal soul when your army of darkness consumes Earth.
Gabriel Bennett
Chase Murphy
'rim
Nolan Brooks
Owen Perry
exaggerate real life scenarios and post them with a straight face
Wyatt Harris
link creates mustard gas do not click
Colton White
>mfw britain did jack shit in wwii other than serve as target practice for german V2s
Austin Wright
i'm bussin' it's bussin i'm bussin' it's bussin' somebody pass me a water or something
Benjamin Watson
>implying i'm not going to end myself a few days before my 30th birthday
Parker Smith
Any of you based lads watching the based rally?
Ayden Ward
Tyler Diaz
I speak with revelance and I'm deep like quantum elements.
That's evidence of intelligence and I'm giving them lyrical elegance.
Indeed no hesitance stick booze in trunks like Elephants.
Smoke DMT and Weed in one Spliff when I'm conducting experiments.
John Sullivan
no
don't kill yourself
and america just bombed japan to show how powerful it is
Elijah Evans
Don't tarnish her, you fucking niggercunt
Kayden Sanders
STOP POSTING AT THE SAME TIME AS ME
Elijah Williams
dapper pepe ain't got no neck
Dominic Carter
>tarnish
LOOK OUT LADS WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE OVER HERE
Sebastian Powell
Sorry Jos darling
Ryder Parker
Gavin Fisher
beto is here
Alexander Anderson
JOSIE
Chase Hernandez
These bitches love Sosa
O end or no end
Fucking with them O boys,
You gon' get fucked over
Rari's and Rovers
These hoes love Chief Sosa
Hit him with that cobra,
Now that boy slumped over
They do it all for Sosa
You boys ain't making no noise
Ya'll know I'm a grown boy
Your clique full of broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
God ya'll some broke boys
We GBE dope boys,
We got lots of dough boy
Eli Ward
Lincoln Johnson
Honestly don’t get people’s obsession with artic monkeys they genuinely don’t have a single good song
Ryan Phillips
heheh hipsters.
Josiah King
That last album of their's was pretty decent 2bqh.
Adam White
that guy is a rapist
Charles Gomez
Aaron Watson
quite like thicc lasses
Eli Miller
toil soon
Joseph Nguyen
89398308
._.
Henry Phillips
who is this
why are they talking like toddlers
Landon Bennett
mmm, meh
Zachary Jenkins
Just woke up from a dream. It was long, but at the end I was Don Draper having to escape from the US Navy. I was on a navy boat. I hid in the drinks fridge with my gf to hide from the navy men. Then I ran downstairs and hid on a couch with my chidlren and my black adopted son. Then they tried to dob me in. So I grabbed my pal Hitler and we walked to a fence that was on the water and we were swimming down the river. Underwater, Hitler grabbed his laptop that was playing some video game, and kept swimming away. We then made it around the entrance of a bridge where there was a beach. We then somehow skied on the surface of the water where there were massive dancing on water celebrations celebrating the life of different people, including Bert Cooper. I then solo skied up the river (which was flowing down a massive mountain) all the way up tll I reached marvellous Melbourne
Parker Price
quintessentially canadian
Lucas Allen
one is, or near enough.
Cooper Miller
what
Jackson Clark
Really want to get back in to reading but it feels like a chore and I don’t enjoy it
Sebastian Rogers
green is an underage girl
Julian James
why do you really want to get back into it then
Kayden Ward
I think attractive people are secretly fearful of intimately engaging with ugly people. Hear me out.
If an 8/10 talks with a 4/10 and gets rejected, that's intensely humiliating. Only an ugly person can cause them this kind of humiliation. If an ugly person gets rejected then so what.
ATTRACTIVE GIRLS FEAR UGLY MEN
Ryan Adams
who's the white one
Joseph Ross
behold
audio-books
Jonathan Thomas
Because I remember how much I used to enjoy it and it could be really beneficial to me
Sebastian Morris
Idiot
Lincoln Rogers
Moron
Hunter Gonzalez
A paedo