I am a 32 year old virgin with a dead end job. I had no work experience and no friends/contacts. So I got a job at McDonalds by making the manager feel sorry for me. I was lucky to get this job. But I still failed at life.
How do I become successful Jow Forums...
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slowly move towards making money your hobby.
doesnt have to be much. start by figuring out ways to make a few extra dollars a day and work your way up. this is called grinding.
since you have no contacts you are limited to online ways but im sure there is numerous ways to do so. i started out making apps for like a dollar for some music app. i dont get much but i now have some sort of following and maybe some motivation to expand.
try getting good at blackjack. try crypto or invest in penny stocks. sure you will lose some but you also gain in experience.
get good at something and become a local talent and charge when its time.
seriously. seriously mediate and when they say meditate, look at everything in your realm and try to find a way to make lemonade.
This. By the time OP is 65 he'll be able to buy his own car! The ladies will love it.
Get a better job. I had zero contacts and no verifiable work experience either when I started.
You're a good man
I don’t understand how people can be virgins at 30. I know hot girls that will fuck you for 200-300 as long as you me balls don’t stink. It’s so fucking easy to pop your cherry dude wtf.
>implying you exist.
It depends on your own definition of "successful", there are many paths you can take. What do you want out of life?
Climb some dominance hierarchies, bucko
"Kid, you'll come out alright." *frazzles the young boys hair* *walks off into the sun*
As long as you’re balls don’t stink* sorry I’m wine drunk from a dinner date right now
There nothing wrong with letting go bro. Suicide IS option.
Stop trying scrap by in your shitty life it just mot worth it.
Become a reclusive monk and reject the material world. You don't have anything to lose
I'm about to stand up and exercise. My world will change. My brain will oxygenate. My body will mold into desire. I got this.
I think suicide is only an option in very rare cases... onset of a terminal illness or dementia or Alzheimers.
Don't throw your life away because it is shitty right now.
I've been through extreme lows and extreme highs.
Don't end it on a dip.
stop saying that to our fren who needs help faggot.
dude why would you even entertain this poster hes clearly depressed and trying to drag others down too.
;_;
Me sor
You prob should not kill self OP
>shitty right now.
What if it was always shitty?
Isn't that a pretty good indicator that it's probably going to remain shitty for the remaining part?
Mind telling us how you made the manager feel bad? Lmao how much do you have saved up? I'm only asking so I feel better about myself.
You have no idea how fucking lucky you are. You have nothing holding you back except yourself.
Most people your age have a mountain of responsibilities which prevent them from pursuing their dreams, you can literally move anywhere and do anything. It is all about self improvement.
If anyone should kill themselves it's you.
Hanging out with Sayori!
how do you make it to 32 with no vagene?
I was a fat nerdy NEET who started browsing /b/ in like 2009 when i was still a goddamn child and still got my dick succ by 17. granted she was a whore but I STILL busted on them tiddies.
Terrible advice
When one meditates you are to clear your mind, not focus on your problems. Other advice is decent, better than what I’m willing to give op
You should feel horrible. You are a little slut, a junkie, and you got used by your dad. I bet you kinda liked it too. You know you did. You're worthless. You are a walking set of holes, you have no right to tell a man to do anything. You have no value and no one likes you. Go to bed and cry yourself to sleep like you usually do.
Easiest way to make money with no capital is to start thrifting/garage saling on the side. Requires very little investment capitol (~$50 on a saturday). Only really works if you live in a non-rural area though.
You'd be surprised how well this kind of stuff works, with a pretty flexible margin of error. Jow Forums is a pretty bad place to come for advice desu, too many bootstrapping retards.
Try it one day, go to salvation army/goodwill (harder, because it's more expensive) and look up sold listings on ebay for brands of clothing you sift through. Usually I look for comps in the 20-25 dollars range, paying a max of 5 bucks. You can work your way up to vintage stuff as your knowledge level increases.
Certainly would recommend just starting as a hobby though, it's going to take a few weeks of accumulated knowledge. You don't even have to buy anything your first few weeks, just look at items and their comps on ebay. Good luck user, hope you can build a good life for yourself :^)
okay now that I am done berating you about not getting any meaty warm parts wrapped around your pecker, time for the real advice.
I don't know what will work for you, but what worked for me was taking risks that brought me *this* close to death or incarceration that I felt ALIVE
I don't mean "yeah it's a good, fun day!" alive
I mean I felt what it meant to be a human. I felt the difference between life and death so closely I could touch the line with my fingertips.
Car crashes, getting robbed for drugs, robbing people for drugs, sending hitters to beat the shit out of someone, and having the same done to me.
Police texting me from the guy I chased with a knife's phone telling me they were coming for me
shotgun barrels inches from my face, that kind of shit.
Taught me just how quickly it could all come to an end, and made me realize that whatever I have on this mortal plane, no matter how large or small. I cannot take ANYTHING with me when I go.
so I got a "real job" at a grocery store and started squirreling away crypto.
minimized every possible expense to the point where I basically lived to work
It paid off, made 110% of my average yearly pay that I make at my job off the last bullrun, this next one will ensure I am financially free for at least 3 years, and if I can catch one more after that, I am golden for life.
Also worth mentioning that your first few attempts might be discouraging. If you keep at it you will see the returns you can get for your time are pretty insane. After about 2 weeks I was averaging 70 an hour on my thrifting trips, and getting about 300-400 worth of haul garage saleing (Spending 40 bucks max). Was amazing while I was in college. On top of that it's fun as well.
Also, learn personal finance, it's so incredibly important. Have an emergency fund, start a roth IRA, whatever you can set aside will help you build out of the paycheck to paycheck autism. There's a lot more to it then i can summarize here, but you have access to more resources than anybody in history ever has at your income level. Restaurant industry is hard work but also a good way to break into a higher pay grade from minimum, look into backwaiting gigs and try to move your way up to serving, it requires less social skills than you probably think. Just make sure if you're backwaiting the place tips out.
>over a decade in a entry level job
spend 200 hours learning html / css / javascript and you should be good
This is fucking awful advice btw. Crypto is really easy to make money, but the scene is full of retards with incredible amounts of bias that hit a good month (AKA january where you can literally throw darts at shitcoins and 3x), and everybody thinks they're a master trader.
If you REALLY want to learn how to trade, learn to chart bitcoin price action. This doesn't just mean shit tier retail TA. This means struggling on the bitmex testnet and reading/absorbing as much information as you possibly can, learning to set stops (ones that don't get shaken out by the rampant market manipulation) etc etc.
It's really difficult and there's a lot of different approaches to take towards the topic at hand. Crypto is full of retards so it's easy to get distracted. But if you want to learn to make a consistent return and not be one of the bull run retard hype shitters, it's important to learn how to setup good trade strategies.
Anybody who tells you there's an easy way to make a shit ton of money is lying to you, they most likely got lucky and it's not worth trying to pursue. Why not try to pickup some important life skills so you don't have to rely on retards on Jow Forums to be able to market yourself?
i had a dream about wrestling with baby bears for some fucking reason the other day and now im wondering wtf was it supposed to mean
you should too. Do it together with OP
No way to split it you’re fucked. You’ve probably wasted most of your youth. Starting a physical job is now out of the question. You also don’t have the paper that says you’re a smart boi, so you’re fucked there too. What do you want? Money, women, and self validation are all easily obtainable, but the quality and quantity of those things is what makes the real difference to people. Consider the other side user, you fought the good fight.
Scam people, steal shit off credit cards, sell drugs and invest profits in crypto. If you're not stupid you won't get caught. If I was you that's what I would do, but thank god I have enough money in crypto already.
In the worst case scenario you'll be in prison (still better than wagecuckery) or dead, but you're probably suicidal already so why would you give a shit. It's a win win situation. Or just reinvest your wagecuckery bucks in crypto and see what happens, you have to do some research first though. Don't give up fren
;_; nuuu why you say this
me so tired of crying me asleep.....
T_T
>being in prison is better than wageslavery
Ignore this retard. Trust me even the feds require a certain amount of je ne sais quoi, and unless you have a lawyer that can get you sent to camp (very expensive) it ain’t fucking worth the risk.
one day biz dont wanna be a wagecuck...the next day it wants to kill itself coz it cant be a proper wagecuck
Jung said dreams are meant to be interpreted in groups. Write them down in as much detail as possible over the course of years.
There is a meaningful difference between being a temp wageslave and having that position be your entire life.
Jung was also a massive fucking retard. Maybe don’t do that?
>instead of wageslaving for $800 a month you wageslave for $1500 a month
you still live like a caged animal
>I get paid a set amount monthly
That would be stupid, you’re stupid
statistics show that 95% of businesses fail and yet you act like you own a successful business
old money here. I will buy your business just to close it down for lulz
I get orgasmic pleasure watching wage slaves losing jobs
i am not even joking. it feels like I get filled with joy. similar to when you smoke good weed
>I own a business
Sure keep guessing. What will you think up next wojakposter? Also any businesses that “fail” and are in food service are fucking irrelevant. Remove those and that percentage would change greatly.
>OP still only made 1 post
The hallmark of a good shitpost. One and done- and the niggers here keep the thread going.
you are cancer, nobody loves you, nobody gives a shit about your cancerous opinion.
Ever digested Fox and the Hound? I believe you should view this movie. Perhaps it will illuminate your subconscious mind. I must flee now. Until then. *pries open ThinkPad* *whips out schlong*
>pathetic sack of nigger shit actually thinks building a successful business is hard
You're lucky to be old money brainlet, you wouldn't ever make it
