ITT we act as boomer as possible

ITT we act as boomer as possible

>Ow my back

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>that 17 year old boomer who dabs in public

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>BUT I WANT A SIXTH HOUSE

Just give him a firm handshake and the job is yours!

>i hear [boring chain restaurant #1230120] opened up down the road, we should try it!

Boomer?

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STFU you entitled little shits

penis hahaha

>why are kids always on their damned phones
>spends 6 hours straight on phone browsing facebook during an innapropriate time such as family dinner

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>land down under

no thanks

Trump is draining the #drainingtheSwamp. I don'r debate #libtards on Twitter. I love Israel.

please tell me this isnt real

If he doesn't give you a job, refuse to leave until he does!

It is.
It's the Liberals attempt at connecting with young voters.

>It is.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

*dabs on the millennial haters

Why don't they just hire millennials rather than try to emulate them?

It was probably made by a millennial kid of rich parents, separated from the world and actually believes this stuff.

Same as how there are McDonald's employees who care about the brand and 'Maccas Magic' despite being shit on all the time.

>Be babyboomer comic artist for the news
>Know we boomers can't understand this fancy iPhone, computer,and iPad jargon
>Since we can't understand this nerdy high tech stuff the modern generation shouldn't be able to understand basic things from my generation right?like handwriting,reading a book,going out on a real date with your sweetheart instead of having a "videophone" date,and basic social interactions right?
>It's not that we refuse to improve,it's more like they can't understand what we understand because they are to busy understanding this sci-fi rigamarole
>Ohh this is good material
>Make shitty comics about millennia being useless pussies that can't be separated from their phones
>Only oldies read the news so no one calls me out on this shit
>Rinse and repeat

Oops, forgot the picture,how do I post a picture again?do I have to send it to the hacker formally known as fourchan?do you pals know his mail?

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Wait there it is

Isn't it exciting having all those new minorities bringing their culture here?

> when I was your age I payed my way through college with a minimum wage job!

>houses haven't got more expensive
>you young people just waste all your money on those apple Ephones and avocado toast.
I thought avocado toast preventing people from owning homes was a joke but holy fuck old people actually believe it.

My subsidised investment property only doubled in value over the last 10 years. And the kids say they cost too much.

It's bad enough that you think you deserve penalty rates on Sunday when you kids don't even go to church anymore, you want a house too?

based merchant

t.

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"Millennials are KILLING [insert shitty business]! LIKE and SHARE this minion if you agree! IGNORE if you worship Satan!

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>Maccas Magic
The fuck is this? I worked at McDicks as a kid and I have no idea what the fuck you are saying.

Maccas Magic was a slogan they tried to push on the employees here.
Basically 'make maccas magic' to make a kids day or whatever.

>MY THIRD BOAT IS DIRTY

JUANITO! come clean my boat for me !

i keep forgetting how lame corporate culture is and how readily americans embrace it

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heil!

>mfw I see a boomer mowing his lawn

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>PUBG is way better than fortnite

>Weed! Look at me man, I'm totally chill.

Doesn't weed have the death penalty in Bravil?

I think half of the people I know usually smoke weed. You can buy or smoke in front of schools here, it's insane.

“I’d like to speak to your manager.”

*extremely boomer voice*
Mmmm But i dont want to sell my 3rd jet ski to make room for my new sports car!

I know some say generational discord is a way to distract us from the real enemy (the Jew) but American boomers are some if not THE most entitled pieces of shit the world has ever seen

>tfw you like to sleep with them cause you have a daddy complex
Fuck they can’t keep getting away with it

HEYA JIM!!!!!! Just got my BRAND NEW LAWNMOWER AND GRILL!!!! SUSAN AND THE KIDS LOVE IT!!!!! Target was having a special sale honoring OUR TROOPS IN SYRIA!!!! HOORAH!! Cody has been really good too, he's been SLACKING ON HIS GRADES but he's a computer whiz, can you believe he built a computer all by himself? When TRUMP gets us some JOBS back from CHINA he's going to be ROLLING IN DOUGH!!! Let me know how you're feeling in HAWAII! CAWA BUNGA BABY!!

-Rob
Sent from my iPhone

>tfw mom was proud and impressed that I built my own computer even though it's not hard and lots of people do it
I still enjoyed her feeling like she was proud of me.

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GET REAL KID!!!! There's a whole world out there waiting for you to conquer it, yet all you do is sit on your SMARTPHONE posting FROG PICTURES when I was a kid I worked my newspaper route and made TEN CENTS AN HOUR AND LOOK AT ME NOW!!! LIVIN IT UP IN FLORIDA!! GO GATORS!! -Doug

You just need to get out there and give that Jow Forums fella a firm handshake, That's how the get the Janitor job!

I think you're mistaken. The people you're replying to aren't actually boomers lad.

>DO YOU WANT EVERYTHING TO BE LIKE IN 90'S?

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I've never heard such a thing. What the fuck are you talking about?

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/15/australian-millionaire-millennials-avocado-toast-house
news.com.au/finance/money/costs/avocado-toast-mortgages-have-gone-global/news-story/0e691bfafc89e2d1511a7cbdfd074e9c

Guess it's an aus thing

*Be Gen Zyklon*
*Dab on Boomers AND millenials*

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Pass the tide pods lad!

>there are Gen Z who can post here

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What do you MEAN the costumer service booth closed an hour ago I WANNA SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR THE MANAGER IS THERE NOBODY OF A "HIGHER AUTHORITY" I CAN SPEAK TO? OK FINE I'LL REMBER THIS [insert minimum wage slave laborer]

>gen Z starts in the mid 90's
>born in 95
Fuck, I'm a Z.

boomers really make working retail hell

some people count it as starting in 2000, this generational stuff is usually subjective

GIVE ME YOUR NAME SO I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT YOU.

why don’t you just buy a house

There are legitimate complains about that generation in particular but this thread doesn't tell me anything interesting, it's just /b/ memes.

Do you want Jow Forums to post their graduate thesis about baby boomers or do you want quick, lazy Reddit memes?

We own a big house, you will always live in a shitty flat in your life, jealous, young man?

If you google it there are sources that say 96, 95, and even 2001/2000. It's all nonsense really.

I mean, some dumb people also think boomers extend into the early 1960s, as if a 6 year old was in Vietnam or at Woodstock.

And you can't even refute them because there is no agreed upon standard

>Boomers
1946-1964
They enjoyed a great live
>Gen X
1965-1980
They knew unemployment and their living conditions fell down compared to the boomer
>Gen Y
1981-1999
They were born with the informatics and new technologies. They know unemployment and shit jobs.
>Gen Z
They born with screen
They are still at school

>no I didn't go to university for that
>let me tell you a little something about your field of expertise

now i understand why nazi germany wanted to kill the elderly

>And you can't even refute them
Huh?

What do you mean you don't have a job?
You just walk into a business with a resume and they give you one.

The world is a big place. I doubt the post-WWII generation in South Africa or the Philippines is anything like the stereotype we have of it here.

I myself don't think boomers should extend past Eisenhower's first term.

*mows lawn 5 times a day*
*buys summer home in spain but never learns to even say hello in spanish*
*never buys birthday presents for grandkids because they "should learn to make their own money like i did!"*

This, when I was your age, I once walked on a construction site, asked the guy in charge if he had a job for me. Signed my contract in the afternoon

Else we could claim that Gen Xer icons like Henry Rollins are boomers because they were born in the early 60s and that's kind of silly.

this is the only boomer i know

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It's not just an Aus thing, even here you sometimes hear boomers talk about how the young waste money which includes things like avacado because it's seen to them as a luxury fruit

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>not realizing that millenials cleaned up the cities they abandoned and actually turned them into livable and enjoyable urban spaces because they couldnt afford to buy the houses their parents raised them in
hate boomers

>caring about SJW urban hipsters with beanies
I sure hope...

I remember reading a lot of articles about Millenials who were forsaking suburbia for the cities, but I eventually realized that it was only focusing on a certain subpopulation because New York and LA are major media centers and the people writing for Time Magazine and whatnot can relate to urban hipsters better.

A small group of hipsters in the Northeast urban belt doesn't represent someone in Tennessee or Kansas or Texas at all, they just have the advantage of the media spotlight.

>implying something like that isn't part of growing up and making something of yourself
>no my generation didn't have to do anything like that, you're just being whiny because you can't find a job
>after highschool just go across the street and get hired
>lmao the job market isn't terrible you're just not trying hard enough
>so what if I divorced your mom, now you have two families to support you
>no my new wife won't because she's even more of a boomer than me but I won't divorce her because I don't want to die alone
>go find a job and lift yourself up
I felt so bad for my friend and his stepmom is the epitome of the boomer generation

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>mfw the boomer across the street washes his boat every 2nd day and fills the gutter with shit water so I gotta through it to get to my car every fucking time

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>HEY WHY DID THEY GET SERVED BEFORE ME????

My nigga just use a hd one

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I don't think we have boomers here, our development and growth only started in the 70's and 80's

I think I saw that guy at Walmart